Heidi Montag’s excerpts from Life&Style magazine were released mid-week. The reality star, soon to be divorced from her porn-pedalling husband, Spencer Pratt, or not, sounds so very excited to be back on people’s radars. She hasn’t been a blip, since she mutilated herself for our enjoyment, November last year. The novelty of her puffy face [...]
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Heidi Montag Threatens Us With Second Album
Heidi Montag has taken to Twitter to threaten the release of new material, as though Twitter were a crossbow and her ‘music’ were the flaming arrow from Kevin Costner’s Robin Hood poster. I could, if I were more a fan of hyperbole when sober, opine that this is a threat of terroristic proportions. Never has [...]
Heidi Montag Begs for Justin Bieber’s Attention
Kim Kardashian was so distraught after seeing another woman’s breasts, outside of the confines of a sex tape or Playboy magazine, this weekend, that she took her eyes/ hands off Justin Bieber. Since the 16-year-old was a free agent for a minute, Heidi Montag took the opportunity to stalk the teen, using Twitter as her [...]
Heidi Montag Tweeting About Post-Surgery Bliss
Heidi Montag is fine, says Heidi Montag on Heidi Montag’s Twitter. There is no one better to prosthelytize the joys of plastic surgery than old ballooon tits. Nor is there anyone better to talk about the mental state of Montag than the woman herself. Twitter never lies, nor does she. Consider the case closed. Oh, [...]
Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Living in Squalor
This may take my already criminal amounts of daily schadenfreude to orgasmic levels, so bear with me on this one. Remember a while back, when some tacky news report dragged out the story of Lindsay Lohan’s hoarding? She was a dirty bish who was in perpetual danger of being buried alive, under a pile of [...]
Heidi Montag’s Bobble Head Moves… Kind of
Video: Montag shows recent enhancements… that we’re all bored of looking at. SWEET TAP DANCING BABY JESUS, IT MOVES! IT MOVES! By now, you’ve all seen the pictures of Heidi Montag wearing a very skimpy sparkly bikini as she plays Crack House Barbie’s glittery sister. Here is the equally scary moving footage. Self-proclaimed Swimsuit Barbie, [...]
