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Chris Brown “I Ain’t A Monster” Video

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 27 May 2009 20:34:17 +0000

Chris Brown “I Ain’t No Monster” declaration video shown below.

Chris Brown has decided to make his first real (verbal) statement, since all that mess with Rihanna. Clearly sick of people speaking for him and all the phony statements, the singer has decided to take his opinions online and so he released a video claiming that people have him all wrong. Smashing a woman’s face in (allegedly) does not make him a monster.

It makes him a late arse talking about this crap now, or allowing it to be released so long after the fact. This Ike Brown versus RiRi’s ever growing hairdo was just dying down and people were forgetting that the dolled up Alien Princess was a much sadder sight only a few weeks ago. Well, whatever his motives or whatever hallucinogen inspired him to make this video, fair play. He has saved me a lot of time writing out hyperbole when he kept quite and now strangely, he is making my life easier once more by creating a video for people to rip to pieces.

In the video, Brown says he’ll be dropping a new single this summer from his upcoming album, Grafitti. Then he adds, “We ain’t going nowhere,” which was his transition into trying to convince everyone that he is a good guy. He went on to acknowledge his haters, as well as his fans, while picking his elbow nervously. Then he finishes the video by saying, “I ain’t a monster.” (via Celebrity Smack)

Chris Brown “I Ain’t No Monster” video released claiming innocence.

Image credit to Splash News.

Miss Panama Is Confused About Confucius

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 11 May 2009 20:21:51 +0000

Miss Panama 2009 Giosue Cozzarelli’s on Confucius (video of response).

Giosue Cozzarelli, was competing for Miss Panama 2009. She was asked about, but unable to expand upon a Confucius quote she had just read, stating only, ”Learning without thought is labor lost.”

The beauty was then asked to explain further and responded, ”Good evening Panama! Confucius was one of whom invented confusion, and that’s why, eh. One of the most ancient, he was one of the Chinese. Japanese who were one of the most ancient. Thank you.”

Yep. I’m confused as well, so I guess this nonsense is catching.

Why are these biotches continually being asked to think/ read/ speak at the same time. If they engage their brains working out whether they are confused about Confucius, then how are they going to manage to engage their remaining mental faculty to pick their cracks. I’m not going to be too hard on Cozzarelli as I’m dumb as a brick too, but this just had to be posted.

Tori Spelling Overshares About Her Grooming

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:04:55 +0000

Tori Spelling went into chronic overshare mode in her latest book Mommywood.

The actress and mother revealed some details you never needed to know about her personal grooming habits and the struggle to stop a jungle forming in her crotch while she was preggers.

She tells the following story of asking her husband Dean McDermott to help her keep things trim.

“I wasn’t prepared for losing sight of my lower region. I’d say, ‘Dean, how’s it looking down there? Do I need to shave?’

But of course I couldn’t shave. So Dean had to shave me. He’d hold up a mirror and say ‘How’d I do?’ Or he’d take a picture with his Blackberry to show me.”

Excerpt from her latest book Mommywood (via The Frisky)

Prince Harry The Bra Wearing Beer Drinker

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 21:40:26 +0000

Prince Harry bra pictures are full of LOLs.

I was a little nervous about posting up pictures of Prince Harry’s bra wearing habits, as the royals are not people I wanna fuck with.

The Obamas are in the UK right now. While here, the fierce Mrs. O. touched the Queen’s arm (as a well-meaning guesture), breaking royal protocol. Such a national scandal was this small error in judgment, that it graced the cover of national newspapers.

So, you can only imagine, me, sat typing this… I’m pondering whether the risk of having the Etiquette Popo bust down my door and drag my arse away, for sharing with the world that Prince Harry is in touch with his feminine side, is worth the risk.

Yep. Totally worth it.

I shall be brave and, um, if you don’t hear from me tomorrow, don’t ask questions. I may have been hauled away/ strip searched and had all sorts of other horrid things happen in Blogger Jail. I imagine that I shall be too nervous to converse about it, upon my return.

The Mirror have outed Prince Hot Ginge as being a member of a drunk boozer/ bracelet-loving/ wig-wearing/ bra-adorning gang.

TT Society, devoted to boozing and recruiting hot ginger people, went on a search-and-destroy mission for Hot Ginge. They found him, sauced him up and took the pic above.

As well as being snapped donning a double-D holder, Hot Ginge also proudly wore his light blue and gold tie; given to members of the TT only after a special initiation ceremony.

A member said, “You have to be recommended for membership, and Harry fits the criteria perfectly because he loves being in the forces [military] and getting drunk. Drinking is a massive part of the TT, events revolve around alcohol, where members drink until they throw up.”

The TT, originally a men only club, was opened up to women five years ago and now has 2,000 members, with its own Facebook page. Member Alexander posted a note saying TT was about “naked roundabouts, tequila omelet, cider double vodkas, alcohol, loyalty. Guaranteed to make friends for life”.

Hayden Panettiere Defends Her Bratty Ways

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 14:47:46 +0000

Hayden Panettiere has lashed out at reports that she is a bratty, aggressive little bitch. Well, maybe that was overreaching, but she has been getting some really negative reports in the blog-o-sphere about her recent behaviour.

You may remember that Pantyliner nearly smacked a bitch during an interview and screamed that a particular journo should keep her hands to herself (she touched the star’s shoulder) and that all media were making her “miserable”. There were also separate reports that the star was trying to get her ex-boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia kicked off the set of their show Heroes.

Presumably, the time of the month has passed and Panty is no longer a raging hormonal witch. While thinking with a clear head, she has decided to let people know they’ll get cut if they keep shit-talking about her (lol).

Speaking with OK!, Panty said she and Ventimiglia “are very close. We have enjoyed and continue to enjoy working together.”

Discussing her outburst in Hawaii, Pantyliner defended herself, saying, “I have tremendous respect for the media and reporters – particularly the press who treat the people they are interviewing with dignity. I am appreciative that the press has supported me, my career, and especially the causes I feel passionately about. While in Hawaii, one reporter grabbed me suddenly from behind and frightened me. It happens. Typically, the press has treated me with great respect.”

Doesn’t sound like much of an apology, she kind of talks in circles, but it is better than nothing.

Image credit to Zodiac/Fapian / Splash News

Zac Efron’s Mother Got Him Condoms For Xmas

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 20:09:44 +0000

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens at the 'Watchmen' film premiere at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, California.

Oh my goodness, this is so stupid that I hope it is true… Zac Efron revealed in an interview in the April 2009 issue of Elle magazine that his mother bought him a load of condoms for Christmas.

From Access Hollywood:

The photos that surfaced last year of Efron and his girlfriend, “HSM” cutie Vanessa Hudgens, in what appeared to be a sex shop, were just one of the things that raised his mom Starla’s eyebrows. “It was Hallows Eve like, two years ago. It was just a costume store,” Zac clarified to the April issue of ELLE magazine of the location of the snaps. “In the back they have an adult section for adult costumes. And this nice older woman asked for a photo.”

But like most of the public, when Efron’s mother saw the photos, she too wondered what her son was doing in the store.

“My mom is like, ‘Zac, what did you buy in a sex shop?’ I was like ‘Mom, calm down, it’s not a sex shop.’ She wouldn’t have any of it. She’s like, ‘I knew you were being sexual!’” he admitted. “But she understood. My stocking was full of condoms this Christmas. She buys me the economy box.”

My mum did the same thing for me, except she filled my stocking with meds. Like, overflowing right to the brim with every sedative known to man. It could’ve placated an elephant. Thanks mum

Image credit to Russ Einhorn / Splash News.

Mr Diddy Would Like A Minute Of Your Time

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 20:28:12 +0000

Mr Diddy, Daddy Sean “Puffy” Combs (or, another man whom I believe used to date JLo and goes by some combination of the aforementioned name), would like a moment of your attention.

Diddy has always been known as a man who does not shy away from attention and, on a rare occasion, has solicited some of the celeb limelight to shine in his direction. This is one of those times and Mr Diddy would quite like you to stop carrying out brain surgery or whatever the eff you’re doing and join all of his social networks.

In fact, so determined is he to get you to join/ follow him, he posted a special blog on his MySpace and even issued a purrrrrdy looking invitation!

I’d seen his profile on Twitter but totally assumed it was fake due to the kinda douchey profile name and the unbelievable number of fake celeb accounts on there – turns out I was wrong and his Twitter is real.

WILL YOU be following Diddy on any of his networks?

Will Smith Donated $122,500 To Scientology In 2007

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 18:44:39 +0000

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith donated over a million dollars to charitable organizations, in 2007. $1.3 million in fact - $122,500 of that money went to Scientology [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Despite the star’s previous protestations that he was not a Scientologist and that he essentially wanted to distance himself from the church and its causes, tax returns for the actor’s charitable Will Smith Foundation show he and his wife gave money the church and to a number of other religious, civic and arts groups, in 2007.

Here is how some of the charitable donations were shared out:

Yesha Ministries of Philadelphia (Christian based organization) – $250,000.
Christian ministry outside Los Angeles called Living Waters – $200,000
Church Of Scientology’s New York Rescue Workers Detoxification Fund- $67,500
Church Of Scientology’s Celebrity Center in Hollywood- $50,000
ABLE, another Scientology offshoot – $5,000

DO THINK IT IS OK FOR SMITH TO GIVE $122,500 TO $CIENTOLOGY?

[IMAGE CREDIT: Janet Mayer / Splash News]

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Aubrey O’Day Talks Bisexuality

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 21:18:14 +0000

Former Danity Kane band member, Aubrey O’Day, has admitted in interview that she has no sexual preference; stating ”at this point in my life, I wouldn’t say one way or another what my preference is sexually” [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

WTF? Have some preference! I like to think of myself as a fairly open-minded person, but I am not greedy. You’ll see me in bed with a she-male waaaaaay before I bed-hop with two genders. There’s only one of me after all =)

O’Day goes on to say that she takes it up the no-no hole and can gargle the alphabet without gasping for air… ok, not so much. But, she does say that she wants to find true love (presumably with either her dog or with someone who has a well stocked sexy-times dungeon).

According to US:

“The only thing I’m looking for in life is incredible passion and honest love…no matter what options are on the table,” she tells Us. “All I really operate on is the way I feel in my heart when it comes to love.”

[IMAGE CREDIT: Ron Smits/London Ent/Splash News]

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