Paris Hilton covers Vogue Turkey February 2011. As reported earlier, this is a Terry Richardson cover. Which explains the horrible lighting and tacky Nylon-style pose. Nylon magazine this is not, Richardson. Enough with taking and lighting pictures on your Blackberry and passing them off as art. It’s pretty much already sacrilege that Hilton has scored [...]
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Paris Hilton Vogue Cover Shot By Uncle Terry
Paris Hilton will cover Vogue magazine. Hilton has been on Vanity Fair covers, multiple Elle covers, and a Vogue Paris cover. Someone, somewhere must have flipped through them, while expelling last night’s taters, and realised that 2007 was totally cool again. Don’t worry, suddenly-panicked American readers, she’s not going to be herp-infesting a newsstand near [...]
Picture of Paris Hilton’s Christmas Card 2010
Christmas cards usually come with too much glitter, which then gets all over your clothes/ carpet/ in your eyes. Son of a b**ch. And some of us, sometimes, eat said glitter, because pooping things that are sparkly is second only to having ‘your bowel movements smell like bakery fresh cinnamon rolls.’ Or taking pills with [...]
Paris Hilton Showing Camel Toe and Cleavage
Herpes Barbie remembered to bring her push-up bra in her Barbie-pink hold-all, this weekend. The celebrity, left behind as ex-friends like Nicole Riche get married and have children, is showing no signs of growing up. Despite being herpes-riddled and turning 30 in February 2011. The 29-year-old’s favourite game, other than ‘Spread the Cooties’, is ‘Pad [...]
Paris Hilton’s Dogs Wear Halloween Costumes
Paris Hilton is still alive and blighting the world with her herp-stained presence. I’d actually kind of forgotten she existed. Despite a string of staged ‘topless in public’ pictures of the heiress, over the last few weeks. And I bought Mad Men seasons one to three on DVD, after never having seen the show before [...]
Another Intruder Caught at Paris Hilton’s Home
There’s a party at Paris Hilton’s house and every one is invited. The 29-year-old heiress is the most popular stalking victim in Hollywood. With her going to the trouble of standing around naked, for no reason, in public, it’s no wonder. No one does more to attract the local crazies than she. Her hard work [...]
