Posts Tagged ‘Fail’

Hulk Hogan flashes @ 1:10 playing Def Jam Rapstar w/ his daughter & girlfriend.

In something I gather comprises at least part of a commercial for Def Jam Rapstar, which I’m NEVER buying, Hulk Hogan flashes his junk. His old, gristly man-junk. Got that nice visual stuck in your head now? Good. The video, which is censored with a comically over-sized black bar, shows Brooke Hogan, Hulk Hogan, and Hulk’s girlfriend who still looks altogether too much like his daughter. They’re playing in what I assume is a hotel room (I’m loathe to watch the whole thing and check). After 1:10, Hogan pulls a Brett Favre/ Kanye West and whips out his d**k and b**ls. More than once. With his daughter next to him.

Capri Anderson Charlie Sheen erotic spoof Funny or Die video in which she hooks.

Capri Anderson only owns one bra. She wore it for the Girls Gone Wild video and this video about her time hooking for Charlie Sheen. Two things I should probably point out; first, Capri Anderson, real name Christina Walsh, stars in this video as a spoof; second, it was filmed before she and Sheen went on some kind of weird bender where she became locked in his hotel bathroom. The clip, in which Anderson enters from one minute in, shows her as a prostitute desite that being a bone of contention. She’s a porn star and flashing her girl junk on Girls Gone Wild one moment. Then allegedly charging $12,000 more than a wasted Sheen wants to pay the next. As though charging for sex without the aid of a steadicam is so much better. According to Gawker, ‘The goal is to show the world what it’s like to be Charlie Sheen, only without the cocaine-snorting, hotel-trashing violence’. Filmmaker Renato Carravaggio told the NYDN he filmed the video in July this year, before alleged hooker and her John ever even met. No one can find any proof to the contrary. The timing is supported by multiple reports about the hotel-trashing caused by Sheen’s allergies to something other than cocaine.