Grant Wilfley Casting Seeking Extras for the film, “The Baster” (Manhattan)

This may not be quite the weirdest request for a movie extra out there with all the kooky people playing some of this crap for laughs, but it’s sure up there. Let’s see, the producers for Jennifer Aniston’s upcoming movie ‘The Baster’ are asking for their extras to have some weird ass requirements.

The movie people are checking on Craigslist for something other than used porn DVDs and late night hookups. They posted the above, where they say they want to hire two extras to stand about all day and have profanities shouted at them. But not just any old person. Nooooo.

In the post, they say they want a “heavy set woman” and a “woman with a round face, small eyes, and upturned nose” to have profanities shouted at them in a scene for the movie. They’re also looking for a skinny boy with bad acne. (Who may or may not get sworn at too).

Before you all come rushing forward saying you are just the hot bitches they are looking for, only crazy people and those living withing NYC can apply. Weird.

Image courtesy of TMZ.com

Seems that Star Magazine has been lie-telling… who knew?

The often controversial and shockingly sometimes right, trashy celebrity magazine, Star, earlier in the week reported that John Mayer was set to make mad dollar selling his and Jennifer Aniston’s sex secrets and more in tell all book. $10 million they claimed, for all sorts of sordid and embarrassing secrets.

Only, it seems that the rumours were untrue.

There is NO book deal/ tell all in the works/ money at all. Mayer found out that Star had published the story and apparently he is so pissed about the book rumours that he is considering legal action. 

Through his rep the singer denies the story from Star, “Even for them, its a new low. They’ve dressed themselves up but they’re no better than the Enquirer.” 

He continues, “Despite their low standards it’s still not ok to make up stories and print them. Unfortunately, while we’re considering legal action, Star Magazine is already at work on next week’s cover story about some reality tv star’s secret marriage to Elvis.”

Jennifer Aniston has done the world a favour by turning down an offer to pose in Playboy magazine [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Hugh Hefner offered Aniston $4 million to pose. He also left the option open for her to earn up to $10 million as a reward for high sales.

By “reward for high sales”, one can only assume that Hefner was trying to subtly goad Aniston into putting her progressively sagging old lady parts on show again. The remaining 10 fans that Maniston has, from her Friends days, have already seen ‘the girls’ in GQ, so I’m guessing flashing her Britney is the only thing that would boost sales?

Forgive me for going on a tangent for a second, but do people still buy fucking magazines anymore, much less glorified porno magazines? I was under the impression that if one chose to look at soggy old lady parts then all one had to do was Google it and *POOF* there it would be. I can’t even remember the last time I bothered to buy a magazine. Cosmo fucked me up the arse one too many times and now I have sworn off them. More chance of me buying and reading a GD book! 

Anyhoo… Maniston saved my eyes from the horror of having to Google this shit WHEN it leaked on the Interwebs. Sources claim “the 40-year-old star isn’t interested in showing off any more of her body, and turned down the offer”.

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Jennifer Aniston (pictured above on the set of  ’Marley & Me’, with co-star Owen Wilson) has stolen the crown for Top Christmas Box Office Movie 2008, from her ex, Brad Pitt [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Both movies opened on Christmas day. Aniston’s latest film, ‘Marley & Me’, kicked butt and scored a number one at the box office, forcing ex-hubby Brad Pitt’s ‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’, into the number 2 position. Which kind of sucks ‘cos from what I have heard, ‘Button’, is the FAR better film.

The Top 5 Christmas Movies were:

1. Marley & Me raked in $14.6 million 
2. Button came in second with $11.8 million
3. Bedtime Stories took $10.5 million
4. Valkyrie took  $8.3 million
5. Yes Man took  $5.8 million

[IMAGE CREDIT: Splash News Online]

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Jennifer Aniston has admitted that the now infamous GQ cover of her, wearing only a tie and a smile, is the product of Photoshop, not just of her working out at the gym [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The 39-year-old actress made the freakin’ obvious confession about her GQ cover, when she appeared on The View, on Wednesday. According to US Weekly:

“What happened to the girl next door from Friends?” Barbara Walters asked, holding up the January issue, where Aniston appears wearing only a tie. ”She’s there! Photoshopped!” Aniston, 39, replied. At one point, a laughing Aniston flipped the cover over, saying, “let’s put this down.”

Her take on what happened? ”There was a story behind this,” the Marley & Me star explained. “This had a whole concept. It was going to be in various stages of undress. There was going to be me in a gown and men in tuxedos. And then it would be me wearing the man’s shirt. And he would have no shirt on. And then they were supposed to get naked! Somehow I don’t know what happened!”

Asked by View co-host Joy Behar if she had been tricked, Aniston quipped, “they got me bombed!”

Man, I am so upset to learn this. I totally thought the man-abs and absence of sagging chichis was the work of yogalates, not MooMoo Carey’s photoshop b*tch. I should have known. Her abs were indeed rockin’, but her face looked jacked up. Or, maybe it wasn’t so much that the Photoshopper made it look jacked up. Maybe the LACK of the famous “spinster scowl”, that Aniston sported on the cover of In Touch for like the last 10 years, made her virtually unrecognisable!

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer can be seen in the image above,  leaving dinner at Il Mulino in Greenwich Village New York City [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Isn’t it so cute when couples match. The borderline Emo twinsies are co-ordinating the different shades of charcoal in their ensembles. Is the choice of colour palette ‘cos they are getting dressed in the dark? I hear they have their sexy times in the dark, so getting dressed again in the dark is not such a stretch!

[IMAGE CREDIT: Ron Asadorian/ James Devaney/ Splash News]

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Owen Wilson says that he feels under pressure to pretend to like Jennifer Aniston and her wooden acting – claiming that his BFFs/ workpals luuurve her and that he doesn’t want to be the odd one out [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

According to USA Today via OK Magazine:

“I felt extra pressure that we got along,” he explains. “I had so many friends that had worked with Jen, and everybody has said the same thing, how much they loved working with her. I didn’t want to be the one guy she hates!”

Aniston & Wilson’s turd film, The Marley & Me (as seen above), opens Christmas day.

Personally, I would rather watch ‘Jizz in My Pants – an SNL digital short’ on a loop, until my eyes bleed, than this cinematic diarrhea.

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Jennifer Aniston has decided to make another EPIC mistake. If it weren’t goofy enough, that she peed off the mighty powers that are Saint Brangelina - she has now decided to talk smack about the hot bitches at Vogue magazine [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Aniston reportedly stated that Vogue acted like a ‘tabloid’, when they decided to sensationalise and take out of context, one comment that she made about Saint Angelina not being coooo000l. Excuse the typo. My PC was shaking. The ground in London rumbles whenever Saint Brangelina or any of her cherubs gets angry. Like, this one time, Shiloh stole Zahara’s Barbie and London Bridge came falling down (true story).

If I were Aniston, I would pray to Chester Cheetah and thank him for tricking the Vogue bitches into thinking my 90’s has-been arse is even worthy of being on the cover of such a HUGE publication. We all know how touchy fashion-people get. All the purging and carb-starving… it drives them into a murderous rage. They are not the type of people you want to get into a fight with.

See, this is why, if I were the Editor of Vogue, I would have told Aniston to p*ss off to the the National Enquirer, or some other toilet-roll-substitute rag, that was adequate for her level of celebrity.

Snippet from Aniston’s interview with Entertainment Weekly, via Huffington Post:

On her Vogue quote (”What Angelina did was very uncool”) being taken out of context : “I was just surprised that Vogue would go so tabloid. I was bummed. But you almost expect it. Big deal. Done. Next.”

[IMAGE CREDIT: Vogue Magazine]

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Jennifer Aniston can be seen above, as a NY Times Magazine cover girl [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Check out the below, for some hilarious interview snippets in which Aniston tries (and fails) to stay relevant:

On her new movie’s title: “I wish it was She’s Just Not That Into. Unfortunately, it’s He’s Just Not That Into You. The other would be more empowering.”

On finding success after Friends ended in 2004: “I thought I’d never get movies.”

On landing her role of spoiled Rachel Green: “[It was] the first time I felt like part of the cool kids.”

On watching Friends re-runs on TV: “There are times I don’t even remember that particular show. This is horrible to say, but there are times when I laugh my rear end off. And I get in debates with people who are over and say, Friends is not my thing.’ Excuse you!”

On if Friends would be a hit today: “Hard to tell — that was a different time. Now TV has too much to do with celebrity. We have reality television, where people try to become celebrities….”

Aniston’s next comedy, ‘Marley & Me’, costarring Owen Wilson opens on Christmas Day, 25 December 2008.

[IMAGE CREDIT: NY Magazine]

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Jennifer Aniston received a pissy phone call from Brad Pitt, after she went crying to Vogue Magazine about how she got effed over, when the pair split [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

According to the Sun Times:

One would have to assume Pitt’s irritation was due to Aniston’s comment that it was ”uncool” Jolie came clean about falling in love with her married co-star in ”Mr. and Mrs. Smith.”

But still, it was Pitt who cheated on Aniston – leading to a horribly public split that was clearly humiliating for the popular actress.

Another source, close to Jolie, said Wednesday that Pitt and Jolie were ”totally thrown” by Aniston’s Vogue interview, thinking she had already ”moved on … and wouldn’t want to reopen this old wound.”

Now that they have been publicly slighted by Aniston, team Brangelina have to pull out the big guns to get their own back (not literally, silly).

Saint Angelina has been wearing out her iPhone, angry texting Good Dad Brad, letting him know that he should defend her honour. Pitt (may or may not have) retaliated by cracking open his MacBook Air and ANGRY CAPS BLOGGING/ leaving nasty messages on Aniston’s Myspace.

That’ll learn her, crazy biatch.

Next time, she won’t suffer a death-by-social-media diss, the Saints will just smite her instead!

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