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Paris Hilton Sits With Mother To Talk Tape Leak

Paris Hilton is still pretending to be upset about the ‘leak’ of her sex tape, seven years after the fact. When it, singularly, is the reason for this level of fame.

Hilton, in one last bid to keep her fame as she heads towards 40, appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight. She took her mother to the interview and both feigned sadness at the well-timed release of One Night In Paris. It’s not like this is anything new. But it’s pretty amusing that her mother’s in on the act. ‘I just felt so betrayed, this was not some random guy, this was someone I was with for a few years,’ said Hilton of ex-boyfriend Rick Soloman, who sold the tape to Vivid (probably with her knowledge, as it’s illegal to sell tapes without those concerned signing a release… which would mean she knew about the release and profited from it). ‘Now when people look at me, they think I’m something I’m not, just because of one incident one night, with someone I was in love with. People assume, ‘Oh, she’s a slut’… I’ll have to live with that for the rest of my life and explain it to my children… It’s something that changed my life forever.’

Hilton’s shilling for her reality show, which premieres tonight. This is the second-creepiest interview, since Kris Jenner discussed daughter Kim Kardashian’s tape.

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Paris Hilton’s YRB Magazine Going Green Cover

I must have started sniffing glue at some point today. The existence of this cover proves it’s actually 2003 and Paris Hilton’s still relevant enough to be scoring magazine covers for magazines like YRBI need mah medicine. That said, these are the same people who compiled some weird gender-confusion S&M issue starring Khloe Kardashian, so relevance is clearly not their biggest concern when selecting cover models. The heiress tweeted about her cover, writing, ‘Check out my Going Green Cover Issue for YRB Magazine.’ Let’s. The shoot’s below and it shows Hilton wearing assorted flowers and doing her best to position her face in a way that hides her wonky eye. In between falling asleep in the flowers, wearing a bad wig and frosted purple eyeshadow applied by that coupon fraud lady from Extreme Couponing, she looks half-decent. I suspect that’s Photoshop. She looks younger than her 30 years and like there’s no visible sign of herp-rot. Hilton’s interviewed by Kathy Griffin, that’s below too, in the gallery.

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Paris Hilton Is A Special And Unique Snowflake

Paris Hilton is a special snowflake, says Paris Hilton. In a new interview, proving that she deals with reality as well as she deals with putting on panties in the morning, Hilton calls herself ‘original.’ Because there are no other entitled, 30-year-old glorified porn stars making themselves famous by shilling crap to young fans and filming pointless television shows. Nope. Except that person at whom Hilton’s no longer mad; the one she’s not attacking in this comment about being the only celebrity who takes a cheque from a gullible company better than she takes a d**k in the a**, ‘There’s so many people out there who try to imitate what I do, but I am the original,’ she told The Associated Press, while promoting her latest shoe collection. ‘There is nothing like me.’ It’s weird she said ‘nothing,’ not ‘no one,’ right? She’s basically labia on legs, but at least I’ve always alluded that she was a labia with feelings. ‘I have done everything that I wanted to do and I feel very blessed that I have been very successful in every area,’ she continued. ‘So it’s very exciting. There is nothing else to do.’ Kim Kardashian told Harper’s Bazaar of the efriendship, ‘There comes a point in life where you justs grow apart and you realize you’re not as similar as you thought.’

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Paris Hilton Denies Saying She Hates Black Men

Paris Hilton has spoken out to deny a quote, from earlier in the week, saying she met Vin Diesel in her teens and stopped making out with him once she realised he may be ‘one per cent’ Black. The quotes in question were from author Neil Strauss, who I did point out may be selling his book and nothing more. Hilton denies the quotes and the allegations altogether. A rep for Hilton didn’t really deny that the 30-year-old was a racist, as there’s video proof that she often uses the n-word, even when she knows she’s being recorded on camera… and that’s not to mention the instances of homophobic language, classism, and anti-Semitism, said over and over in the clips I posted earlier. Her rep has released a statement calling Strauss’ quotes about his meeting with Hilton and the entire conversation false; adding that Hilton may sue for libel. ‘These allegations are absolutely untrue and ridiculous,’ reads a statement from Hilton’s spokesperson. ‘We have sent these claims to Miss Hilton’s lawyers to respond further. It’s another example of someone making false claims for financial gain.’ So, they’re claiming Strauss is a liar who’s just shilling his book. They don’t seem to be denying the racism altogether. That’s probably a good idea, as the New Year’s video with her saying she and sister Nicky Hilton are dancing ‘like n****rs,’ is reportedly not the only one in which she’s flinging around racial slurs.

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I Guess Paris Hilton Hates Non-Rich Black Guys?

Remember that author, Neil Strauss, who last week released an excerpt from his book in which he claimed a teenage Paris Hilton had silicone dirty pillows put in to annoy her parents, only to be told to take them out? Well, Strauss has released another excerpt from his new book in hopes you buy, buy, buy. Because stories about dirty pillows are trumped only by stories about hating Black men, in anecdotes about race, punctuated with the word ‘gross.’ It had long been alleged that Hilton was a serious racist; despite the multi-racial ethnicity of life-long friend Nicole Richie, Hilton has been caught on camera, after asking to be filmed at a party years ago, saying she and her sister were ‘dancing like two n****rs,’ before going on a classist rant about some ‘poor broke b**ch’ from ‘Compton’ with a ‘cheap car’ and ‘cheap education’ who’d annoyed her. Still aged 18-years, in a further anecdote about their meeting, Hilton is alleged to have told Strauss she ‘can’t stand Black guys,’ after making out with Vin Diesel (who’s always been ambiguous in what he’ll share of his ethnicity). During a conversation, Hilton mentions she ‘went out with that guy last night.’ Asked whom, she allegedly replied Diesel and added, ‘We were making out, but then we went somewhere where it was bright and I saw that he was black and made an excuse and left. I can’t stand black guys. I would never touch one. It’s gross.’ After thinking for a second, she asks Strauss if Diesel looks Black to him… ‘How black does a guy have to be?’ She replies, ‘One percent is enough for me.’ So, the actor was One Drop Ruled, rather than Brown Paper Bagged. Video, from a separate incident, during a New Year’s party, is below and contains LOTS of racist/ classist/ homophobic/ anti-Semitic, yes really, language from Hilton’s own mouth; starting in a clip where she begins, ‘I’m Black and I steal… [unintelligible].’ Pictures show Hilton with Diddy in 2006, and on his birthday red carpet in 2004.

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Paris Hilton Got A Boob Job When She Was 14?

According to a new report, Paris Hilton got her dirty pillows fluffed when she was only 14-years-old. I do recall, on several occasions, the socialite talking about how on principle and not being so insecure as to need it, she’d never get a breast augmentation. According to Fox News and one author who claims to have spoken to Hilton about it, that’s not true. Neil Strauss, of whom I admit I’d never heard but is listed in a FoxNews.com story as a ‘Best-selling author and former celebrity journalist… for the New York Times and Rolling Stone,’ has a tell-all book about the life of celebrities. So, let’s pretend there’s no chance he’s shilling lies because those will sell more copies, okay? Strauss claims to have met Hilton at 18-years-old, before she was famous and a decade before she spoke of being anti-surgery. ‘I had a breast job when I was 14, but my mother made me take them out,’ a teenage Hilton apparently told Strauss, according to his book. ‘I’m thinking about posing for Playboy. They love famous people’s kids. And the only reason I’d do it is because when my dad finds out, he’ll pay me double the money not to do it.’ So much to work with here… by age 14, Hilton had perfected both her money-making blow job face and the art of being a disappointment as a daughter. She reportedly got implants without her mother knowing and had to remove them, and used them as some kind of dirty pillow leverage to extort shame money out of her father. Nice. Nothing’s changed the last decade, I see.

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