The father of Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino is being kind of a sell-out jerk and embarrassing his son on the Internet. Because that’s the go-to of old people when they’ve been slighted by the young; that ‘Webs’ place they’re always talking about. Late yesterday, Frank Sorrentino released a video saying his son abandoned their family [...]
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Uma Thurman Stars In Awful Print Adverts Too
Last week, the Internet screamed a collective ‘…The f**k is this?’ at their screens in response to Uma Thurman’s Schweppes commercial. The French promo showed Thurman as though drunk and sex-starved. It’s below as a reminder for anyone who missed it and yet won’t miss those 66 seconds of their life. Now there are two [...]
Bristol Palin Bought This With Her DWTS Money?
Bristol Palin has been spending her Dancing With The Stars money. Instead of using the entire paycheck for her kid’s college fund or something, she Teen Mom/ 16 & Pregnant‘d away the money. And by that I mean she used the money on frivolous, drastic cosmetic surgery even though she’s only 20. Last Fall, Levi [...]
Fergie Supposedly Paid $30,000 For This Face
Yeah. $30,000 real dollars. None of those dollars being singles. Nor crack money. The Black Eyed Peas front woman, who got tongues wagging with a ‘new face’ during a recent American Idol performance, reportedly paid $30,000 for her new face. I’m going to spit out right now that the source on this is wonky… Star [...]
Vanessa Hudgens Bemoans Her Obnoxious Fans
Vanessa Hudgens hates you, fans. As much as she hates having to get coverage for her pap smears, when she can make her own at home. She’s giving a bunch of increasingly-obnoxious interviews for the two movies she’s promoting at the moment (neither of which are noteworthy, you’re missing nothing). She gave an interview to the [...]
Cam Gigandet Dun Broke His Hurrrrrdo!!!!!!!!!
I’m not usually one to treat exclamation points like they’re the key to better faps, but in this case I thought I’d make an exception. The only reason I can easily put a face to this guy’s name is the abomination against cinema that was Burlesque; hardly his first movie (or television show for that [...]
