If there’s one thing we’ve learned about Gwyneth Paltrow by now, it’s that she’s literally willing to starve until she passes out because chewing is for poor people and it’s gauche having a servant chew for you and spit the food in your mouth. So of course… OF COURSE… she’s ‘that guy’ at the gym […]
Gwyneth Paltrow's bio
Born September 27, 1972 Gwyneth Kate Paltrow is an actress, singer, and author.
Her husband is Coldplay musician Chris Martin. They have two children together, Apple and Moses.
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Gwyneth Paltrow went full GOOP during an interview with Cosmo UK. She judges you for using botox: ‘I don’t like Botox,’ she says. ‘I think on some faces it works, but it’s when you can really see it that it starts to
Gwyneth Paltrow started off this year with no friends and with no one really paying attention. Then she drunkenly started rambling about her ’70s bush’ and now she’s PEOPLE’s Most Beautiful Woman and people are re-mortgaging their homes to purchase items found on GOOP.com (remember, she thinks people buy $458,003 worth of clothing per season). Realising […]
PEOPLE’s Most Beautiful Woman, Gwyneth Paltrow, published a blank cook book about how you should pack silk socks and pocket squares in your children’s lunch boxes instead of packing food because digesting is for poor people. And in case you think I’m kidding, this is the same woman who appointed herself as a lifestyle guru […]
Gwyneth Paltrow pulled focus on the Iron Man 3 red carpet because she’s hoping for a spin-off one assumes will be shot entirely from the waist down. Paltrow previously told Ellen that she was unkempt and bought a weed whacker especially for the occasion. Although, the way Cameron Diaz tells it, their friends had already […]