Kanye West is the star of a Spike Jonze short film, We Were Once A Fairytale.

In the 11-minute short the rapper, who only a few weeks ago made a fool of himself at the MTV Awards, can be seen acting like a drunk fool.

The mini-movie is all kinds of surreal and is kind of like an LSD-laced night on the town. West can be seen slurring his words and acting like a buffoon. He knocks things over and yells at the pretty wait-staff about not getting special treatment. He then goes on to dance like your crack-addicted uncle at a family wedding and he ends up committing suicide and pulling a furry animal out of his stomach. Then animal then does the same.

This video is so been-there-done-that. Any heroin addict worth their salt has had a trip like this once in their lives. This mess is nothing new. Seen it all before.

Video from Vimeo (via The Metro). Story & info. via The Metro.

A little while ago, a Kanye West video was leaked that was an utter pile of horse turds.

The rapper got  a little upset and spat his dummy out at the thought of this, and CAPS blogged the excuse that it was half-finished. Well, that would have made sense assuming that the finished article stood any chance of being decent. Well, now we can judge for ourselves as the real, official video has come out. The rapper is currently channeling positive thoughts into your cranium, in hopes that memories of the crappy leak will be expunged. 

Check out the video above and decide if you think it’s less turdy.

Kanye West has used his official blog to deny that he has a Twitter page or any presence on Twitter at all.

He exclaims angrily that he has no need for the popular social network in his life, because he already has a blog from which to issue intermittent music updates.

Well, here we go again, and I should warn you that wearing shades, goggles or some other form of protective eye-wear while perusing the below would be a very good idea. In fact, wearing anything to protect your eyes from being shouted at would be the best idea since I decided to wipe with actual potty paper.

While skim-reading the below through the gaps in my fingers, I gathered that Mr Amber Rose was upset at the legions of crazies claiming to be the real him on Twitter. I am pretty sure I followed a few of the fakes at one time or another and so I am glad he cleared the air, so I know not to bother any more.

Before you harangue me in the comments for not formatting the quote, SCREW YOU, I shall serve this tepid CAPS stew as the same sh*tted out lump of text in which I originally found it. Enjoy.

(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER… WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I’M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I’M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I’M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I’M NOT AND I’M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN’T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON’T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT… THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN’T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT’S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW …. WHY? … BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!! (via Kanye University)

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Kanye West Louis Vuitton Shoe adverts (also with Amber Rose in gallery below).

Kanye West, along with his naked and apparently comatose girlfriend Amber Rose, appear in a new set of Louis Vuitton shoe ads.

There is something very Diddy about these adverts that is hard to put your finger on. They are dark and broody; suggesting that either West is going for a sleeker look, or he forgot to pay his light bill. 

The ads are okay, I guess.

Having heard the two of them were going to be in an advert together, this is exactly the predictable thing that I was expecting. It’s not the worst set of ads in the world, but considering it features the hotness that is Rose’s butt crack, it should be about a 9 on the “Sexy-o-Meter”. At the moment, it’s hanging at about a 6.

Well, whatever, West has some kicks to pimp out. So, be sure to peep these while sat at home on your PC and be too lazy to get off your butt to actually buy them. (Yeah, I went there).

Kanye West responds to South Park, via his blog

Kanye West, better known to anyone with sensitive retinas as Captain CAPS, for his over-long caps filled rants, has responded to the episode of South Park, which mocked him.

The episode, entitled ‘Fish Sticks’ made fun of the rapper and called him a “Gay Fish”. He even got his own “I’m A Gay Fish” song!

Kanyezee responded to the hilarity with a surprisingly self-aware retort. The rapper’s itchy trigger-finger hadn’t engaged the Shift key in any meaningful way for some time. And so he was just burning to let us know about how much we hurt his feelings, in a reversed out, CAPS filled, bloody hard to read blog entry.

West makes reference to the fact he probably deserves to be ripped a new Ahole for being such an arrogant prick. Hey, the world loves a talented douche, but the old ego does need reigning in sometimes, matey.

Kanye West parody on South Park

Kanye West parody on South Park (click below for video)

Kanye West and his flambouant sense of fashion were made fun of on South Park. In the episode, which aired on Comedy Central, West exclaiming proudly that he was a “Gay fish”.

Kanye West has an epiphany and realizes that he is, in fact, a gay fish. He then dresses in a open chested wetsuit and dives into the ocean, while the his song, “I’m a Gay Fish” plays to him humping and kissing various aquatic life.

According to the rather gleeful TMZ.com Kanye West has just been charged with three criminal misdemeanors; vandalism, battery, and grand theft, in connection with the camera-smashing incident at LAX.

The trouble comes from an incident recorded within LAX itself, on 11 September last year. West and his manager Don Crowley were caught on tape in what appeared to be a scuffle with a TMZ photographer. You can click to play the clip above and make up your own mind, but it does seem as though West was being rather aggressive and that after the initial wrestling about, both of the accused had a hand in smashing up a pap’s equipment.

TMZ.com claims that West actually broke their light while they were filming and assaulted their staff, and that Crowley broke a still and video camera. According to the Los Angeles City Attorney’s office, a videotape of the incident showed West and his manager “forcibly wrestling a still camera from one of the photographers.”

Both men are scheduled to be arraigned on April 14. West could get up to 2.5 years in jail if convicted on all counts.

Crowley could get five years (for the six crimes with which he was charged; 2 counts of vandalism, 2 counts of battery and 2 counts of grand theft.)

Kanye West reveals that his greatest pain in life is not being able to watch himself perform on stage so he can stroke his own massive ego and climax every time his songs change key (okay, I added that last part).

According to Female First he said, “God chose me. He made a path for me. I am God’s vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”

He explained further, “I do have an ego and rightfully so. I think people should have an ego. Think about it – I don’t offend people, I don’t put anyone down. Do I name names or bring people down? That’s not my thing. But I give myself big-ups. I feel good about the music I make.”

None of the nonsense above surprises me anymore…

Well, the only thing that stuns a little is I believe it was spoken and not mashed in all CAPS into the keyboard of his LV covered Macbook.

Image credit to  Splash News.

Kanye West can be seen above as he tries and fails to ‘out-fierce’ his partner [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Kanye West is pictured leaving with his girlfriend Amber Rose from the Narciso Rodriguez fashion Show after-party at the Penthouse in Grammercy Hotel in downtown, Manhattan.

GAWD I’m slow… I didn’t even know he had a girlfriend. Never gave it much thought, actually. I assumed that his CAPS key was the love of his life and the one who got to enjoy sweet nights of expletive filled Kanye lovin’.

Seems I was wrong and ‘Ye is dating some form of femme-bot who is possibly an even more fyah dresser than he. Or should that be, to put it more accurately, he is dating the hotter/ female version of himself!

ANY THOUGHTS ON KANYE’S CHOICE OF GIRLFRIEND? 

Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Jose Perez / Splash News. 

Kanye West has attempted to communicate with the outside world in a way that neither required his LV branded MacBook Air, nor his CAPS key – the rapper has stepped forward and offered bold and touching words of support to Rihanna, whom he refers to as like a ’sister’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

There are too many shocking news bites to post in full again, but in summary Rihanna got a beating from her love interest Chris Brown. Brown is under investigation and is likely facing serious charges and jail time for allegedly hitting, biting and scratching his girlfriend.

West, upon hearing the reason for two of his fellow musicians entirely missing the Grammy Awards, offered the following words of support to Rihanna.

“I was completely devastated by the concept of what I heard,” the rapper said Tuesday on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show. “I was completely devastated during the performance,” West said. He also said he knows Rihanna, better than Brown, 19, as he went on tour with the 20-year-old singer.

“Rihanna is so important to our culture … to pop music. I feel like she is the most important artist in music and has the most potential. Her taste level and her age … she has the potential to be the greatest artist of all time.”

“In that sense, I feel like that’s my baby sis,” he said. “I would do any and everything to help her in any situation.

West didn’t get into specifics, but he did say “All I want to say is, it’s so devastating. Just as a person, I don’t care how famous she is or even if she just worked at McDonald’s … [abuse] should never happen. It should never come to that place.”

Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Demis Maryannakis / Splash News. Story courtesy of E! Online