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Sophie Monk’s Camel Toe Had a Great Workout

Sophie Monk joked, once before, that her girl junk got more love in the media than she did. She wasn’t wrong, one bit. I was minding my own business, checking out what pictures had been released this weekend, and I saw this. Kind of how Kim Kardashian and Jennifer Lopez’s asses need to co-host their own daytime talk show, Monk’s girl parts need some more solo airtime. The model seems to be taunting me… no… flat out goading me into writing a post about her camel toe. So, here you are, Monk. I’m a weak individual who can’t resist the urge to point and laugh at others’ inabilities to find pants that fit. You win.

Pictures show model Sophie Monk as she heads to the gym in West Hollywood, CA on May 21, 2010 where she and her camel toe got a jolly good workout.

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Kate Beckinsale Digging Around in Her Cleavage

Kate Beckinsale is a woman after my own heart; there’s nothing I admire more than a woman who is not afraid to get to grips with her own assets, no matter who is watching. My ass isn’t going to scratch itself, regardless of whether you’re sitting in the room with me. Kate Beckinsale has the same damn problem.

The 36-year-old was on the amfAR Cannes Gala red carpet, Thursday, when her right earring fell off and tried to make its escape down her cleavage. Realising it was getting away, she reached right in to her strapless bra and fished it out. The paparazzi were in full view and she played up the moment for their amusement.

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Justin Bieber in a Tattoo Parlor Getting Inked

Justin Bieber is one tough toddler: he’s potty-trained, eating solids, and only needs the lights on after watching a really scary movie. Bieber is 16-years-old; an age at which I gather it may have been illegal for Son of a Gun Tattoo Parlor, Toronto, Canada, to have tattooed him. Despite seeming to have broken the law, there are photos of Bieber laying in the shop itself. Yeah, I love for people to be taking pictures while I’m doing things that are illegal. For example, I stole a pen once and my friend filmed it on his iPhone. Wild times, dudes. Wild times.

The pictures of the tattoo actually surfaced in April of this year, prompting questions of whether it was real. If the parlour pictures are real… it seems so.

Bestweekever.tv has done the next, most legal, thing to laying our hands on Justin Bieber’s tattoo (technically illegal). We’ve got the photos to prove that his tattoo even exists, straight out of the Son of a Gun tattoo parlor in Toronto, Canada, where the 16-year-old Bieber dropped trou to receive his first tattoo, of a small bird on his hip.  Speculation arose alongside teenage shrieks of desire a few days ago when photos of Bieber playing football sans shirt on a Sydney beach surfaced. The small tattoo on his pelvis appears to be [...] a bird in flight. Turns out it’s a Bieber tradition, as many members of his family sport bird tattoos on their wrist. Justin’s dad Jeremy Bieber was alongside Justin as the tattoo artist went to work, defacing the body of America’s sole angel. [Best Week Ever]

There are two pictures of the Bieber tattoo; one getting inked and one after.

Jessica Alba’s Tramp Stamp and Booty Crack

I’m amused every time Jessica Alba leans over in front of the paparazzi and reveals her tramp stamp. Alba herself doesn’t particularly strike me as a tramp, you understand. However, this tattoo is decidedly tacky. The actress was pictured out with her daughter Honor Warren and husband Cash Warren in Soho, New York yesterday afternoon. The star lent over to give her little girl a kiss and showed the bow tattoo on her lower back. I can’t remember the exact story of when, where, and why, she got that monstrosity. But one could suppose narcotics or strong liquor of some description were involved in getting something that tacky inked on herself until the end of time. It’s the dumbest tattoo since I got my very own BUM FIGHTS tattoo on my forehead for a buck fiddy and a blunt.

Chris Brown Ranting and Cursing at Radio DJ

Chris Brown made a fool of himself, again. This time his actions were recorded. The entitled, pompous singer was supposed to be on Q94 WRVQ radio. He called the station as he was meant to promote an upcoming benefit concert. From the snippet of audio we hear that Brown lost his cool when discussion of his sales came up. The rant is edited only to remove dead air, the DJ clarifies on Twitter, so we do have the full context. This wasn’t the first time he’d gotten his panties in a bunch over sales. He ranted on Twitter over an imaginary Wal-Mart ban, he also begged his own fans to buy his records when they weren’t selling.

In the clip he is ranting and cursing at DJ Kash, for not playing his tracks. Kash justifies this by saying that his tracks aren’t in demand, asking Brown his current single’s chart position. Unable to answer, this conversation followed.

    Brown is heard telling the DJ, “All I’m saying is that you don’t play my s**t. What number is it (my song) at? It don’t matter. Why am I even doing this interview? I ain’t doing this s**t.” Kash later explained he received a number of phone calls from officials at Brown’s Jive record label apologising for the star’s behaviour, “Shout out to every one at Jive for all of the apology phone calls I received for their artist acting like a diva. I’m pretty sure I won the award for quickest interview ever.”

    Kash played the pre-recorded interview back to listeners, and explained his surprise when Brown began shouting at him for no reason.  He said, “Chris Brown was going to come in today to do an interview to promote his [benefit concert for Haiti in Richmond, VA]… But before we could even get into the interview, homeboy starts yelling at me, wondering why we don’t play his records. And I said, Mr Chris Brown… you just don’t have any hits and that’s just the truth. You don’t have any hits right now.’ And… from there the whole interview just goes south.” [Contact Music]

    Image credit to Diane Cohen/Fame Pictures. Story Contact Music, Bark Bite.

    Khloe Kardashian Taking a Nap on Kim’s Booty

    Yeah, this sorta happened. Well, actually, we need to take a step back. Before Khloe Kardashian took a pretend nap, on the ass of Kim Kardashian, she gave it a good squeeze first. Yeah, nothing weird there. Khloe Kardashian touched her sister’s booty to make sure there wasn’t a bomb, or something else lumpy, in there. She then played like she was going to have a restful sleepy bye-byes.

    The sisters were at the Tuesday night launch of Beach Bunny Swimwear’s newest Beverly Hills boutique. Khloe Kardashian wrote about it on her website.

    Our friends came out for the event and we had a blast. At one point I got really tired so I had to take a nap on Kim’s booty — it really does make the best pillow haha. These long days are killing me!!! [Khloe Kardashian]

    There are pictures of all three Kardashian sisters at the event, in the gallery.

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