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Paris Hilton Training To Be An Overpriced DJ

Sep 9th, 2011
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Paris Hilton is training to do the job celebrities fall back on when all else fails. Lindsay Lohan and a few others have done the same: ‘training’ to be a DJ because they can overcharge to sit in a club all night. Hilton’s television show won’t be renewed for a second season and she has nothing else going on. Reports TMZ.com ‘Paris Hilton is training her [butt] off, working with some of the biggest DJs on Earth in a brand new quest to become the most powerful female house music DJ of all time. Sources close to Paris [say she] has been traveling the world to shadow some super-famous DJs to get some guidance for her upcoming house music album. [She] has become pretty tight with huge names like Afrojack and Deadmau5 and even plans to appear on stage with Deadmau5 in the near future.’ Training or no… is this going to be one of those things where she plugs in her iPod and presses play or uses a computer program to do the ‘mixing’? Tell me YES!

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Paris Hilton’s Reality Show Won’t Be Renewed

Aug 24th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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The flop reality show that opened to poor numbers and sank lower still with each week, The World According To Paris, won’t be renewed. This is according to Vulture, who clarify that producers/ execs aren’t officially commenting but the show won’t be back for a second season… because there’s no point. The numbers aren’t there and there’s little interest. And it performed poorly next to shows like Aubrey O’Day’s reality show and some weird show with Roseanne Barr.

Keeping Up With The Kardashians is on season six, with at least one season each of Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami and Kourtney & Kim Take New York (K&KTNY within days will start shooting season two). This is something about which Hilton’s obviously sore, she walked out of an interview because she was confronted on the Kardashians shilling more tabloids and garnering more viewers.

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Paris Hilton Felt Ambushed In ABC Interview

Jul 22nd, 2011
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Paris Hilton walked off during an ABC News interview this week after being questioned about her flop life, flop television show, and flopping popularity. She was asked as politely as one can ask why she’s a flop, by interviewer Dan Harris. It was hilarious and it’s my favourite interview of the year so far. You could see the indignation and you could hear the reticence to answer further questions. She was taken aback that Harris wasn’t pooping with excitement at being in her presence. And suddenly ‘sources’ are speaking on her behalf about what really happened: she’s really a brat and she really doesn’t know how interviews work.

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Paris Hilton Doesn’t Like Hearing She’s A Flop

Jul 21st, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Paris Hilton walked out of an ABC News interview, following questioning about the Kardashians and about being a flop. Hilton’s team interjected. Asked whether she wanted to stop, she looked at them, stood up and walked off-camera. It was laughable, but not that dramatic. You can see the incredulity as she was asked ‘Do you worry at times that people who have followed in your footsteps like Kim Kardashian are over shadowing you?’ and ‘Do you worry about your moment having passed?’ She is heard saying, ‘I don’t want this all being used,’ as she leaves set. However, I get the feeling that she is butthurt at the reporter not succumbing to her desired line of questioning. All he did was point out the flop ratings on her flop show and the dwindling interest in her ’15-year career.’ Oh, yeah. She’s delusional enough to retort, ‘I’ve been doing this for 15 years now, so it’s been a long time so just like any other business person or someone in the industry, it is always important to reinvent yourself and come up with new projects.’ Unless sucking d**k in nightvision is a career, I don’t think 15-years is the quantity of time she thinks it is. Try eight years (The Simple Life/ One Night In Paris were released in 2003). She’s been a socialite as a teen, but that’s not a ‘career’ either. Video of her interview is below and it’s worth a watch, for sure.

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Aaand, Let’s All Stare At Paris Hilton’s Paunch

Jul 14th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Here’s Paris Hilton doing something arbitrary to promote a show I gather airs on Wednesdays. Meh. She’s been trying to stay relevant, appearing half-naked in V, but it’s all pretty underwhelming. Well, because we’re givers and subconsciously feel bad about her pitiful fake pregnancy scare, we’re spreading baby rumours of our own. Speaking with Mario Lopez, all anyone could focus on was Hilton’s world-famous and oft talked-about paunch. It’s quite little, but there were a bunch of shadows and shenanigans going on that meant it looked bigger today.

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Paris Hilton Has Bangs, Suddenly Relevant Again

Jul 12th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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My title is full of lies because I’m hoping that Paris Hilton sees this, is tricked into thinking her staged flop show made her relevant again, and she stops trying. She’s belatedly promoting a show people pretty much stopped talking about after its debut. I watched some, skipping the parts with even less-relevant friends who’re desperate for screen time and the obviously-staged/ scripted OTT drama; Hilton denies it’s scripted, but it’s heavily-choreographed and edited, as pointed out by Barbara Walters. Well, she’s got a photo shoot in V (‘Visionaire’ magazine or ‘Vagina’ magazine, I always forget) in which she’s topless and has bangs. Because clipping in bangs from her budget hair piece line and exposing Dirty Throw Pillows ™ is the done thing. Photos below along with her interview. I gather these two photos are her too, but she’s SO Photoshopped, who can tell?

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