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Hayden Panettiere’s Red Hair: Before & After

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 15:37:26 +0000

Hayden Panettiere has finally washed and brushed her locks, and as such looks miles better than the first time we saw her with her new red hair. The young actress looks a whole lot better with a warm reddish brown colour, rather than the slightly brassy blonde that washed out her skin. Which do you prefer, her with her old blonde look or in this new photo of her red hair taken Tuesday in NY.

Guess Who Compared Beyonce & Tila Tequila…

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 06:54:55 +0000

Part-time assclowns TMZ posted the above Beyonce Knowles and Tila Tequila picture, side-by-side. At first I was all like BISH WHUT? But then I LOLd. On the left is Knowles as she attends the Hope for Haiti telethon; on the right is Tila Tequila facing the harsh light of reality after climbing out from under her rock.

Not that this question needs asking, but which woman rocks the look better?

Jersey Shore Snooki’s Kim Kardashian Makeover

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 15:41:36 +0000

Snooki from Jersey Shore was given an underwhelming makeover by the bored people at Life & Style. The reality TV star is trying to stay in the limelight, a fact she revealed when begging for her own show. I gotta say, the orange gremlin doesn’t look so bad, but she should have had a makeover that matches her personal style. She’s looking a little like a polished turd in these photos and not just because she spent the last few weeks swimming in fake bake.

Kim Kardashian shared the image of Snooki on her blog. Which girl rocks it?

Fug-Off: LeAnn Rimes Versus Shanna Moakler

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 12:04:40 +0000

The lack of any holiday decorations to speak of, in my home, means that my eyes twinkle with excitement at the slightest hint of sparkle. These two skanks have more silver shimmer going on in these outfits than I can handle. LeAnn Rimes wore her Julia Clancey dress for the 2008 CMT awards. Shanna Moakler let sleeping fugs lie for a year and then scared people with the same dress at her makeup line launch, in October. Both women are too damn matchy, matchy. The shoes don’t really need to match so closely. Also, don’t make me cut a bish… why the heck is Moakler matching her eye shadow with the colour of her dress?

Fug-Off: LeAnn Rimes vs. Stephanie Pratt

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:36:13 +0000

This latest of fashion fug-offs is slightly less so about the dress, than the trashy hot mess wearing it. The deliciously c-nty country singer/ husband-stealer/ skinny-mini LeAnn Rimes, and drunk-driver/ DUI-haver/ reality persona Stephanie Pratt wore the same Julia Clancey.

LeAnn Rimes wore her silver Julia Clancey dress to the C-nty Music Awards. She wore her hair down, 20’s style, and finished her look with a striking red lip. Whereas Stephanie Pratt stayed drunk-looking and seemed to have tripped and fallen into her ill-fitting shiny number for Fashion Week.

Which of these two women wore their Julia Clancey better?

Fug-Off: Victoria Beckham vs. Sara Paxton

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:47:41 +0000

Usually, I take the time to explain why a certain outfit is a fashion fug-off. For example, a dress may be too shiny, glittery, tight, baggy, sheer, plain or whatever. However, in this instance, I should imagine this outfit needs no explanation. You’d quite like an explanation anyway? Okay.

The dress, which is tight and plastic-looking, appears to have had something terrible happen to it. It appears that in both instances of being worn by these celebrities, immediately beforehand someone vomited all over them. I mean, it’s rather hard to spot, but one assumes that’s what all of those horrid yellow and orange splashes on the dress are about. There could be no other reason, that I could fathom, as to why anyone in their right mind would have that pattern and selection of colours together in one outfit.

So horrid is this excuse for a dress that it overshadows both women’s woeful choice of shoes. Both women are overall pretty. However, in these outfits they look a hot mess.

Victoria Beckham wore her Giles Deacon minidress for Fashion’s Night Out. While Sara Paxton, of promptly cancelled TV show The Beautiful Life, wore her minidress for the show’s NYC premiere.

Which, if either, woman pulled off this horrid Giles Deacon minidress?

Fug-Off: Ashlee Simpson vs. Eva Longoria

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 02:48:17 +0000

This was a fashion fug-off as one of the women in the dress was pregnant at the time of wearing and the other not. But the second woman looked pregnant, as the dress was so unflattering on her.

This summer, while pregnant with son Bronx, Ashlee Simpson was spotted out in this peach flowing Gerard Darel maxidress. Eva Longoria decided to wear the same dress, to finish off a summer of spending alternate days pretending that she was pregnant for attention.

Which of the two actresses wears the peach maxidress better?

Fug-Off: Hayden Panettiere vs Audrina Patridge

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 06:19:22 +0000

There’s nothing like mis-matched fuggery first thing in the morning to really get that blood pumping.

Above are two women who get a lot of comments made on different blogs about their fashion. Both are usually styled to the hilt in whatever designer freebies have been thrown at them. In the case of Audrina Patridge that seems to mean a hit and a miss and the clothing not actually covering everything it is supposed to. I mean, really, I know the clothes worn on the red carpet are often not their choice, but can they not be given a free dress that covers their damn bubes. In this case, they did pretty well and most of their chests are covered. The dress is a disaster, but at least they look relatively modest.

Hayden Panettiere wore her Zuhair Murad ruched minidress earlier in the year to Comic-Con. While Patridge wore hers with assorted accessories that didn’t go, to the Teen Choice Awards 2009.

Which of these two TV stars wore their dress better?

Fug-Off: LeAnn Rimes vs. Sophie Monk

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 19:10:14 +0000

I thought I was imaging unhealthy things when I saw images of LeAnn Rimes wearing no pants, earlier today. Seems not and I am not the only one to notice that she and Sophie Monk both stepped out in a shirt dress… a very short shirt dress… and no stockings or anything else to cover their modesty.

Rimes was spotted in LA at a gas station as she filled up, being watched by the paps. On the right, model/ actress (aka a mactress) was spotted pumping gas also in LA. The two wore a men’s style shirt dress and neither really pulled it off.

Which of the women pulled off the no pants look better?

Fug-Off: Gwyneth Paltrow vs. Mischa Barton

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 11:09:50 +0000

This is quite a recent fug. The outfit is one that could almost work, if it weren’t for the dress making the wearer look like a disco ball and all of that shredded tin foil sh*t at the hem. The two wearers have a somewhat similar body type. Quite small in the bust and the waist and both have rather long legs. Their figures aren’t to blame for the outfit’s odd look. I think it is just one of those outfits that does not look quite right on anyone who is not the size of two toothpicks.

Gwyneth Paltrow wore the metallic Versace mini with a Burberry cardigan at the Grammys. Mischa Barton was spotted in NYC, on the set of A Beautiful Life wearing the same dress. She’d had hers teamed with a pair of black motorcycle boots.

Which of these actresses wore the dress better, you can vote below.

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