I’m so effing bent out of shape right now… that bastardo Hilary Duff has taken a gigantic doo-doo on the sacred image of Saint Angelina. I could just sh*t! [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
Duff and her fail BF, hockey player Mike Comrie, can be seen in the image above in their his-and-hers Brangelina and orphan Halloween [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Fail’
Fwat Da Kuck?!?
Lauren Conrad Likes Her Pimpmobiles As Fake As Her Orgasms
… or at least that is what I had heard [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Lauren Conrad, or L.C. from MTV’s The Hills, as she is better known, is too much of a poorper to afford the BITCHIN’ set of wheels she has been tooling around L.A. in.
According to Janet Charlton:
Lauren Conrad has been showing off around [...]
Ho, Ho, Ho! Oh No, Wait, That’s Not Right…
Tis the season to be ho-y!
HAPPY HO-lloween! [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
Power to the p*ssy or should that be p*ssy power… ’tis the season to be walking around with your coochy and your carefully positioned side-boob hanging out of your outfit right… right?!?
After all, what is HO-lloween without celebrities dressing like this is their one [...]
Hilary Duff Asks That You ‘Reach Out’ & Touch Her… But I Really Don’t Think That’s Wise
Don’t you dare ‘Reach Out’ and touch that bastardo Hilary Duff or her bastardized version of ‘Personal Jesus (Reach Out)’, by Depeche Mode [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Despite her demanding so, I would strongly advise that you do not reach out and touch Hilary Duff, or you might catch her sister’s horse fleas or her family’s [...]
Lauren Conrad… An Idiot? Get The Eff Out!
Lauren Conrad, or L.C. from MTV’s The Hills, as she is better known, made an appearance on David Letterman, click to watch the clip below [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
This may be news to some people reading this but the bulk of my time at home, on my PC, is spent on the Scientology.org website and [...]
Vanessa Hudgens Insists Nude Scandal Made Her Smarter
According to Vanessa Hudens, I and my gang of marauding-celeblog-wenches are the smartest mother chuckers walking the face of the earth [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
The logic being, according to Hudgens, that the whole nudie photo-scandal thing has made her a smarter and all-round wiser person - so does that mean you and I, chillin’ nekkid, [...]
Kerry Katona Knows How To Partaaay
Kerry Katona was on the UK’s ‘This Morning’ with Fern and Philip, earlier today, still feeling the affects of last nights partaaay [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Watching the video, as shown below, I couldn’t help thinking ‘Britney, is that you?’
As some of you may know, the slightly overly-tarted up strumpet in the screen-cap above [...]
Is A Sh*t Economy Really Such A Bad Thing…
…when it means that wh*res everywhere will have to get their booby-baring threads from someone other than the chinnier-half of Speidi?
There are multiple reports today that “Ho’-dy-wood”, the ‘fashion‘ line by Heidi Montslag is outta business… YAY ECONOMY! [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
The collection of clothes, which mixes street-walker chic with stunning moo-cow pattern outfits, met [...]
