Parasite Hilton’s stagnant vagina has been giving radio interviews on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, about her split with Tats McGee Madden [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
“He is an incredible person, and we will always be really close,” Hilton said. “We will see what happens in the future. I am still in love with him.”
As for why they decided [...]
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Paris Is ‘Still In Love’ With Benji
‘Repo! The Generic Opera’ Gets Bad Reviews
Parasite Hilton and her gigantic feetsies are not as good at making movies as once thought [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
It would be a perfectly sensible assumption that any ‘film’ starring Hilton would be a must-see filled with valtrex overdoses and wonky eyes.
However, Hilton made a fatal error in keeping her vagina covered for the entire length of her [...]
…Well, Maybe The Rest Of Us Aren’t!
Parasite Hilton has opened her cake hole, nice and wide like, and spoken about how she is OVAH men using her for sex and money [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
According to The News of the World, she says of her BF Benji Madden:
“Every other guy I’ve been out with has used me for money or sex [...]
Paris Hilton Is Still Only Mildly Amusing
Parasite Hilton is still under the impression that she is the next Kathy Griffin or something [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Where the eff EPIC Feetsies McGee ever gets the impression she is anything other than mildly amusing is beyond comprehension.
Hilton, the EPIC size 101 feetsies are LOL-worhty, these frikkin’ political commentaries every 10 seconds, not so [...]
Parasite Should Totally Be Fake President: Hilton’s Funny Or Die Video
Parasite Hilton is at it again… breaking her promise to be ‘Funny or Die’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Spreading, like herpes amongst drunken, horny teenagers, Hilton made the decision to inject herself into popular-culture, once more. This time, with a second ‘Paris Hilton For President’ video, via FunnyorDie.com.
In this new video, Hilton can be seen performing [...]
Emo Twinsy Hilton Debuts New Single ‘My BFF’
Parasite Hilton and her magical vagina are poised to take the musical world by storm again, with the musical abortion that is the song, “My BFF” [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Both emo-twinsy Hilton and her vagina were in good spirits as they debuted their new single, “My BFF,” on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show today.
When discussing the [...]
