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Jessica Simpson On Ellen DeGeneres & Jay Leno

Jessica Simpson is on the promotional trail in her final weeks of pregnancy. Speaking of which, despite some flapping from both Ellen DeGeneres and Jay Leno about Simpson being ‘due any minute,’ the singer insists she’s got ‘weeks’ remaining before she gives birth. Add to that, she’s not expecting multiples so much as one baby girl doctors said would be ‘eight or nine’ pounds. She admitted to Leno: ‘No, it’s not twins, I know it looks like it.’ Simpson wore heels to both interviews, since she’s absent preggo ankles. She wore eight-inch wedges for Ellen and then six-inch heels to Leno where she declared: ‘It’s a tough thing here and I’m wearing six inch heels, it’s a lot of weight to carry on six inches.’

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Jessica Simpson Makes Me Ache All Over

Here are some recent photos of Jessica Simpson for those of you who called shenanigans on the obvious hatchet job Elle did Photoshopping the singer for their cover. A few of you asked me why she looked so small on the Elle cover, to which I replied ‘Well, the shoot was probably a few weeks ago and they’ve botched the Photoshop to where she’s VERY small.’ It’s somewhere in between the two: a shoot that dates itself by the size of her bump and bad, obvious alterations to the photos. In any case, here’s Simpson a few days ago at a hotel in Beverly Hills. Looking at any photos of her makes my joints ache. OUCH!

Jessica Simpson Covers Elle April 2012 Naked

Here’s Jessica Simpson doing the passe thing and taking her clothes off for no reason in a shoot that feels stale the day it’s released. In her interview, Simpson says she’s expecting a 10-pound girl for whom she and fiance Eric Johnson have picked a non-traditional name which she’s not disclosing. ‘We’re sure [about the choice],’ she said. ‘We’re embroidering it on things. [It's] nothing shocking and nothing you’ll have to add to the dictionary. When people hear it, they’ll know why.’ Old celeb bump covers below with Simpson’s shoot and alternative cover.

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Jessica Simpson Concedes To Wearing Flats

Here’s Jessica Simpson in a Twitter picture captioned: ‘We are loving Laguna…and yes, I’m wearing flip flops!’ which I’m only noting because a week ago she wore platforms to balance her preggo frame (which consists of preggo mall hair, preggo lips, preggo boobs, and her belly). But it appears she’s conceded to life in flats the next two months of her pregnancy despite her lack of preggo ankles.

Jessica Simpson Is Not Expecting A Pillow Baby

I’m arbitrarily reminding you of Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy since I’ve suffered 20-months of pillow lies from the lips of Beyonce. And, honestly, I need reminding of what an actual preggo woman looks like. Here’s five/six-months pregnant, barely, Simpson at the NBC Universal Winter TCA Press Tour Party in Pasadena, CA this weekend. She’s carrying an IRL baby. Not a pillow full of lies, not a food baby, not a gas baby, not an Internet baby. An actual baby that’s going to look like Simpson and not a surrogate. So, here’s a very preggo Simpson with a bump so big, with three-months PLUS to go, I wonder whether she’s expecting multiples. Simpson hopes to lose the baby weight in a $3M diet shill as soon as she pops. She recently tweeted Jessica Alba about postpartum weight loss, since Alba looks like this after having two kids: ‘New goal: look like @jessicaalba after baby. Job well done lady!’ Alba replied: ‘OMG! Ur so sweet!’

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Jessica Simpson $3 Million Weight Loss Deal

Jessica Simpson will be paid $3 million to lose the same number of pounds she would if there were no deal in place. Page Six is reporting that Simpson landed a deal with Weight Watchers where she has a year of portion control to reach her goal. It would be pretty tragic if Simpson spent 2012 yelling ‘TOMORROW!’ while making tacos in her Dutch oven, only to lose this deal like she lost the $500K pregnancy reveal. P6 claims Simpson had a number of weight loss offers, which is kind of depressing. But expected, since pregnancy is for fatties. Sources add: ‘The deal is in place, and after having her baby, she’ll start with Weight Watchers to lose her baby weight.’ Simpson will be getting married postpartum, so expect contrived tabloid stories about losing weight for her wedding day too.