POW, right in the kisser. Here’s Mila Kunis in her new campaign for Dior that’s altogether too brooding and uneventful for my liking. There’s something bizarre going on with the lighting in each picture and the overall composition is rather odd. Her face is warped somewhere between the poor choice of camera angle and the [...]
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Kendall & Kylie Jenner Land Jewellery Line
Since there are only so many times Kim Kardashian can buy her own tape, pimp momager put plan ‘Oh, I’ve run out of chirrens’ into action. It was reported recently that Kendall Jenner, 16, and Kylie Jenner, 14, landed their own spin-off reality show (in all fairness, that’s not so annoying since no one’s urinated [...]
Scarlett Johansson Is Too Good For Sweatpants
Scarlett Johansson doesn’t own any damn sweats, you got that?! Continuing her whining tour, during which we’ve learned never to call her ScarJo or an ingenue, Johansson talks about being dressed up at all times. Even if she’s running to the store, or lounging at home, or whatever. I guess the 1% lounge in ballgowns [...]
Photos Of JWoww Perfect Tan Bikini Collection
JWoww is a bikini designer for the same reason Snooki is a best-selling author. Because, MONIES. And now JWoww has her own line of bikinis that will scare away tan lines using breast magic and double-stick material. She’s partnering with a company and probably doing little more than licensing her name and image for a [...]
Blake Lively’s Bolt-Ons Held In Place With Tape
Blake Lively likes to pretend she doesn’t have bolt-ons. Like she pretends she didn’t get a nose job. And she didn’t leak her own nudes for attention. And she’s really 24-year-old, around 18-months older than when I started this site… in 2008. It’s all the doing of Not Blake ™. Well, here’s Real Blake ™ [...]
Dakota Fanning Too Young For Marc Jacobs Ads
Dakota Fanning has admitted that she was too young for the creepy, Uncle Terry’s basementy photos she took for the Marc Jacobs Spring/Summer 2007 campaign when she was 12-years-old: ‘I was 12. I was always into fashion because my mom has always been interested in fashion. She majored in fashion merchandising in college, and it’s [...]
