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Paris Hilton Still Touchy About Waning Fame

The last time I really paid attention to Paris Hilton it was to point and laugh at her butthurt when asked to secede so the Kardashians could have a larger slice of the porn-making slut pie (and, long before that, Hilton got pissy when owned by David Letterman about going to jail). Except Hilton learned nothing about the ridicule that can follow that kind of sporadic pouting, because she did the same to an Australian station this weekend. On Australia’s morning TV show, Sunrise, promoting a club opening, host Edwina Bartholmew asked the completely reasonable: ‘What about when you’re not famous anymore, what are you going to do?’ Hilton smiled, and answered. But Hilton’s publicist relayed that the 31-year-old was unhappy with the fame question. Hilton’s team then tried to blackmail the show into pulling the clip, saying the crew would be banned from the club’s opening red carpet if the interview aired in full. Not responding well to a threat, Sunrise ran it anyway and were ‘banned from interviewing Hilton ever again.’ Except Hilton’s PR team might need a Xanax, because Hilton just lifted the ban. Bartholmew tweeted: ‘Bizarro world. @ParisHilton just emailed me to say she wasn’t offended and she thought the @sunriseon7 I/v went well. PR overreacted… For those who give two hoots, yes, Paris did (re)invite me tonight. No, I won’t be going. Off on a road trip to a mate’s wedding in Cooma!’

15 photos of Paris Hilton around Sydney, Australia the past few days.

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Paris Hilton Won $30,000 Gambling In Las Vegas

Needing the money to buy panties she can only wear once, Paris Hilton won $30,000 playing blackjack during her birthday celebrations in Las Vegas this weekend. Realising the money can’t buy her relevance, Hilton conceded to bragging on Twitter where she wrote ‘#BirthdayGirlsLuck. I love gambling. EPIC.’

Paris Hilton Still Checking Her Boobs Are There

Back when she was semi-relevant and not in the shadow of her side-kicks, Paris Hilton had the bizarre red carpet habit of glaring at her own boobs as though convinced they’d deflate if she stopped looking. She did it on every red carpet from 2003 through 2010 (after which point I assumed she was dead, although it appears I have been proven wrong). Here’s Hilton on the same red carpet as Katy Perry attended in Vegas this weekend because at this point Hilton is the runner-up even when the Kardashians aren’t around. Eight photos including her sister.

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Paris Hilton FHM UK Magazine February 2012

Paris Hilton found another job. So, she’s still employable after being pimp-gamed out of her own career by her former sidekick, Kim Kardashian. Hilton is only posing for random covers at the moment, like Vanity Fair Spain and now FHM UK. It’s like she was banished from the American market, or it’s an admission she can’t sell covers there anymore. She’s not really doing anything right now; she’s not dating anyone worth mentioning, her latest reality show was cancelled, she can’t sell covers the way she used to, she can’t sell/ shill product the way she used to. She’s the runner-up; she’s filler. And here’s some more filler since I didn’t want to waste this cover (the interview’s her sucking up to the princes).

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Paris Hilton Vanity Fair Spain January 2012

Paris Hilton covers Vanity Fair Spain January 2012 because she’s the waxen-faced runner-up when none of the Kardashians are available. Someone thought it would be a good idea to match Hilton’s hair, her dog, and her accessories with that outfit (as well as the drapes and the tea set on a tray of the same colour).

There’s SO MUCH pageant hair and Claire’s jewellery in this shoot. It’s Vanity Fair: Mall Edition with sparkles. B**ches love sparkles. There’s a behind-the-scenes video below, from which I pulled  screenshots of Hilton’s back-arching.

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Paris Hilton Wore She-Ra Halloween Costume

Paris Hilton and Nicky were two more people who went for the ‘Slutty [Noun]‘ thing and helped Heidi Klum win Halloween. Paris dressed as comic hero She-Ra, sister of He-Man, with full-dress and headgear. I like the headgear, it’s very Norse God. Sister Nicky appears to have watched Mean Girls this Halloween and dressed in something tight with a pair of animal ears (I think she’s a leopard).