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Paris Hilton Burglars: She’s a Stupid Easy Target

The burglars of Paris Hilton’s home are a rather thoughtful and observant bunch of criminals. The gang of teenagers, who robbed the home of Paris Hilton, are said to have targeted the heiress because they assumed she was dumb. Before you ask me, no, I have no idea why this is back in the news. However, these quotes made me laugh my ass off for about 15-minutes before I was able to right myself again. The crew of thieving teenagers said Hilton was an easy target. They were proved right when they went to her home and were reported to have found a key under her doormat. They let themselves in and robbed her home, and she is reported to have taken two months to notice anything was gone.

Paris Hilton was targeted by [...] a group of teenagers, who stole her house keys from under her doormat outside her L.A. property; [she] didn’t realise, until much later, when the gang made a return raid and made off with £1.2million worth of jewellery and valuables. Nick Prugo, who has since been arrested for his involvement in robbing celebrities, said Paris had been their first target because they felt she was “dumb”.  He said: “Like, who would leave a door unlocked? Who would leave a lot of money lying around? Stupid.”  He said they had got into the Hollywood Hills home, in a gated community, with a key they had found under a mat.

I don’t recall reading these deets from the reports, but anything that makes me chuckle (even with this little caffeine in my system) needs to be repeated.

Image credit to CWNY/Fame Pictures. Story & info. New magazine.

Paris Hilton Requires Knee Pads to go Shopping

Paris Hilton is still with her man-friend Doug Reinhardt. The couple have managed to stay together for more than a dozen days straight. As such they win 10 Internets and a lifetimes supply of cherry flavour Valtrex. Hilton is using up her Internets already, she was spotted on the weekend spending her winnings on groceries at a market in Beverly Glen, CA.. Being that shopping is a deadly pass-time that only the most reckless thrill-seekers endure Hilton was sure to wear knee pads on her leggings. Her booty was hanging out and she actually had the foresight to wear LiLo-style leggings with the head-giver knee pads sewn in.

More photos than any sane person would ever need of Paris Hilton’s sagging skinny-person booty and her leggings with built-in knee pads.

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Paris Hilton Doug Reinhardt are Moving House

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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are looking for a new home, away from the Hollywood Hills, where they can smack the crap out of each other in piece.

Neighbours have been complaining about these pains in their butts. TMZ are reporting that the gruesome twosome will be giving them some peace when they GTFO. No word yet on which location the parasite will infect next.

Image credit to PER/Fame Pictures. Story & info. TMZ.

Paris Hilton Looking Drunk at a Halloween Party

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Paris Hilton was spotted out on Halloween Saturday October 31, 2009.

The reality star wore a diamond-encrusted headpiece and white tutu, and looked a little worse for wear as she was photographed in Hollywood, CA.. She and her wonk, both fighting fit, attempted to take on the paparazzi. However, her giant hooves didn’t do much to help her from stumbling like a drunken mess.

See the two other pAArty photos of Paris Hilton in her Halloween costume, below.

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Paris Hilton Called Out Over Animal Treatment

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PETA have taken a good, long run up and PETA-slapped Paris Hilton. The celebutante is being slammed over having something that now resembles a mini-zoo in her house/ how she is said to be treating these animals like fashion accessories.

The animal rights charity are taking aim at Hilton. They’re saying that with her three brain cells she is not capable of telling the difference between an animal, and an over-priced tote. Both are bought by her, in order to show off, and both spend an unfortunate amount of time wedged under her armpit.

More details and three photos of Hilton arriving at a charity event held at the Chloë store on Melrose in Hollywood on October 1, 2009.

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Paris Hilton’s Acting Super Bad in Supernatural


Paris Hilton in what looks like a terrible, self-aware episode of Supernatural.

Paris Hilton filmed an appearance on another show I don’t watch, Supernatural.

I don’t ever make a habit of watching low-budget horror, as things like plastic fangs and plastic goblins can be rather distracting. I didn’t realise, until recently, how little TV I actually watch. Since, with all of these shows, I would rather be back hitting the pipe, hard, than sitting and watching entire episodes. Bad acting, meets bad set-design, meets bad scripts, meets Paris Hilton.

Hilton tweeted, from her verified @ParisHilton account, that her guest-spot on Supernatural was met with applause from the critics, but I doubt that. Her acting is like her personality, bland, wooden and unconvincing. Rather inoffensive, to be fair, so long as her lips aren’t moving. However, she’s still off-putting.

To be clear, once more, I didn’t watch the episode. However, I didn’t have to. Anyone who has  submitted to watching any of her reality shows (yes, I have been too hungover to reach remote before and thus watched entire episodes of The Simple Life), already knows how bad her acting is.

Video & info. thanks to Evil Beet.