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L’Eau De Parasite

FINISH THIS SENTANCE, ”I think Parasite Hilton’s fifth fragrance, ‘Fairy Dust’, smells like _______________________ ” [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Those of you who want to smell like skank sweat and ground-up Valtrex, ‘Fairy Dust’ hits stores in mid-October 2008.
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Emo Twinsies Enjoy A Night Out

Can someone please tell Parasite Hilton that wearing black, does not a bad-girl make [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Skank Lite Paris ‘Parasite’ Hilton can be seen in the image above being dragged away from the paps by her newly slimmed down fauxmance-partner Benji Madden.
The pair were snapped after attending gay club, The Abbey, in West Hollywood, [...]

Epic Feetsies Hilton Acquired A New Friend

Image details: Paris Hilton launches ‘The Bandit’ served by picapp.com
Epic Feetsies HIlton is a sad sight to behold [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
So sad and lonely was she, after she chewed up and spat out the genuine friend that was Nicole Richie, she actually launched a reality show to find a replacement!
According to Yahoo News:

Hilton, 27, [...]

Epic Feetsies Hilton & Tats Madden Will Record Duet

Image details: Paris and Benji have lunch in Beverly Hills served by picapp.com

Paris ‘EPIC Feetsies’ Hilton & her BF Joel ‘Tats McGee’ Madden will record a duet together according to new reports [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Epic Feetsies Hilton and Tats McGee Madden are on an unstoppable quest for musical world domination. Unpeturbed by the fact [...]

Paris Hilton’s EPIC Feetsies Give Me LOLs

I admit there is no real story here… I just had to share the hilarity of Paris Hilton’s gigantaziod hooves [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Check out these images of Hilton’s EPIC feetsies.

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Paris Hilton Sued For $75,000 Over Poor Movie Promotion

Image details: Apple Lounge Grand Opening served by picapp.com
Paris Hilton has been sued by the producers of the 2006 shit flick ‘National Lampoon’s Pledge This!‘ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Worldwide Entertainment Group Inc. have filed a $75,000 lawsuit for damages against Hilton. They claim the usually nudie star was too much of a lazy old ‘ho-bag [...]