I just found these photos too and so I wanted to make it Dirty Pillows Monday ™. This day exists, to be clear, for no other reason than breasts demand their own posts. Penis rarely gets its own post. Dirty pillows, covered with nothing more than grandma’s fanciest tablecloth, need to be addressed in their [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Fail’
Jennifer Love Hewitt Lay In The Sun Too Long
Jennifer Love Hewitt has ruined this set of photos and, for that, I apologise on her behalf. Were it not for her egregious tan, she’d totally look topless. Right? I’m too tired and agitated right now to bother squinting. But, were you to have the persistence to squint through this entire set of photos, you’d [...]
Christina Aguilera Should Invest In Some Pants
Christina Aguilera is shown here at a taping for Extra With A.C. Slater, as he live-tweets her sweating fake tan onto studio furniture. Attempting to sit like a lady so we won’t be able to tell whether she shaved, unlike her upskirt during her walk of fame presentation, she kind of got upskirted again. This [...]
It Was Tacky When Heidi Montag Did It In 2008
After accepting a marriage proposal in a manner that looked suspiciously like a blow job from every angle, except it wasn’t, Hilary Duff has become Heidi Montag in a bid to stay relevant. Here’s Duff at some promotional event for a drinks company where she’s supposed to be bowling with melons displaying the company logo. [...]
January Jones Finds Comfort In Being Followed
January Jones suddenly loves the same paparazzi that I’m pretty sure she hated this time last year. Jones now claims that the paparazzi are the only free security detail a girl ever needs, because no self-respecting woman should take accountability for her safety by hiring/ using real security. ‘They’re always taking pictures while I’m walking [...]
Bristol Palin Needed Surgery That Changed Look
Bristol Palin has admitted to ordering her 2.0 face on eBay along with a 70′s Star Wars action figure (still in the packet) and a Hello Kitty lunchbox. We already knew that 20-year-old Palin used money that would have been better spent getting an education on plastic surgery. It was rumoured she’d had a nose [...]
