Paris Hilton is kind of a bitch… I mean, she has never done anything to me personally, obviously, but still… EFFING HELL [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
This time her bitchery was aimed at a fellow celeb… Oddly, Hilton chose to pick on FUGie FUG of the Black Eyed Peas.
Since Hilton’s hypnotic vagina was able to convince several men [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Hilton’
Paris Hilton Just Cannot Help Herself
Paris Tricked Us Into Thinking She’s Dumb
Paris Hilton is claiming that she has tricked all of her admiring fans into thinking that she is an EFFING idiot [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Hilton says that she is “a really strong person who’s been through a lot”. And, by “strong” I assume she is talking about her vage muscles being strong enough to crush any peen that should cross her [...]
Parasite Hilton Lives Up To Her Name
Seems that Parasite Hilton is determined to infect every facet of your life… including your PC. According to a new report from a computer magazine, Hilton’s official website is stuffed full of nasty bugs and full-on malware [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Never have I come across a woman so determined to spread the clap that she can [...]
Paris Hilton Has Picked A Baby Name
Paris Hilton has revealed what she wants to call her first born daughter, “London” [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Do you think Hilton is trying to stick to her parent’s method of child-naming. Or does she just have a staggering lack of imagination?
I’m thinking that she is bleating on about her barren Valtrex-filled innards, in an effort [...]
Paris Hilton: I Think I Know Who Robbed Me
According to E! Online, Paris Hilton has revealed that she thinks she knows who burgled her home and stole $2 million worth of jewellery and other possessions [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
The heiress says she’s had time to review security footage and claims she is quite sure the burglar is an acquaintance who has been to her home before.
“I [...]
Paris Hilton’s Barbie Pink Bentley
Seems that despite being burgled last week, Paris Hilton still has money to burn – the heiress has enough cash in the bank to buy the pictured diamond-encrusted, pink Bentley [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Hilton went shopping today in Los Angeles, California, with Brittany Flickinger, winner of ‘Paris Hilton’s My New BFF’. The pair pulled up in the [...]
Paris Hilton: How I Feel About Being Burgled
Paris Hilton says she is “devastated” by the burglary of over $2 million worth of jewellery, taken from her LA home between late Thursday evening and 4 a.m. Friday [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
According to Life and Style:
“I am devastated. I cannot believe someone broke into my home. They took items that had such sentimental value that no one [...]
