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Paris Hilton Acting Like a Sloppy Drunken Mess

Jul 26th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Paris Hilton is a sloppy dunk. I guess she can’t hold her booze, as she looked wasted beyond belief at the VIP Room in Saint Tropez, France. Hilton was seen falling all over the stage and being held up by her security guards. She was also too drunk to run a comb through her hair or hike down her skirt so that her eye-level booty wouldn’t be seen. She was hanging with her less-sloppy sister, Nicky, and Doug Reinhardt. There’s more of her drunk shenanigans, wearing what I can only assume is a long shirt that just looks like a dress, in the gallery.

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Paris Hilton Master of Disguise. Wig Edition.

Jul 19th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Paris Hilton was spotted this weekend, wearing a brunette wig, as she went shopping in Paris, France. It has long been known that Hilton is a master of disguise/ bait-and-switch, though she usually just uses her vagina as a distraction so people take pictures of that and not her face. This time, she’s tried using a budget wig, perhaps one from Kim Zolciak’s line of budget wigs, as she went shopping in France with the paparazzi in tow. There wasn’t any point, as she still has a hilariously recognisable face. She could melt half of it off, Harvey Two Face-style, wear a ski-mask and Ray Bans, and I’d still know that was her. Also, she threw the wig (made from Khloe Kardashian’s back hair) to one side, once she met up with her sister and continued shopping later that day.

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Paris Hilton is Braless and Touching Her Boob

Apr 30th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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I couldn’t think of another title for this post as… well… what the heck else was I supposed to call it? She is. Yesterday was unofficial Let Your Boobs Blow Free in the Wind Day; Kate Hudson and Paris Hilton got the memo, sadly Britney Spears did not (on the one day of the year I wouldn’t have judged her for it). Hilton was spotted going braless, as she often does, and touching her own boob.

Yes, once again, she’s doing something involving her marvelling at her own boobs. Anyone who follows Hilton’s comings and goings knows she’s fascinated with her mosquito bites. She stares at them all the time. This is no exception.

Pictures show Paris Hilton leaving an acupuncture office in Santa Monica, CA.

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Paris Hilton’s Cameltoe is No Longer Relevant

Mar 31st, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Paris Hilton was photographed out shopping in Hollywood, CA, yesterday.

She wore those stupid knee pad leggings, and a t-shirt that attempted to be controversial. However, I’m less offended by her dollar store shirt than her camel toe. The outfit, taking pictures of the paps, the shirt. It’s all trying too hard. I’m guessing Hilton is trying to get attention in hopes of drumming up interest in her new music. I didn’t listen to her single, nor do I feel like giving it airtime. But it’s going to take more than the above to pique my interest. Pictures show Paris Hilton coming out of Fred Segal after shopping with a friend on March 30, 2010.

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Paris Hilton Out of Style: Matchy Matchy Outfit

Feb 25th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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First things first. No, I’m not under the impression that Paris Hilton has any style to speak of. However, some of her outfits over the last few days have been verging on the ridiculous. This one is not as clownish as her usual get-ups, but it’s still pretty bad. Hilton was spotted out and about in Los Angeles, CA, yesterday. Rather than her usual pink, she was head-to-toe in all black. I guess the celebrity funeral look (or whatever they wanna call it) is catching on. Not only is it pretty hilariously matchy matchy, but the hat is so 2000-and-late I want to slap it off her head. I wanna tap her on the shoulder, tell her 1997 called and they want their Trilby back, take aim, and slap the hat off her head. Yeah, I said it.

Image credit to Fame Pictures.

Paris Hilton Bent Over, Thankfully Wore Panties

Feb 15th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Paris Hilton’s booty crack is back and taking over your Internets. Don’t worry this time you won’t be exposed to her rancid vagina, even though the parasite was stoopid enough to get on all-fours in front of the cameras. Upon this instance of bending over and showing her nethers, she was promoting a new beer in Brazil. She was wearing a sheer dress, through which we could see her black underwear. I’m so thrilled she’s wearing any underwear, I can’t even go there.

Paris Hilton, who turns 29-years-old on Wednesday, and her man-friend, Doug Reinhardt, was drunkenly dancing around while promoting a new Brazilian beer called Devassa; Devassa being the slang word for sexy, in Portuguese.

Check out more pictures of her shaking her skanky booteh, and her thong.

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