Jennifer Lopez debuted her new song, Louboutins. The leaked track will be the first off her upcoming seventh studio album, LOVE, out January 2010.

The song is kind of busted and she slurs her words with her mangled diction, so it sounds like she’s singing about Louis Vuitton. Lopez will be performing the song this Saturday November 21, at the American Music Awards 2009.

Jump to listen to Jennifer Lopez Louboutins Song from the LOVE album.

Jennifer Lopez Louboutins single, first from January 2010 album entitled LOVE.

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Jennifer Lopez should have seen the warning signs when her greasy, skeletal husband proposed to her within seconds of them meeting. Rather than do as most women would when Skeletor comes up to them and invites them to spend eternity in their mountain top castle, Lopez decided it would be a good idea to listen to his prophetic ramblings and marry the guy. I get proposed to all the time and you don’t see me caving into this mess. If I married all the guys who proposed to me, I’d have half as many marriages behind me as, um, Jennifer Lopez. Oh, forget it. Story goes that Anthony asked his 40-year-old wife to marry him during their first conversation.

The pair married her in 2004 and the 40-year-old singer has 17-month-old twins, Max and Emme, with Jennifer. The salsa star says he was convinced he would spend the rest of his life with the brunette the moment they met backstage at Broadway production in 1997.

“She came to see me backstage at a theatre. As soon as she walked through the door I don’t know what hit me. But I probably said the worst thing. I said, ‘You’re my wife and you don’t even know it,’ and she was like, ‘Excuse me? Well that’s intense.’ I had no idea where that came from. But she was very cute and now she gets it! She’s my girl,” Marc explains. (via Pop Crunch)

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Jennifer Lopez and her block are feeling the bite of the recession. Despite her still being covered in jewels at every opportunity and still pimping her new products and perfumes, at least one part of her portfolio has imploded due to the economy. High-end brands are about as in-demand as high-end prossies. No one can afford either at the moment. It’s cheap hookers and cheap velour tracksuits for everybody, until over-priced duds come back into fashion.

Lopez’s camp claims that she is only “temporarily” shutting down the action on her six-year-old Sweetface fashion line.

Sweetface’s spring 2009 collection, which is currently in stores, will be the brand’s last—until the rebuilding period is over, that is. “In light of new company strategies, we have decided to put the Sweetface line on hiatus while we prepare to reintroduce the brand in the near future with new messaging points and an entirely new fashion point of view,” the company said in a statement. This bit of strategery takes the Wedding Planner star out of the fashion business in the U.S. Her JLO by Jennifer Lopez line is currently only sold internationally. (via E! Online)

Some pictures of Jenny on the set of her new movie, The Back-Up Plan, below.

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Jennifer Lopez has chimed into the Britney Spears breakdown debate about a year too late and has let it be known that she understands the process that can happen when a superstar breaks down; specifically Lopez says that she feels the pain the former tween star went through.

Both stars have two divorces behind them and Lopez says that she understands the pressure and pain that drove Spears to the edge.

Lopez says, whilst sounding almost maternal towards Spears, “I understood the pressure she was going through, having been through a divorce, having money, having people depend on you. It will destroy you.” 

Odd, it seems like so long ago that Spears went gaga and was twice carted off to the loony bin (once, strapped to a gurney). She seems well medicated and is yet to re-marry, so I guess you could say that conservatorship and her Dungeon Master notwithstanding, Spears is finally on the road to recovery. Yipee!

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Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony can be seen in the image above as they head out for a romantic Valentine’s dinner at Cipriani’s [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Lopez, subtle as ever, appears to be wearing her wedding ring and is carrying a heart-shaped handbag for the occasion.

Ah, the fakers are still faking I see… I assume the only reason that Skelator and JHo are still together is their babies. Why the eff else would JHo still be married to someone so FUGilicious/ less hawt than her? 

I bet Ho regrets the day her reproductive organs started working again and produced Cute and Cuter (or whatever the heck their babies names are). If her barren diva womb had stayed in its quasi-menopausal state, Lopez would be free as a bird to marry other boring male celebs and use them for their fame instead!

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According to reports from Star magazine, Jennifer Lopez and her husband, Marc Anthony, are getting into nasty arguments with each other and even physically fighting [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

These scandalous accusations are the latest in a string from the tabloid rag (which I use for potty paper when my supply is running low). The tabloid says that the fiery couple are on the brink of a break up and it is causing tension. The pair allegedly have screaming matches and sometimes even throw things at each other. “They love hard; they fight hard — and sometimes that has led to pushing and shoving,” an insider reveals. “They throw things and scream and just go bananas. It’s been war in their house!”

The rag also claims that JHo’s bruised bottom found a shocking shoulder to cry on… her ex-jump-off Puff the Magic Diddy!

Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Jackson Lee / Splash News. Story Via Star Magazine. 

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony - who have been married for four years and only renewed their wedding vows a mere three months ago – are on the verge of a break up, according to sources [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Reportedly, the pair are not only going through a rocky patch, but are on the verge of getting a divorce. The romance is allegedly unlikely to last past Valentine’s Day, says an insider. Apparently JHo is finding her Jenny from the block phase harder to shift than she would have us believe, as homegirl is holding out hella long, just to get some more dime store bling from her less wealthy, facially-challenged husband.

According to GateCrasher, “They’re definitely planning a clean break in February”. 

The fauxmance has been in doubt since JHo arrived at ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’ premiere, in early December, without her wedding or engagement rings.

Reportedly, the parents of 10-month-old twins Max and Emme “ are planning on announcing their divorce right after Marc’s show at Madison Square Garden on Feb. 14″ and “Jennifer is planning on joining Marc onstage for a surprise duet. Things haven’t been right for a while now, and they thought it would be a bittersweet farewell.” 

Methinks that after HOpez gets her desire to caterwaul out of her system and Skelator has coughed up the VDay pressies, she’ll split like HoHan’s raggedy weave ends.

DO YOU THINK JENNIFER AND MARC WILL BREAK UP?

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Jennifer Lopez is a woman who likes to share too much, apparently [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Lopez spoke to entertainment site, The Daily Beast (no, I’m not pulling your leg, that’s what it’s called), about aspects of her life that, shall we say, do not paint her in the best light.

Lopez, booty-shaker, bling-wearer and triathlon runner, is usually one to paint an EPICly Diddy/ Kanye-esque rose-tinted glasses, version of herself and her personal-life, to the media. However, it seems that during the aforementioned interview, the singer shared a little too much and may have post-interview remorse. Lopez is reportedly asking for her (now public) remarks about struggling as a mother and suffering ‘exhaustion’ to be pulled.

Can someone please tell Jennifer Lopez that this is the internets. I and the other internet dwelling pixies do not like it when famous people attempt to pull things from our interweb. Makes us sad, innit… well, maybe not sad, but most certainly curious. Reading that hot momma, Lopez, wanted her words pulled did not make me want to avert my eyes.. but, instead, it set off my spidey sense!

Here is what the star had to say:

She first spoke about her ‘breakdown’:

“I don’t get nervous. I don’t get depressed. Blah, blah, blah…There was a time when I was very overworked and I was doing music and movies and so many things. I was suffering from a lack of sleep. And I did have a kind of nervous breakdown. I froze up on a set. Well, not on a set, but in my trailer. I was like, ‘I don’t want to move. I don’t want to talk. I don’t want to do anything.’ It was on that movie Enough [in 2002]. Yeah. I did. I had a nervous breakdown.

She also spoke about her connections to the sexi Martians of Scientology and sending her children to one of their schools.

Lopez’s father has been a Scientologist for more than 20 years, and she is frequently seen with converts including Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Leah Remini.

“Would you consider schooling Emme and Max in a Scientology school?” I ask.

“Yeah. I wouldn’t mind. Not at all. Because I know that the technologies that they have are very helpful… It’s all about communication. That’s the thing I really don’t like about talking about this. I do know so many great people who do do it, who choose it as a lifestyle and really follow it and it is their religion…I just wish that people wouldn’t judge it without knowing what it is.”

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THESE REVELATIONS?

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Jennifer Lopez managed to complete the Nautica Malibu Triathalon at Zuma Beach in Malibu, Calif., early Sunday morning, without her magnificent bottom, or her even more magnificent ego, playing shenanigans and knocking anybody over [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

According to People:

Jennifer Lopez had the support of several important men in her life as she successfully competed in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon on Sunday, finishing the race in 2 hours, 23 minutes and 28 seconds.

The singer-actress was cheered on from the sidelines by husband Marc Anthony, who escorted her to a VIP area with his arm securely around her after she crossed the finish line, exhausted, but with her fists pumped in victory.

In August, she appeared on Good Morning America, boasting a positive attitude about her workout regimen. “I feel great,” she said on the show. “I have more energy – [and] I’m proud of myself”.

The competition, which was presented by Toyota, helped raise money for their charity partner, Children’s Hospital Los Angeles.

For more information on the triathlon, visit NauticaMalibuTri.com.

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Jennifer Lopez is lost as to why people find Michael Phelps winning 8 gold medals more interesting than her triathlon training [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

JLo is training for the 22nd Annual Malibu Triathlon… but no one seems to care.

Despite the fact that she has been working off her baby weight since she first gave birth, the details of her training regime have not been in the news.

Disappointed and no less the Diva for being a new mother, Lopez has been whining that that bastard (read talented athlete) Phelps has been stealing all the sporty lime-light.

A source on the set of the morning show told MSNBC’s The Scoop that JLo just doesn’t understand why everyone is talking about “that swimmer” and not about her:

“She couldn’t come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner Michael) Phelps’ name, and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not ‘the swimmer.’ ”

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