Kristen Stewart did this in the company of Karl Lagerfeld on what’s widely-reported to be a Vanity Fair photo shoot, taking place in Paris, France. Because that’s how one rolls, when labouring emo to the point of derp. There are multiple photos of Stewart made-up with hair and make-up, before, during and around town in between [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Fashion’
Screen Actors Guild Awards Red Carpet Photos
Several other people also opted to wear ‘That’ll do’ black shiny trash bags, so here are the remaining red carpet attendees of the 18th annual Screen Actor’s Guild Awards. The notable people included the try-hards, the Glee girls and the assorted shrapnel that had no real reason to be there (Lea Michele, Ashlee Simpson, Kelly [...]
Lea Michele Posing Hard For Candie’s Adverts
Here’s Lea Michele pointing her toes and her bones for Candie’s. This is the campaign of which news leaked weeks ago. Honestly, it’s exactly as expected. It’s MEH with a side of try-hard. And she’s in the same pose in every photo.
Jessica Alba… WEAR ALL THE COLOURS
Here’s Jessica Alba at ABC Studios in New York City for an appearance on Live With Kelly, January 17 in what I can only assume is a confessional that she’s declared simultaneous wars on taste and colour. My only area of expertise is candy, so I don’t really know enough about fashion to criticise this outfit [...]
SOMEONE GIVE AMBER HEARD ALL THE AWARDS
Amber Heard did not attend the Golden Globes because the power of breasts compels me to write obvious puns even though she’s at a completely different event. Here’s Heard’s porn face on the red carpet of the Art of Elysium’s 5th Annual Heaven Gala, held at Historic Union Station in Los Angeles, California.
Golden Globes: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt & More
I only covered the people I cared about in this post, since there was too much MEH and shrapnel for one person to comfortably wade through in one night. So, I’m adding the night’s photos with my usual blithe commentary about the best and worst dressed. In this case, the night was sponsored by Brad [...]
