I’ll make this quick, as I realise that I’m taking the unusual step of posting three back-to-back magazine posts: every famous person in the world is covering every magazine. Okay, perhaps not. Some women are covering some well-known magazines. While wearing some clothes. Or not, in the cases of Lindsay Lohan for Maxim and Katy Perry for Rolling Stone. Jennifer Lopez is one of those women who is covering a magazine that I’ve been unlikely to pick up at the grocery store for some years now, Glamour, for its September issue. She is posing for a retro-style shoot and is threatening to release her LOVE? album.
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Jennifer Lopez Put on Two Wigs Instead of One
I don’t know how this whole wig thing works. I’m pretty sure that if you want to increase the ‘dos volume, you just pile these one on top of another. I’m making all these assumptions based on nothing but these pictures, you understand. From the look of it, Jennifer Lopez has plonked two (at least) wigs on to her head. It looks awful and does nothing to disguise the fact she’s still pulling the same face: that constipated sucked in cheeks one minute, epic bish face the next.
Pictures show Jennifer Lopez as she attends the 2010 Apollo Theater Spring Benefit Concert & Awards Ceremony at The Apollo Theater NY on June 14, 2010.
Jennifer Lopez Airbrushed Love and Glamour Ad
Jennifer Lopez has taken on Mariah Carey’s old team of Photoshoppers. Princess Moo Moo is otherwise engaged swatting away incessant pregnancy rumours and so Lopez has taken them under her wing. For her new fragrance, Love and Glamour, Lopez is digitally altered almost entirely beyond recognition. She kind of looks like a floating head, and her limbs are all out of proportion. The crimes against Photoshop pale in comparison to the stink of desperation/ overstaying her welcome. The scent will be stinking up perfume counters from this October.
In other news, see below for pictures of Jennifer Lopez (and her husband) at the unveiling of the Be Extraordinary billboard for the Boys & Girls Clubs Youth Advocacy Campaign at Times Square in New York City, NY on June 10, 2010.
- Miley Cyrus Showing Too Much Skin? - The Superficial
- Jennifer Lopez's Boobs Are Sagging - Lainey Gossip
- Tara Reid Is Basically A Paid Escort? - Hollywood PQ
- Kate Hudson Before & After Boob Job - Lainey Gossip
- Snooki Expecting A Baby Boy - The Superficial
- Megan Fox Expecting A Baby Girl - Hollywood PQ
- I Can See Through Rihanna's Skirt - The Superficial
- Selena Gomez Unfollowed Justin Bieber? - Rumor Fix
Co-star Calls Jennifer Lopez Sex Scenes Awful
Jennifer Lopez has been busy getting her tummy game right, and has let the rest of her game slide. For example, according to her The Back-up Plan co-star Aussie actor Alex O’Loughlin, sex scenes with Lopez were awful. Lopez has clearly let her pretend sessy times game slide. I thought Lopez would have men screaming themselves horse, even though it’s only make-believe and on one is allowed to touch any one else’s special places. Seems not and O’Loughlin was so traumatised by their love scenes he says he would gladly never shoot one again.
“AWFUL” would not be the description you’d expect to hear about shooting a sex scene with a hot Latino by the name of Jennifer Lopez. But such was life for hunky Aussie actor Alex O’Loughlin, who went even further to say he’d “be happy to never do another one again”. Besides the fact he goes bare-chested in the flick, O’Louglin plays a buffed-up bachelor and love interest of Lopez. [Daily Telegraph Australia]
Pictures show Alex O’Loughlin, Jennifer Lopez, a hot bish on wheels, and Skeletor, on the red carpet for The Back-up Plan movie premiere held at The Regency Village Theatre in Hollywood, California on April 21st, 2010.
Jennifer Lopez’s Son Doesn’t Think that Much
Jennifer Lopez gave birth to twins, and she hasn’t shut up about it since. Okay, we get it, you have a working womb, Lopez, you don’t have to bloody rub it in.
As seen in the photos yesterday, Lopez was a guest on The Late Show with David Letterman. She’s on a pretty aggressive PR assault to get people to watch her new movie. While talking to Letterman, her mind wandered from the subject of the movie to the subject of her baby son and daughter. During the few minutes she was allowed to just sit there and fumble over her words, Lopez revealed that her baby son was headstrong, active, and ran around not thinking that much. But it’s okay, because women in general think enough for both sexes.
Now that Jennifer Lopez has a boy and a girl, she can report to David Letterman with confidence and experience that men and women’s brains are simply different. Mommy science ensues. Last night on The Late Show, Lopez described how her young son operates, “He’s very boy. He’s kind of like, lots of energy, runs all over the place, doesn’t really think that much. Not to say that men don’t think that much!” After slightly tripping over herself and Letterman letting her flail, Lopez resolved, “Women in a good way and a bad way think too much sometimes, and men don’t!” No wonder she’s made so many rom-coms. [Jezebel]
The pictures below show Jennifer Lopez posing and heading into the Late Show with David Letterman studios in New York City, New York On April 19, 2010.
Jennifer Lopez’s One Pose and Facial Expression
Jennifer Lopez still poses like her bottom-heavy figure makes it hard for her to walk, either that or she has really bad hemorrhoids. I think Lopez, seen above as she prepares to enter the Late Show with David Letterman studio, only just graduated from FACE University. FACE… FACE… titays out, butt out, more FACE. Man, that class has been nearly a decade in the making. She took her sweet time getting her Red Carpet diploma. I got mine after only a year, I can give face with the best of them, Gaga’s glittery dancing unicorns have nothing on me.
The pictures below show Jennifer Lopez with a stick up her ass, still dressing like this, still striking this pose, still pointing at the air, and still pulling one facial expression. She was promoting her new movie, The Back-up Plan, heading into the David Letterman show studios in New York City, New York On April 19, 2010.





