Posts Tagged ‘Fail’

Shauna Sand did this in the parking lot of Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch while stood next to an over-botoxed friend. The woman I can only be bothered to refer to as a porn star, as she does little but walk around in L.A. half-clothed/ wear stripper heels/ talk about her sex tape/ flash people, used her trip to the West Hollywood location as family time with her daughters. And, by ‘family time’, I mean time spent showing the world that she can find panties to fit over the world’s loosest vagina. Hot dog?  Hallway? Anyone? It’s a small wonder she owns any panties and so excited was she to prove this point she lifted her skirt for waiting paparazzi.

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James Franco is a little cranky and needs to go to another sleepy bye-byes with a Jack and Coke by his side (if he runs out of Crest in the morning I gather he can use the Jack to brush his teeth with?) I’m assuming he’s cranky, of course, as it’s hard to sleep when one is not in a lecture setting around a bunch of people who are wasting their time with that devil worshippers’ book learnin’. Despite being caught on camera by a fellow attendee, asleep, in some kind of classroom setting in which other people were concentrating, Franco insists the image above is not of him sleeping during class. Because… ‘it wasn’t a class.’ See. There, much better. It’s not, you say? Well, he elaborates that ‘it was this extra thing, it was 10 at night’. Therefore, not something one needed to stay awake for.

James Franco, likable sleepy stoner type, talks about ‘sleeping photo’ @ 2:30.

James Franco flunked one of those classes he slept through. Remember: a pi$$ed off student, sat next to him during a lecture at Columbia, where he was in the MFA program for creative writing, snapped a picture of the 32-year-old asleep in class. I guess using the same method I did to get through school only works out if your aspirations include working without pants in the colour-coordinated hovel that is your home-office/ bedroom/ bathroom (I don’t like having to get up to pee). Franco enrolled in several classes and, according to the man himself, he got a ‘D’ grade in his NYU acting class. I’m not making this up. The star, whose latest movie 127 hours is tipped for an Oscar nomination, flunked pretty badly.

He blames the lecturer for not being a starf**ker. ‘I did the work, I did well in everything else,’ he said. ‘But the acting teacher probably felt uncomfortable with a working well known actor in his class. It was not the norm.’ Also, as the actor pointed out, he missed a lot of classes because he was shooting the aforementioned 127 Hours. In addition to acting class, according to The HuffPo, this fall Franco started working towards a PhD in English at Yale and began studying art at the Rhode Island School of Design. He has also attended Brooklyn College for fiction writing and North Carolina’s Warren Wilson College for poetry.