Back when she was semi-relevant and not in the shadow of her side-kicks, Paris Hilton had the bizarre red carpet habit of glaring at her own boobs as though convinced they’d deflate if she stopped looking. She did it on every red carpet from 2003 through 2010 (after which point I assumed she was dead, although [...]
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Paris Hilton FHM UK Magazine February 2012
Paris Hilton found another job. So, she’s still employable after being pimp-gamed out of her own career by her former sidekick, Kim Kardashian. Hilton is only posing for random covers at the moment, like Vanity Fair Spain and now FHM UK. It’s like she was banished from the American market, or it’s an admission she can’t [...]
Paris Hilton Vanity Fair Spain January 2012
Paris Hilton covers Vanity Fair Spain January 2012 because she’s the waxen-faced runner-up when none of the Kardashians are available. Someone thought it would be a good idea to match Hilton’s hair, her dog, and her accessories with that outfit (as well as the drapes and the tea set on a tray of the same colour). [...]
Paris Hilton Wore She-Ra Halloween Costume
Paris Hilton and Nicky were two more people who went for the ‘Slutty [Noun]‘ thing and helped Heidi Klum win Halloween. Paris dressed as comic hero She-Ra, sister of He-Man, with full-dress and headgear. I like the headgear, it’s very Norse God. Sister Nicky appears to have watched Mean Girls this Halloween and dressed in [...]
Paris Hilton Did 28 Hrs Extra Community Service
Paris Hilton completed 28 hours more than required by court mandate after being sentenced to 200 hours of community service, one year’s probation, and a $2,000 fine, for misdemeanor charges of drug-possession and obstructing a police officer in 2010. Police pulled over her then-boyfriend’s car because it smelled of weed. Hilton was caught with 0.8 of [...]
Paris Hilton Training To Be An Overpriced DJ
Paris Hilton is training to do the job celebrities fall back on when all else fails. Lindsay Lohan and a few others have done the same: ‘training’ to be a DJ because they can overcharge to sit in a club all night. Hilton’s television show won’t be renewed for a second season and she has [...]
