I couldn’t think of another title for this post as… well… what the heck else was I supposed to call it? She is. Yesterday was unofficial Let Your Boobs Blow Free in the Wind Day; Kate Hudson and Paris Hilton got the memo, sadly Britney Spears did not (on the one day of the year [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Hilton’
Paris Hilton’s Cameltoe is No Longer Relevant
Paris Hilton was photographed out shopping in Hollywood, CA, yesterday. She wore those stupid knee pad leggings, and a t-shirt that attempted to be controversial. However, I’m less offended by her dollar store shirt than her camel toe. The outfit, taking pictures of the paps, the shirt. It’s all trying too hard. I’m guessing Hilton [...]
Paris Hilton Out of Style: Matchy Matchy Outfit
First things first. No, I’m not under the impression that Paris Hilton has any style to speak of. However, some of her outfits over the last few days have been verging on the ridiculous. This one is not as clownish as her usual get-ups, but it’s still pretty bad. Hilton was spotted out and about [...]
Paris Hilton Bent Over, Thankfully Wore Panties
Paris Hilton’s booty crack is back and taking over your Internets. Don’t worry this time you won’t be exposed to her rancid vagina, even though the parasite was stoopid enough to get on all-fours in front of the cameras. Upon this instance of bending over and showing her nethers, she was promoting a new beer [...]
Paris Hilton Burglars: She’s a Stupid Easy Target
The burglars of Paris Hilton’s home are a rather thoughtful and observant bunch of criminals. The gang of teenagers, who robbed the home of Paris Hilton, are said to have targeted the heiress because they assumed she was dumb. Before you ask me, no, I have no idea why this is back in the news. [...]
Paris Hilton Requires Knee Pads to go Shopping
Paris Hilton is still with her man-friend Doug Reinhardt. The couple have managed to stay together for more than a dozen days straight. As such they win 10 Internets and a lifetimes supply of cherry flavour Valtrex. Hilton is using up her Internets already, she was spotted on the weekend spending her winnings on groceries [...]
