Jessica Simpson does not brush her adorable sticky-out rabbit teefs. Simpson is the religious type. So, I am guessing that if you do not brush your teefs God punishes the poor dental hygiene with mangled-looking chompers that will fall out before you turn 40-years-old. I digress. Something… blah… blah … Simpson is a dirty bish [...]
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Jessica Simpson Using an Ear Wax Candle… Wut?
Jessica Simpson given an ear wax candle as a Christmas present by her stylist.
Jessica Simpson posted a Twitter video on her @JessicaSimpson account, about the Christmas present she got from stylist Ken Paves. The tweet asked her followers what kind of present this was supposed to be. The video shows her with a candle burning [...]
Jessica Simpson Legal Letter to Star Magazine
As reported last week, Jessica Simpson has taken legal action against Star magazine over their Tiger Woods cover story. The magazine chose to go with the pretty obviously fabricated story, that Simpson and Woods had flirted and swapped phone numbers after meeting at a golfing event. The rag chose a photo for the cover that [...]
Jessica Simpson Legal Action Over Star Cover
Jessica Simpson doesn’t need a pity hookup from the editors at Star. The singer tweeted yesterday that she was shocked to see herself on the cover of the magazine, in a story that painted her as Tiger Woods’ mistress number 15.
After refuting the story on her social network, her publicist started contacting the media. Her [...]
Jessica Simpson Was Not Tiger Woods’ Mistress
This may come as a shock to some of you reading this… but sometimes magazine covers are wrong. In fact, sometimes, they just flat out make stuff up for no reason. For example, on Star magazine’s new cover they are pimping a story claiming that Jessica Simpson and Tiger Woods hooked up. Tiger Woods‘ harem [...]
Jessica Simpson’s Dog Daisy Snatched By Coyote
That has got to be the single weirdest post title I’ve ever been obliged to write.
So, it turns out that Jessica Simpson has used her official Twitter to let fans know her dog is missing and to plead for help. More specifically a pair of Simpson’s crusty old church panties, that she squinted and mistakenly [...]
