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Heidi Klum Is The Latest Victim Of ‘Fatgate’

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As if it weren’t bad enough that the curvy diva Jessica Simpson spent the better part of this month being called ‘Fat’ by anyone who wore a dress size or more smaller than her, now a second unlikely candidate is being butt fucked by the Fatty Police.

Supermodel and mother, Heidi Klum, 35, has once again being labelled too big for her profession, by someone with whom I am not familiar but I shall presume is the size of a rake.

Wolfgang Joop is a designer who last week ruffled some fashion industry feathers by calling the fit and fabulous model Klum “too heavy” to be a runway model. Well, now he is at it again, and has gone into a little more detail about precisely why Klum is a fashion fatty.

Basically, he says that unless he can see ribs, you be fat yo!

“She is not a top model, but an ad girl. Who in high fashion has this permanent grin? She doesn’t have a nice mouth even when she isn’t grinning.” Said Joop

“She has a large frame, but small facial features. The small nose, her eyes are too close together, she has thin lips – it is all too small for her bulky body. She has that standard look of perfection – down to the perfectly dyed hair.” Joop continued, according to Bild.

WHAT DO YOU THINK – about Joop’s comments?

Image credit to Russ Einhorn / Splash News. Story courtesy of Bild.de.

Kate Beckinsale Is Starved For Attention

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Kate Beckinsale can be seen in the image above as she attends an NYC fashion show, seemingly a little desperate for attention in a tight leather dress.

While this outfit would be fierce on a Lady GaGa type, I am just scratching my head right now about what on earth the English Tofu Paltrow, Kate Beckinsale, thinks she is doing wearing this outfit.

WHAT DO YOU THINK – Of Kate Beckinsale’s attention grabbing outfit?

 Image credit to Demis Maryannakis / Splash News.

Victoria Beckham Is Hopefully Wearing Fake Fur

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Check out these images of Vicky Beckham walking in a straight line looking hotter than you :) [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

So says Splash News, “Victoria Beckham arrive[d] at JFK airport wearing what look[ed] like a fur coat”.

Mrs Beckham looks like some kind of fierce yeti or like Chewbacca got his hair did or something – either that or she is actually being eaten alive by her coat, that thing is huge on her.

No word on the coat material. Any thoughts on whether it’s real fur? Fuck I hope so. It’d be the funniest thing to watch the Lil Kim garb/ Audrey Hepburn ‘do era Posh get PETA-slapped and added to their haterade list Trollson style. Hahaha…

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Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Team Posh/Splash News (NO, I am not kidding, the image credit from my photo abgency really was effing ‘Team Posh/Splash News’… jeebus!)

Nicole Richie At Fashion Week In NYC

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Nicole Richie can be seen in the image above as she arrives at the Diesel Black Fashion Show, during Fashion Week in NYC.

Did somebody give Nicole Rich Tea Biscuit a burger or something? She appears (somewhat) at an angle in the above pic and I can actually see her *gasp*

All joking aside, the former junkie and Parasite Hilton BFF looks happier and healthier than ever. I guess that’s what living in a parasite free zone does for your health. I’ve been posting about Hilton a lot lately and feeling a little under the weather… do you think the two are connected? Do you think if I stop writing about the Parasite all her icky vag cooties will stop seeping out of my keyboard and poisoning me… oh, I digress, check out theses fab images of Nicole!

ED’S NOTE: I am just swooning at the sight of the guy with sweaty pits who is standing behind Nic. Sweaty pits are totally my thing. Anyone have his phone number? ;)

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Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Richie Buxo / Splash News. 

Who Are The Best & Worst Dressed TV Stars?

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HOWEVER DID THEY KNOW – TV Guide have sussed that the best part of brain-dead shows like Gossip Girl is the fashion… or more specifically, the best part of watching even the most dire show is drinking too much and then screaming at the TV whenever a character comes on in a FUGly outfit [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Check out the below, for TV Guide’s best & worst dressed TV stars Of 2008.

Best Dressed:

1. Serena Van der Woodsen (Gossip Girl)
2. Padma Lakshmi (Top Chef)
3. Oprah Winfrey
4. Jason Stackhouse (True Blood)
5. Patrick Jane (The Mentalist)

Worst Dressed:
1. Betty Suarez (Ugly Betty)
2. Earl Hickey (My Name is Earl)
3. Simon Cowell (American Idol)
4. The Real Housewives of Orange County, collectively.
5. Whoopi Goldberg (The View)

WHO DO YOU THINK ARE THE BEST AND WORST DRESSED TV CHARACTERS?

[IMAGE CREDIT: Ahmad Elatab/SaleemElatab/Splash]

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What The FUG Is Pixie Geldof Wearing?

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Daughter of Bob, 18-year-old Pixie Geldof, can be seen in the image above leaving the Bungalow 8 night club, after a night of hard partying [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

The celebu-tante wore a black leather jacket, a black hoodie and 80′s multi coloured shorts, with striped tights… like you do. 

How much absinthe does one have to slurp before wearing this getup seems like a good idea? This outfit is a hot mess and none of these items should ever be worn together. I’d totally wear the vomit pattern shorts with a pair of HoHan’s padded leggings – that’s the only way to make this ensemble work. 

On another note, she may dress like a blind hobo who just rolled around in a pile of charity shop cast-offs but I bet homegirl’s Alien RihRih style pixie cut is still looking FIERCE under that hoodie!

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[IMAGE CREDIT: Spahia / Splash News]

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