According to reports out today the perpetual PDA being put on by couple of five weeks, Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, may nearly be at an end.
The pair have been grossing out the media for a solid five weeks now, and Paris has spent the entire time with her tongue down her BF’s throat. All [...]
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Paris Hilton & Doug Reinhardt May Break Up
Paris Hilton Just Cannot Help Herself
Paris Hilton is kind of a bitch… I mean, she has never done anything to me personally, obviously, but still… EFFING HELL [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
This time her bitchery was aimed at a fellow celeb… Oddly, Hilton chose to pick on FUGie FUG of the Black Eyed Peas.
Since Hilton’s hypnotic vagina was able to convince several men [...]
Paris Tricked Us Into Thinking She’s Dumb
Paris Hilton is claiming that she has tricked all of her admiring fans into thinking that she is an EFFING idiot [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Hilton says that she is “a really strong person who’s been through a lot”. And, by “strong” I assume she is talking about her vage muscles being strong enough to crush any peen that should cross her [...]
Parasite Hilton Lives Up To Her Name
Seems that Parasite Hilton is determined to infect every facet of your life… including your PC. According to a new report from a computer magazine, Hilton’s official website is stuffed full of nasty bugs and full-on malware [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Never have I come across a woman so determined to spread the clap that she can [...]
Paris Hilton Has Picked A Baby Name
Paris Hilton has revealed what she wants to call her first born daughter, “London” [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Do you think Hilton is trying to stick to her parent’s method of child-naming. Or does she just have a staggering lack of imagination?
I’m thinking that she is bleating on about her barren Valtrex-filled innards, in an effort [...]
