Shakira used to have an ass, right? I’m pretty sure. She had something down there. It jiggled when she danced and stuck out more than that thing. Maybe she had a bunch of little throw cushions stuffed down the back of her pants. Yeah, those b**tard throw cushions are behind this. Oh, it might have [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Fail’
Renee Zellweger Has a TERRIFYING Camel Toe
True story: I was actually going to call this post ‘So, Renee Zellweger Is Hung Like Khloe Kardashian’, until I remembered that children who libel don’t get presents from Santa Claus. Nor fattening holiday chocolates. So, Zellweger probably doesn’t have a penis down there. I don’t think all women have those (it has been brought [...]
50 Cent and Keenan Cahill Cover Down On Me
50 Cent has teamed up with a young boy, in the boy’s bedroom, to perform a track called Down On Me. Oddly, I’m pretty sure that I’m the only one who sees anything weird about this. The rapper, who recently posed on Twitter with $500,000 cash, can be seen in the video below. From about [...]
Hulk Hogan Flashes His Leathery Old Man Junk
Hulk Hogan flashes @ 1:10 playing Def Jam Rapstar w/ his daughter & girlfriend. In something I gather comprises at least part of a commercial for Def Jam Rapstar, which I’m NEVER buying, Hulk Hogan flashes his junk. His old, gristly man-junk. Got that nice visual stuck in your head now? Good. The video, which [...]
Capri Anderson in Charlie Sheen Porn Spoof
Capri Anderson Charlie Sheen erotic spoof Funny or Die video in which she hooks. Capri Anderson only owns one bra. She wore it for the Girls Gone Wild video and this video about her time hooking for Charlie Sheen. Two things I should probably point out; first, Capri Anderson, real name Christina Walsh, stars in [...]
Audrina Patridge’s Mother Sorry for Drunk Rant
Video of Audrina Patridge’s mother Lynn in a drunken rant after dinner at Beso. Audrina Patridge’s drunken mother is sorry. Specifically, with a lot to be sorry for, she apologises for getting wasted at Tuesday dinner with her daughter, in LA. During which time she was interviewed by Hollywood.TV. Speaking to the video agency, she [...]
