The Hilton family reportedly told E! Online they are glad the partnership between Paris and Doug Reinhardt broke down.
This news, broadly speaking, means two things; firstly, that the family are putting public safety before their offspring’s sex drive/ desire to spread crotch rot to the masses; secondly, it flies in the face of lawsuits from [...]
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Hilton Family Open Up About Doug Reinhardt
Paris Hilton Has Grand Plans for Ronaldo
Paris Hilton believes that herself and her new partner in venereal disease, Cristiano Ronaldo, could be the most famous super couple in the world, if they stayed paired up. This is a pretty wide-reaching assumption of course, as it is incumbent on Parasite not being eaten alive by crotch-rot and her tanned beau not drowning [...]
Paris Hilton Recording A New Album
Paris Hilton is set to shake the world up/ no doubt become the target of vandals once again, as she records a new album. The heiress fancied herself as a singer and recorded a 2006 self-titled album that was less of a horror than one would have expected. Whether this new record has you wanting to [...]
Paris Hilton Engagement Rumours @ Cannes
Paris Hilton, 28, has sparked engagement rumours by swanning around at the Cannes 2009 Film Festival wearing an enormous ring on her left ring finger.
Sigh, I guess it must be a Tuesday if it’s time for more Parasite engagement ring rumours. This woman is both approaching 30 and is media-savvy enough to know how this [...]
Paris Hilton’s Greed Is Good For The Economy
Paris Hilton, 28, claimed that spending her way to an early ruin is the way forward for the damaged UK economy, while on a recent visit.
The heir-head says that spending her way through her £5million to £14million annual salary on items such as a diamond-covered D&G dress and a pink Bentley (to go with her blue [...]
