Paris Hilton was spotted out on Halloween Saturday October 31, 2009.

The reality star wore a diamond-encrusted headpiece and white tutu, and looked a little worse for wear as she was photographed in Hollywood, CA.. She and her wonk, both fighting fit, attempted to take on the paparazzi. However, her giant hooves didn’t do much to help her from stumbling like a drunken mess.

See the two other pAArty photos of Paris Hilton in her Halloween costume, below.

Image credit to VAH/Fame Pictures.

PETA have taken a good, long run up and PETA-slapped Paris Hilton. The celebutante is being slammed over having something that now resembles a mini-zoo in her house/ how she is said to be treating these animals like fashion accessories.

The animal rights charity are taking aim at Hilton. They’re saying that with her three brain cells she is not capable of telling the difference between an animal, and an over-priced tote. Both are bought by her, in order to show off, and both spend an unfortunate amount of time wedged under her armpit.

More details and three photos of Hilton arriving at a charity event held at the Chloë store on Melrose in Hollywood on October 1, 2009.

PETA has unleashed a brutal attack against Paris Hilton for buying a pet mini-pig recently, claiming she’s setting a “wretched example” by treating animals like they’re “as disposable as her friends and fiances.” PETA says of Paris: “The Chihuahuas, ferrets, and kinkajous she’s paraded through her home in the past were not accessories, and pot-bellied pigs aren’t either.” (via TMZ)

Image credit to Dragao/Fame Pictures. Story & info via TMZ.

Paris Hilton filmed an appearance on another show I don’t watch, Supernatural.

I don’t ever make a habit of watching low-budget horror, as things like plastic fangs and plastic goblins can be rather distracting. I didn’t realise, until recently, how little TV I actually watch. Since, with all of these shows, I would rather be back hitting the pipe, hard, than sitting and watching entire episodes. Bad acting, meets bad set-design, meets bad scripts, meets Paris Hilton.

Hilton tweeted, from her verified @ParisHilton account, that her guest-spot on Supernatural was met with applause from the critics, but I doubt that. Her acting is like her personality, bland, wooden and unconvincing. Rather inoffensive, to be fair, so long as her lips aren’t moving. However, she’s still off-putting.

To be clear, once more, I didn’t watch the episode. However, I didn’t have to. Anyone who has  submitted to watching any of her reality shows (yes, I have been too hungover to reach remote before and thus watched entire episodes of The Simple Life), already knows how bad her acting is.

Video & info. thanks to Evil Beet.

Paris Hilton and older sister Nicky were spotted in Hollywood, California, as they went shopping for Halloween gear. The sisters were shopping in the Trashy Lingerie store, ahead of the ghoulish holiday.

Why they were shopping for new costumes when some of Paris’ regular outfits would suffice is a mystery. The sisters are often spotted, outside of Halloween, in all kinds of scary get ups that scare off men and small children.

Though the contents of their shopping bags are not visible, one can assume they are adhering to the Mean Girls movie rules about how one dresses at Halloween. Being that it’s the one day of the year in which stringy blow-up dolls get to dress in cooter-barers and animal ears, and not much else, and all the fully-clothed prudes don’t get to say anything.

More pictuers of the sisters shopping at Trashy Lingerie in Hollywood, below.

Image credit to RIV/Fame Pictures.

Paris Hilton was spotted being led out of East Restaurant in Hollywood, California, by boyfriend Doug Reinhardt.

While exiting the restaurant, Hilton seemed a lot more intent on keeping a close eye on her cleavage than on her beau.

In fact, her newly padded chesticles proved even more interesting than the bloodthirsty paparazzi who were waiting for her. As with the odd photos of whatever-the-heck was going on with Katy Perry’s boob-grabs the other day, Hilton seems to be worriedly staring at her breasts. It’s as though she were concerned someone was coming along to steal them. That is, rather than just finding herself oddly self-arousing.

I’m pretty sure as they’re comprised of a push-up bra and poo-poo paper, that they’re probably not going anywhere, any time soon.

Image credit to WIC/Fame Pictures.

Paris Hilton was spotted by photographers as she left Fred Segal in LA, Cali.

The reality star, who for once was not dressed head-to-toe in pink, was having a little fun with the photogs and taking their pictures on her mobile phone. She snapped, she smiled and… wait… what’s that? How rude. Do you guys see that? While outside the famous store she also appeared to be covertly flipping off the camera guys with a smirk on her face. Class.

More pictures of Paris Hilton out and about in Los Angeles are below.

Image credit to MOE/Fame Pictures.

Paris Hilton loves nothing in this world more than the click and flash of a camera, her prescription to a certain type of no no places medication, and herself. Well, okay, I’ll be nice. I guess somewhere down the list comes her unfortunate beau, Doug Reinhardt.

The pair still appear to be going strong as we can see from the above candid of the pair hand-in-hand as they arrived at LAX airport.

Image credit to MOE/Fame Pictures.

Paris Hilton has been photoshopped into an advert for herpes medication, without her permission or knowledge. This is a trend for certain cheap and tacky companies. Celebrities get shopped into art for all kinds of sh*tty goods. But as Hilton actually had herpes before, this has to sting.

The image is an absolute shocker and the 28-year-old is in full wonk. Either that or the actress whose head she replaced had a wonkier eye than she and they were just going for an accurate match up.

The website which features Hilton as the new face of Viruxo states , “Suffering with complications from the Herpes virus is devastating but not with VIRUXO. VIRUXO is the most effective immune support supplement WITHOUT a prescription!”

Paris Hilton has a new documentary coming out, entitled Paris, Not France.

From the trailer, one gathers that the title is a nod to the fact that the uneducated bed wetting masses associate her name with her celebrity and not the city in France. But don’t take that cyanide pill just yet, take a few minutes and watch this trailer, where Hilton insists that a life full of millions of dollars, an empire and fame handed to you on a plate and crotch rot, make life not worth living. It’s a total rip off Britney Spears documentary from last year. A pathetic and unconvincing profile set to sad, plinky plunky music.

[Hilton] claims the “Paris Hilton” we all see in front of the cameras is just a character she’s invented. “In a way it’s good, but I also don’t want people thinking of me as this blond heiress… airhead,” she says in Paris, Not France, a new documentary about her life, premiering Tuesday on MTV. “But that is kind of my brand. I make a lot of money by doing that.”

But she acknowledges her brand will forever be tarnished by the infamous sex tape with ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon. Yes, she goes there in the film… “I always looked up to Princess Diana and all these women, and now I could never be like that,” Paris says. “I want to have a family. I want to be normal. I want to be happy.”

Instead, she says, she has to worry about people “thinking I’m a slut and thinking I’m something that I’m not.”

But it was her mother, Kathy, who was doing the worrying last night—about having to actually watch the documentary. “I didn’t know [the sex tape] was going to be in it,” she told us before seeing the film at a red carpet screening in L.A. “It’s very tough…I can’t believe they kept that part in there. I thought they kept that part out. It’s going to be very hard for us to watch.” (via E! Online)

Paris, Not France, by Adria Petty, debuted at the Toronto Film Festival 2008. It airs Tuesday July 28th at 8:30PM on MTV.

Paris Hilton is doing a bang up job of undressing a judge with her eyes and flirting her way out of an $8 million lawsuit’s claim that she did not do her part to promote 2006 flop, Pledge This.

Just so no one bothers wasting valuable booze money they’ll never see again, betting on the outcome of this trial, I should just tell you she’ll totally get away with this.

Chief U.S. District Judge Federico Moreno, who is hearing the case, appears to have a crush on the star. Case in point, the conversation below which happened between the two in lieu of dry humping in court:

• Chief U.S. District Judge Federico Moreno: What does [Paris Hilton's My New BFF] mean?
• Paris Hilton: Paris Hilton’s My New Best Friend Forever
• Chief U.S. District Judge Federico Moreno: This will be my best case forever.
• Paris Hilton: You’re my best judge forever.