Earlier this week, in a story I was too busy with Lindsay Lohan’s cocaine/ amphetamine habit to cover, Paris Hilton’s coke-smuggling vagina was denied entry into Japan. The little I know of Japan leads me to believe that drugs are mightily frowned upon. Like, there’s a zero tolerance for drug use and for any foreigners [...]
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Paris Hilton Takes Plea Deal in Cocaine Case
Because my faith in the legal system wasn’t damaged enough, and she would pretty much have to commit murder before anyone would give her any jail time, Paris Hilton is not going to see the inside of a prison cell for being caught red nosed, with cocaine, by the popo. Hilton will, instead of any [...]
Paris Hilton Doesn’t Have Time for Cocaine…
I nearly choked on my gum reading about these latest proclamations, about Paris Hilton’s non-existent cocaine habit. You know, the one in which she never touches cocaine and her dog ate her homework. I don’t even know what to make of her story that she thought a baggie of coke large enough to merit a [...]
Paris Hilton Thought The Cocaine Was GUM…
Paris Hilton is changing her story about how she came to be caught with cocaine, more often than she changes her herp-stained panties (I’m kidding… she doesn’t wear panties). Earlier, it was revealed that Hilton faced felony charges after being caught in possession of a controlled substance. For that charge, to be filed by the [...]
Paris Hilton to Be Charged With Drug Felony
You needn’t check your calendars just yet. No, it’s not Christmas. That day comes when Paris Hilton is officially charged with being a cokehead in the first degree. Hilton, this weekend, got stopped by the popo in Las Vegas along with her boyfriend (whose mug shot was also taken and who was fired from his [...]
Paris Hilton’s Most Recent Arrest Booking Photo
When someone begins to accumulate as comical a number of mugshots as Paris Hilton, it’s entirely necessary to mention that whichever booking photo you’re posting is her ‘most recent’. Hilton, as you’ll know by now, was arrested for possession of cocaine, this weekend. Not that any of this matters. She was in the salon, getting [...]
