Jennifer Lopez has been pretty obnoxious in her shilling of a certain car brand. Her Papi music video was basically a car commercial. And part of it was literally used for a car commercial. She rode the same car during her Papi performance at the AMAs on Sunday (and she seemed to have trouble opening [...]
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Jell-O-Tor Lives To Fight Crime Another Day
Wait. What? I’m tired, don’t look at me. Well, it’s being reported that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are still touching bumps with the lights off (no kissing, no cuddling, DEFINITELY no spooning). This comes from Us Weekly, who report Jell-O-tor lives to jiggle another day: ‘Filming their talent competition Q’Viva! The Chosen in Puerto [...]
Jennifer Lopez Won’t Admit Dating 24-Year-Old
Jennifer Lopez is playing a game of ‘If We Don’t Talk About It, It Never Happened.’ As in, if I touch bumps with someone young enough to be my son and we play Madonna and Child, and we don’t talk about it, it never happened. Even when everyone’s pretty sure it happened. And even when [...]
Is Jennifer Lopez Dating Dancer Casper Smart?
It behooves the tabloids to keep this ‘Jennifer Lopez is in heat’ story moving. So, this week, she’s supposedly dating one of her backing dancers, Anaheim, CA-based Casper Smart. Forget reports that only weeks ago she was having a semi-serious relationship with Bradley Cooper (Lopez reportedly didn’t get along with Cooper’s mother). There were reports of Coopez [...]
Call Jennifer Lopez Fat And YOU’RE FIRED
We’ve already established that ribcages are for fatties. However, I didn’t know that having twins and being over-40 made you a fatty. The more you know. At least, that was the assertion of an unnamed former-manager of Jennifer Lopez. The singer recalled the weight shaming in Glamour December 2011 in these new quotes: ‘I was just [...]
Jennifer Lopez Learned To Love Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lopez covers American Glamour December 2011 (Kristen Stewart covers the British edition this month). In the issue, we’re told something we knew already. All those husbands just served as a reminder that Jennifer Lopez loves Jennifer Lopez. And Jennifer Lopez really needs to put Jennifer Lopez and her feelings before the feelings of the next [...]
