At this point, Jennifer Aniston is basically famous for indistinguishable rom-coms, cutting her hair, not having a baby in her, and having nipples. So she’s not going to judge someone like Kim Kardashian who’s only famous for getting naked, staying naked, and sleeping around because that isn’t work either. Aniston says the reality stars of the world are fine by her though because, at the end of the day, she still has a skill: ‘There’s nothing wrong with Kim Kardashian and all those people,’ she says in a new documentary, $ellebrity. ‘If that’s how they choose to make a living, more power to them. My line of work is different, I want to entertain people.’
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Well, Hello There Jennifer Aniston’s Butt In A Bikini
Because butts are a thing that happen to everyone when there’s no baby in their belly, here’s Jennifer Aniston whose nipples are still on vacation in Cabo, Mexico where cutting glass is the fastest way to put in a drink order. More photos below.
Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Are Engaged
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux got engaged the weekend people thought Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were getting married in France (they weren’t). Which I’m sure is a complete coincidence and not Aniston trying to steal Jolie’s wedding thunder. Theroux’s rep confirms to People.com in this weirdly-worded statement that I had to read twice to make sure she didn’t propose to him: ‘Justin Theroux had an amazing birthday on Friday, receiving an extraordinary gift when his girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston, accepted his proposal of marriage.’
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Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Didn’t Split
Because Us Weekly landed the coup of the year with photographic proof that Kristen Stewart cheated, every other tabloid is starting s**t because why not? This week’s Star Magazine claims that Jennifer Aniston split from supposed commitment-phobe Justin Theroux (skinny jeans, mid-life crisis leather jacket, mid-life crisis amounts of product in his hair). Except it never happened, they’re still dating, as Aniston’s rather testy rep explains: ‘It’s once again just another fabrication to sell magazines and has no relationship to reality.’ In news that’s not getting its own post, Aniston’s rep is also hilariously indignant that people think Aniston is playing a hooker in her new movie just because the actress has been tweaking her nipples between scenes. The rep says: ‘Jennifer is not playing a prostitute in We’re The Millers, she is playing a stripper, big difference.’
Jennifer Aniston: Wedding Story Is ‘Fabrication’
Jennifer Aniston isn’t planning a wedding to Justin Theroux without first being engaged to Justin Theroux, says Jennifer Aniston. Nor is Jennifer Aniston desperate to beat Angelina Jolie down the aisle because EVERYTHING’S FINE, says Jennifer Aniston. Nor is she scouting for wedding locations anywhere nor planning a wedding for any date because TMZ.com screwed up by pasting a bunch of stuff from a random Crete hotel’s website rather than the all caps ‘I WIN’ Aniston sent them by email. GossipCop.com note the story started in the National Enquirer a month ago and it was debunked already. Soon after, similar details appeared in Star Magazine given by the same source. The rep tells Gossip Cop that TMZ’s story is ‘fabrication’ that looks like a ‘placed ad for the hotel.’ The rep also tells NYDN: ‘It’s just another fabrication!’ And the rep tells RumorFix.com: ‘It’s just another lie. She has not been to Greece in years.’
Jennifer Aniston Looking At Wedding Locations

Jennifer Aniston is planning a wedding too, which obviously has nothing to do with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s engagement announcement a week ago. Aniston spent the last week BBMing all caps EVERYTHING’S FINE, TAKE ME OFF SUICIDE WATCH to tabloids who literally claimed she collapsed hearing her ex-husband planned to re-marry. And because EVERYTHING’S FINE Aniston leaked to TMZ.com that she’s planning her own wedding. Skipping the engagement, the statements, the ring, the fiance. She’s just planning a wedding and hoping Justin Theroux shows up. A source at a hotel in Crete says Aniston is scouting for a July wedding, the soonest Save The Date ink would be dry. Desperate or loved-up?









