Miranda Kerr is breaking the modelling Hippocratic Oath to not use one’s breasts for evil. Here’s Kerr on the red carpet of G’DAY USA Australia Week Black Tie Gala held at the Hollywood & Highland Complex in Los Angeles, CA using the rare tummy window to distract from the flailing economy and election year. Honestly, she’s doing you a favour. SOPA/ PIPA and the NDAA mark the beginning of the end and breasts are your only chance of salvation. More leg and tummy, below.
I guess fame-whoring and an exposed clavicle are great ways to keep the light bill paid. Lea Michele is doing better than the rest of the Glee girls; publicity-wise, that is. She gets the covers, she’s on the red carpets like at Wednesday’s PCAs, she gets the roles in movies like New Year’s Eve for which she shilled hard to be the next woman on whom Ashton Kutcher cheated. She’s everywhere and it’s landed her a job. E! Online is reporting that Michele will be the new scarily-airbrushed face and clavicle of Candie’s, following Britney Spears’ weird equestrian porn ads and the Vanessa Hudgens ironing ads. ‘Lea’s fans are the same as Candie’s fans,’ admitted a Candie’s source, sounding like they picked Michele out of an issue of Us Weekly. The print ads will be out later this year.
The People’s Choice Awards For Grown Folks took place last night and the red carpet was semi well-attended by the likes of Brad Pitt and George Clooney. This is a blithe, broad-sweeping round-up of photos from the Critics’ Choice Awards 2012 which was embarrassingly window-free compared to the chirrens’ awards. Photos include Pitt, continuing the Pimp Cane Tour of the USA, Clooney, Emma Stone, Charlize Theron, Michelle Williams and Evan Rachel Wood. Six photos.
After looking through the photos earlier and seeing nothing but the basic randoms who turned up early for the awards, I’ve found some non-s**t photos from the People’s Choice Awards that I’m belatedly posting because the power of breasts compels me. Basically, everyone looked MEH or flat FUG on the night. The winners picked included Katy Perry, who backed out and Kim Kardashian who thanked people on Twitter but didn’t turn up either. Other winners included Demi Lovato who’s done nothing but attend rehab the last year, so, again, MEH. Here’s a brief photo round-up of the people who attended who were noteworthy: stand-out, Miley Cyrus in a hideous, reflective dress with boob windows, and she’s been dragging boyfriend Liam Hemsworth around on red carpets as her accessory (and he’s winning new fans because of it); Vanessa Hudgens, who wore some hideous black spiderweb thing, with windows; Demi Lovato, didn’t love the pink, didn’t hate it either; Ashley Greene wore leather, since that’s a thing now; Kelly Osbourne’s still grey; Lea Michele’s still try-hard, and wore a shredded look.
Jessica Alba lost all three-pounds gained during her second pregnancy by starving herself thin in a diet regime she readily-admitted in Lucky. She told the magazine: ‘I wear a girdle around my tummy from the moment I give birth until it doesn’t feel loosely goosey anymore… I have a hard time with portion control, so I have 1,200 calorie meals delivered. But I also work out, so basically I’m starving… it sucks.’ Alba quickly lost the weight then went on a bikini tour of Mexico, where she met its bikini inspector, to make the point fat was for fatties which didn’t apply to her. Alba recently attended an event hosted by Forevermark and InStyle, held at the Beverly Hills Hotel, CA for which she wore this Valentino. I guess people hate the dress, and I’m hardly in love, but I’m fascinated by what it’s doing to her waist. Are waists for fatties too? Because hers is minuscule.
It’s been a slow weekend and so I’m arbitrarily shoehorning in some random event photos because breasts are nature’s filler. Here’s Mila Kunis at an event which I gather benefits the chirrens. I don’t think she was breastfeeding anyone, but she wore a laced boob window, just in case. Four photos from the 50th Anniversary of St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital at Benefit Gala January 7.
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