In a series of bad puns about Justin Bieber saving the economy, Olivia Munn joked that there’d be no financial meltdown if irresponsible teenage mothers failed by sex education and MTV would just make more babies. Specifically using 17-year-old Bieber as an example because his mother, Patricia Lynn Mallette, was 18-years-old when she had him, Munn [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Fail’
Tara Reid Enters Celebrity Big Brother UK House
Can you even cope with how dumb this is? Ugh. I did wonder, along with everyone else, why would Tara Reid get married and engaged and shill honeymoon photos to Lies&Style on the same weekend. There’s a reason for the rushed wedding to a dude I suspect she took three days to learn the name [...]
Video Of Taylor Swift’s Wardrobe Malfunction
Taylor Swift had an upskirt/ wardrobe malfunction during a concert in St. Louis on Saturday. I don’t follow what she does, so her panties are the first I’ve seen of her since the end of Gyllenspoon. Swift was singing one of her dreary snogs about murdering an ex-boyfriend in his sleep when she walked to [...]
I Shall Lower My Goals, Work For Paula Abdul
Because it would be a fitting testament to my latent self-loathing, I want to abandon all that I have become and surrender myself to the power of Paula Abdul. I’m not kidding. No more working from home for me. No more naps, no more snack breaks, no more shirtless Sundays and pantless everydays. I’ll get [...]
Gwyneth Paltrow Prefers Crack To Pauper Food
I wish I were putting words into her mouth. But for some colourful paraphrasing, that’s a real quote from Gwyneth Paltrow. Did you know that your pauper food physically disgusts her? Did you even know you were a pauper? On all counts, shame on you! She would rather deign to smoke crack than eat anything [...]
Jesse James Is Cool With His Decision To Cheat
Jesse James is still a moral-free turd. This person has been speaking to the media again, promoting a new book I hope none of you buy. Somehow thinking that cheating and admitting it makes everything okay, as though NOT cheating were never an option, James once again excuses his bad behaviour. You see, as we [...]
