Sophie Monk joked, once before, that her girl junk got more love in the media than she did. She wasn’t wrong, one bit. I was minding my own business, checking out what pictures had been released this weekend, and I saw this. Kind of how Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez’s asses need to co-host their [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Fail’
Kate Beckinsale Digging Around in Her Cleavage
Kate Beckinsale is a woman after my own heart; there’s nothing I admire more than a woman who is not afraid to get to grips with her own assets, no matter who is watching. My ass isn’t going to scratch itself, regardless of whether you’re sitting in the room with me. Kate Beckinsale has the [...]
Justin Bieber in a Tattoo Parlor Getting Inked
Justin Bieber is one tough toddler: he’s potty-trained, eating solids, and only needs the lights on after watching a really scary movie. Bieber is 16-years-old; an age at which I gather it may have been illegal for Son of a Gun Tattoo Parlor, Toronto, Canada, to have tattooed him. Despite seeming to have broken the [...]
Jessica Alba’s Tramp Stamp and Booty Crack
I’m amused every time Jessica Alba leans over in front of the paparazzi and reveals her tramp stamp. Alba herself doesn’t particularly strike me as a tramp, you understand. However, this tattoo is decidedly tacky. The actress was pictured out with her daughter Honor Warren and husband Cash Warren in Soho, New York yesterday afternoon. [...]
Chris Brown Ranting and Cursing at Radio DJ
Chris Brown made a fool of himself, again. This time his actions were recorded. The entitled, pompous singer was supposed to be on Q94 WRVQ radio. He called the station as he was meant to promote an upcoming benefit concert. From the snippet of audio we hear that Brown lost his cool when discussion of [...]
Khloe Kardashian Taking a Nap on Kim’s Booty
Yeah, this sorta happened. Well, actually, we need to take a step back. Before Khloe Kardashian took a pretend nap, on the ass of Kim Kardashian, she gave it a good squeeze first. Yeah, nothing weird there. Khloe Kardashian touched her sister’s booty to make sure there wasn’t a bomb, or something else lumpy, in [...]
