Because nothing else happened in the past 24 hours except the MET Gala, which stopped being interesting when guests started sleeping their way in, here’s Blake Lively doing something that doesn’t involve the MET Gala but also doesn’t involve her breasts so can we just go ahead and write this whole day off as a loss? Eight photos of Blake Lively at a New York City fashion photo shoot below.
The MET Gala is another one of those things that happens every year that I mentally file under 404 No1curr while eating pudding in my footed jammies. But this year there are some particularly idiotic fashion choices including whatever the hell Beyonce’s wearing, whatever the hell Madonna’s wearing, whatever the hell Kimmode and Princess Kanye are wearing, whatever the hell Miley is wearing, and whatever that b**ch Anne Hathaway is wearing. There’s more, including whatever Nicole Richie did to her hair in the same industrial accident that also turned Anne Hathaway’s hair white. Gallery below of guests heading to the 2013 MET Gala where I guess literally any old person can buy or sleep their way in now.
Maybe Tara Reid stopped buying calendars when she stopped buying mirrors, because she pulled her ‘Do you know who I am?’ card not realising it expired in 1999. And yet, according to Page Six, she insists it’s still valid because she pulled it on a clerk at an All Saints store in Los Angeles while trying to get discount clothes. Reid was shopping for an outfit for Coachella, she asked for a celebrity discount but the store declined. ‘When the store declined, Reid insisted she deserved the break ‘because of her fame.” She then ‘began to scream at them and was escorted out.’ According to her rep, this stunt usually works and ‘Tara gets a huge discount with All Saints in the UK and Paris’ so she requested the same thing in an American store. When her request was denied, she ‘asked them to check again.’
Gisele Bundchen is modeling from the neck up, because it’s not like we can see the rest of her, at a promotional event for Pantene Expert in Sao Paulo, Brazil.
Kim Kardashian only owned one pair of pants until she got pregnant and now she’s dressing her couch ass in maternity clothes because nothing else fits. But it turns out the pants don’t get the day off. They’re on loan to Kris Jenner who actually wore this outfit including leather gloves on a night out with her son in London, England last night.
Sarah Jessica Parker’s hooves have a bunch of extra bones in them according to her doctor who prescribed that she only wear expensive shoes from now on. Explaining that the shoes worn on Sex and the City gave her life while cheap shoes crippled her, Parker said this in a recent interview: ‘[On SATC] I wore beautiful shoes and I never complained. [But then] I did I Don’t Know How She Does It, and I was very thoughtful about my whole wardrobe and said you know [my character] could not afford really good shoes, she would go to Nine West or Aldo. So I got shoes from there and the bottom of the shoes aren’t leather, they are plastic, so I slipped a couple times, twisted my ankle. I went to a foot doctor and he said, ‘Your foot does things it shouldn’t be able to do. That bone there…You’ve created that bone. it doesn’t belong there.’ It’s sad, because my feet took me all over the world, but eventually they were like, ‘You know what, we are really tired, can you just stop… and don’t put cheap shoes on us?”
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