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Lady GaGa Elton John Grammys Video & Photos

Feb 1st, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Lady GaGa and Elton John performed together at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards. The musical pair opened the night’s decidedly dull events. The best part of the night was presumably the two having a Magic Marker fight before the cameras were turned on. That was something I would have willingly sat through for three hours. The pair performed together at a piano that looked like it was about to duplicate with a split down the middle, forming two little pianos.

I was less awed of their collective performance than I was of GaGa’s insistence on using this night to prove, once-and-for-all, that she has a vagina. She chose to do so, as seen in the bottom of the three photos, by cutting off the circulation to her vaj with that super-tight outfit. Not sure how cutting off its blood supply would help. Oh well, at least the poor thing’s getting some air.

Watch the video of Lady GaGa and Elton John’s Grammy performance where they sang a mix of Your Song and Speechless, photos onstage and off included.

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Beyonce @ Grammys & Alanis Morissette Cover

Feb 1st, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Multiple personality disorder played havoc with Beyonce’s set list at the Grammy awards last night. The singer started her performance at the 52nd annual Grammys with If I Were a Boy. She was channeling her inner Sasha Fierce, despite her earlier insistence that she was done with the alter ego. She went on to channel Alanis Morissette, for a cover of 1995′s You Oughta Know.

Below is video of her performance and cover, and Grammy performance photos.

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Pink Grammy Performance Nude-style Body Suit

Feb 1st, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Pink would like you to think she’s ever-so-slightly more sexual than she is; in order to achieve this, she is again wearing that weird glitter outfit that kinda shows her nips. I’m less concerned about her almost-exposed nips than her glittery vagina, but first things first. The performer donned a glitter-look, nude-affect, body suit get up. I gather it’s the same tired outfit she’s worn a few times before, when doing the tired trapeze thingy during her act. She swung left, she swung right, she enlightened us as to what a bejewelled vagina may look like when viewed upside-down, and then we all went home and got crunk. You should know, what has been seen cannot be unseen even with the help of Grey Goose.

Pink performing Glitter in the Air, and Pink’s Grammy performance photos.

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Jackson Kids Accept Michael Jackson’s Grammy

Feb 1st, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Eldest Jackson children accept Michael Jackson’s Lifetime Achievement Grammy.

The kids of the late Michael Jackson, who passed away last year of a drug overdose, accepted an award on their father’s behalf. Prince and Paris, accepted a lifetime achievement Grammy on behalf of their late father.

Prince Jackson, son of Michael Jackson, accepting his father’s award: “First of all, we’d like to thank God for watching over us over these past seven months, and our grandma and grandpa for their love and support. We would also like to thank the fans. Our father loved you so much because you were always there for him. Our father was always concerned about the planet and humanity. Through all his hard work and dedication, he has helped many charities and donated to all of them. Through all his songs, his message was simple: Love. We will continue to spread his message and help the world. Thank you. We love you, daddy.”

Paris Jackson was criticised by meanies for messing up: “Daddy was supposed to be here. Daddy was going to perform this year, but he couldn’t perform last year. Thank you. We love you, daddy.” [Just Jared]

Lady GaGa Grammy Red Carpet Outfit Photo

Feb 1st, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Before you ask, yes, this outfit did need its own post. The contraption and delicately-held accessory worn by Lady GaGa on the Grammy 2010 red carpet needs its own space in this bish (like I need diabetic-coma-inducing levels of sugar each day to get me through blogging these awards… sometimes, even when you know something’s prolly bad for your health, you still gotta get to it and dive in head-first anyway). With her face stunning, and with those pee-yellow streaks in her hair, the singer walked the carpet in a custom-made Giorgio Armani Prive gown. She went on to win two awards at the event, of the five for which she was nominated, and she dedicated to them to her fans. View more pictures below.

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Red Carpet Photos for Grammy Awards 2010

Feb 1st, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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The red carpet fashion for the 52nd annual Grammy Awards, 2010, was just as ass-tastic and lethal on your eyes as you had imagined it being. If people weren’t wrapping themselves up in tin foil and glitter and being done with it (yes, I’m looking at you, Lady GaGa), they were wearing what looked to be identical to performance outfits we’d seen in the past, or they were a flat out fizzle.

Be sure to either pop in your Photoshop-effect contact lenses to iron out the worst offenders, or smear some Vaseline over your eyeballs so even the worst red carpet fashions can be viewed with that other-worldly fuzzy glow.

The attendees at the Grammy Awards who walked the red carpet included, Lady GaGa, Mary J. Blige, Fergie, Beyonce who looked like she’d lost a fight with a glitter gun and it went off in her hair, ew, Rihanna who looked too adorable, Adam Lambert, Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus, Snooki (can I get a collective eye-roll), Carrie Underwood’s new weave, Jennifer Hudson, and Jennifer Lopez striking the same pose and constipated face as always. Click to view larger versions

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