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Jessica Simpson is Looking Oddly Constipated

Apr 13th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jessica Simpson confused her simpleton fans, on the morning of April 12, by tweeting a picture of herself wearing a busted-ass poly-blend wig. Most of the people who posted about it seemed confused as to whether she had actually cut her hair. It appears from these photos, which were taken a few hours later, that this is not the case. I didn’t need convincing, as the wig was as realistic as Heidi Montag’s over-stretched globes. Seriously, people.  If you can see your reflection in it, and it’s sat about an inch off her forehead, it’s not effing real. Sheesh.

The pictures show a wig-less Jessica Simpson, looking oddly constipated. She was one of the many celebrities to attend the Shine On Good HouseKeeping event celebrating 125 Years Of Women Making Their Mark in NYC, on April 12, 2010.

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Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Often Brush her Teeth

Mar 12th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jessica Simpson does not brush her adorable sticky-out rabbit teefs. Simpson is the religious type. So, I am guessing that if you do not brush your teefs God punishes the poor dental hygiene with mangled-looking chompers that will fall out before you turn 40-years-old. I digress. Something… blah… blah … Simpson is a dirty bish who admits that she does not regularly brush or floss. She says sometimes she only rinses her mouth with mouthwash. Okay, nothing gross then.

Wonder how Simpson maintains her million-dollar smile? So does she. “I don’t brush my teeth,” she told iheartradio, Thursday. “No, really! I just use Listerine, and sometimes I’ll use my sweater,” she claimed, bursting into laughter. “I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I’m 60 and I’m all, ‘ow!’” [Us]

So, we have pictures of Simpson wearing dentures to look forward to. No?


Video from iheartradio’s official YouTube, with Jessica Simpson’s interview.

Pictures of Simpson as she left her New York hotel, March 11, 2010. She can be seen hugging Kerry Washington and getting caught in Washington’s dog’s lead.

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Jessica Simpson on John Mayer’s Oversharing

Mar 2nd, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jessica Simpson doesn’t want people to know that she’s dynamite in bed.

She opens up on a filming of The Oprah Winfrey Show. She bemoans everyone in the world hearing about her ex-boyfriend’s tacky kiss-and-tell. As you may remember, Mayer told a (very good) Playboy magazine interviewer that his ex was amazing in the sack. Rather than put out some kind of PSA, about how her future lover better brace themselves, Simpson has shied away from the praise. She claims she doesn’t want everyone to know she’s good in bed, and then she started blathering something about her weight that I don’t care about.

Mayer likened his ex girlfriend, whom he split from in 2007 after about a year of dating, to “crack cocaine” and “sexual napalm” in the March issue of the lad mag. He later apologized for being “an a–hole.”: “I don’t want people to know how I am in bed!” Simpson, 29, laments in an episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show, airing Wednesday. Simpson also admitted she struggles with criticism of her weight: “It’s a really hard thing for me to talk about,” the clearly upset reality star tells Oprah. [Us Weekly]

Image credit to Revolution Pix/ Fame Pictures. Story Us Weekly.

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Jessica Simpson Would Also Like Some Attention

Feb 22nd, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Attention-seeking is like breathing in and out, for these celebrities. Especially the ones with a Twitter account; those who are only ever a click away from exposing themselves in all kinds of hilarious ways. Jessica Simpson would be one of those people. Rather than hack the account of her sibling for trifles and giggles, as did Khloe Kardashian (on more than one occasion), Simpson has taken to sharing ridiculous TwitPics of herself. The former singer has a heck of a lot of time on her hands. She shared with fans on Twitter this little gem of her wearing (and badly promoting) a La Mer upper and lower zone radiant mask.

John Mayer: Jessica Simpson Is Sexual Napalm

Feb 10th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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John Mayer is still being an intolerable, over-sharing douchebag and blowing hot air in the direction of anyone who will listen. Male celebrities have a habit of sharing too much information about naked times and the special relationships they share with their privates, whenever they are interviewed for Playboy.

However, Mayer really takes his indulgences to new and exciting levels. In a new online interview the singer discusses further his loves of porn, his genitals, sex with Jessica Simpson, and then he recalls his time with Jennifer Aniston.

On his 2006-07 relationship with Jessica Simpson: That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm. There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, “I want to quit my life and just f-ckin’ snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f-ck you, I would start selling all my sh-t just to keep f-cking you.”

You’ll need to take a strong swig of Listerine, perhaps two, and then view below.

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Jessica Simpson Curls up With a Friend’s Dog

Jan 26th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jessica Simpson shared a Twitter picture cuddling with a friend’s dog, Sammy.

It would be too easy to start making gross jokes about bestiality, and guessing how many lonely nights it was before Jessica Simpson actually borrowed her friend’s dog for company. So, I’m not gonna. But I am going to point out that although the dog is adorable, and inflated lips aside Simpson looks adorable, this is the saddest photo in the world. We all know Simpson is a cat lady/ Jennifer Aniston 2.0 waiting to happen. The sooner she fesses up and buys some damn cats, rather than wasting her time on fluffy adorable dogs, the better.

First message about her new (borrowed friend) Sammy and I are falling asleep. Sweet snuggle companion. Thx Jeannia and Evan for letting me have her for the http://tweetphoto.com/9553623.

Second message, clarifying the first: Just to clear things up…Sammy isn’t my new pup. I borrowed her for the night from my friends :)

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