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Paris Hilton to Be Charged With Drug Felony

Aug 30th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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You needn’t check your calendars just yet. No, it’s not Christmas. That day comes when Paris Hilton is officially charged with being a cokehead in the first degree. Hilton, this weekend, got stopped by the popo in Las Vegas along with her boyfriend (whose mug shot was also taken and who was fired from his job over the arrest). The 29-year-old made the usual excuses, saying that the .8grams of cocaine thought to have been found on her person belonged to a female friend. Along with that stroke of genius, she hired a high-powered attorney. I wasn’t even going to bother following this story (all I really know is what I’m reading today, along with one report from the weekend), as I was pretty sure she was going to escape this entirely unscathed. However, it seems, according to a criminal complaint to be filed by the D.A. today, Hilton is to be charged on a drug felony. The charge is possession of a controlled substance. Hilton faces a maximum of four years in prison if convicted of coke possession.

Paris Hilton’s Most Recent Arrest Booking Photo

Aug 30th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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When someone begins to accumulate as comical a number of mugshots as Paris Hilton, it’s entirely necessary to mention that whichever booking photo you’re posting is her ‘most recent’. Hilton, as you’ll know by now, was arrested for possession of cocaine, this weekend. Not that any of this matters. She was in the salon, getting her hair done, beforehand, hence the ‘do. And, according to sources, she’s not worried about the case at all. Nor would I be, if I were that rich and could buy my way out of (at least) my second drug charge with an overpriced lawyer. I didn’t even bother to stop drinking long enough to post about this bitch over the weekend. I read the initial reports, and rolled over and went back to sleep. I didn’t really feel like covering her getting out of another drug charge. This kind of crap just drains me too much. That said, I am amused by her mug shots. This being her third; the third in which she’s made-up and working her wonk for the camera. Her other booking photos are shown below (the photos show her in 2006, then before jail in 2007, and from this weekend).

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News Camera Catches Paris Hilton in Her Towel

Aug 25th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Paris Hilton spotted by KTLA crew, wearing only a towel, after intruder arrest.

Per the link post, an intruder, armed with knives, was arrested at the home of Paris Hilton. The 29-year-old called the LA popo, at around 6:30 AM, to report a man who was allegedly carrying knives and trying to get inside her home. In true heirhead style, she was live-tweeting the whole thing and shared a picture of the arrest on TwitPic. News crews arrived at her home, in a suitably timely manner, some of which were airborne. KTLA was above the home, when Hilton walked out onto her balcony in her towel. It seemed pretty deliberate; she must have heard the chopper, she looked around a little (at the camera) and walked back inside.

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Paris Hilton Sullies Marilyn Monroe’s Memory

Aug 11th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Paris Hilton and other entitled celebutards seem to enjoy their bi-annual peeing on the memory of Marilyn Monroe. Good for them, tarnishing the memory of people more charismatic/ likable/ memorable than anything they could ever muster. Jolly good fun. That said, here are pictures from Paris Hilton’s herp-infested red carpet for the launch of her 10th perfume, Tease, held at My Studio in Hollywood, California on August 10th, 2010. Let’s just not even acknowledge that people have been buying enough of her previous releases to merit a 10th, okay. Let’s just not. Hilton was wearing a cheap polyester wig and a push-up bra that looked like it was hurting her bewbs (they’re not implants, just squeezed… they’re still flat when she turns sideways). Guests for the launch of Herp in a Bottle included Piers Morgan and a still oily-looking Adrian Grenier.

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Paris Hilton Has No Idea We’re Watching Her

Aug 5th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Paris Hilton is as subtle as a kick in the balls (while she’s simultaneously pinching your nips). Case in point, the heiress who’s going on 30-years-old (she turned 29 on February 17 this year), was spotted shopping at Kate Somerville in Los Angeles, CA on August 4, 2010. Wearing this outfit. Well, half-wearing this outfit. I have no qualms about anything going on with her bottom-half, nor that hat. I’m not quite understanding the lace shirt, showing her bra, that she may as well not have on. I get that people wear this kind of sheer style a lot, but I never have. I don’t need people to see my underwear. That’s what webcams are for.

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Paris Hilton Denies That This is a Nazi Salute

Jul 27th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Paris Hilton is in hot water, after being caught doing something suspicious (and then giving a less-than-convincing explanation). Hilton has been partying like a drunken fool over the past few weeks. She has been falling all over assorted yachts, been doused in wasted booze, and she has worn a military hat as she held her hands in a manner that looked like a Hitler salute. It should be noted that Hilton claimed she was dancing with one hand in the air while she scratched her face. Also, she has Jewish family and friends… so it’s, like, totally okay.

In the early hours of yesterday morning she was pictured wearing a military-style hat and appeared to be pointing her hand upwards in a Heil Hitler-like salute aboard a yacht. But her spokesman told [The Daily Mail] ‘Paris was dancing and having fun with her arm up in the air as she always dances like that and was scratching [her] face when a photo was taken. The hat was not a communist hat, it’s a military style hat from a club. Half of her family is Jewish and many of her friends are as well.’

I think she has Black and gay friends too. So, if she’s ever seen doing anything else offensive she has a cache of other minorities to parade around.

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