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Salma Hayek is Scared to Death of this Snake

Jun 10th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Click to play and watch Salma Hayek scream and jump around, scared to death.

Salma Hayek was giving an interview with Extra, promoting her new movie Grown Ups, along with co-stars Maria Bello and Maya Rudolph. The three women were giving some asinine interview about something or another, but no one cares about that. Yeah, despite the presence of Salma Hayek’s breasts in this movie, it’s pretty safe to assume that no one is going to watch it. But, that’s less amusing than the actress screaming like an escaped mental patient.

Mid-interview, the women were blathering and a snake decided to slither in and spice up the party. Upon seeing a snake, described in terms I’d previously only heard attributed to dildos (long and thick), Hayek freaked the heck out. All the women, sensibly, climbed onto their chairs initially. Hayek then climbed on top of Rudolph as though she was a magic, unbreakable, snake-proof shield…

Christina Ricci’s Underboob is Looking at You

Jun 3rd, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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I’m stumped. I don’t even know any more. I’m pretty sure these celebrities are actually having meetings about how to push my buttons, and are flat-out trying to provoke me, at this point. I would take this as a personal challenge to write 500 words on the joys of underboob, but I’m tired and boob jokes are less funny when you have a pair yourself. All I will say is this, and it’s for your own safety: as with sentient weaves, you must never EVER look directly at someone’s under boob.

Photos show Ricci at the closing gala for Marina Abramovic’s MOMA show, Tues..

Paris Hilton Showing her Backside… Once Again

Jun 3rd, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Paris Hilton is still acting like a ridiculous individual. Hilton was spotted, only May 21, at a pAArty flashing her bare ass (and while in the company of her whole immediate family none the less). She has now been seen doing the same, again.

This time, she had the good grace not to flash her soggy ass in the presence of her own mother; just in front of a crowd watching Ne-Yo perform Miss Independent at Surrender nightclub, in Las Vegas, mid-week. With a room full of people and cameras by the dozen looking on, Hilton danced around and lifted her dress so high you could see her black thong under a dress of the same colour.


Paris Hilton being a ridiculous, shameless, whore… again (from 30 secs in).

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Jamie Lee Curtis is Taking Your Picture… Smile

Jun 3rd, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Pretty much every celebrity under the sun has tried this tactic at some point.

They’re basically stalked by the paparazzi day-in day-out. Fed up of quite so much attention, on occasion, they start taking pictures too. This seems like a rather flawed plan, as all they’ll end up doing is filling up their iPhones with pictures of lardo paps with a bunch of coffee and chocolate spills down their chins. I don’t want that crap in my phone, but then I always was a woman with more exacting tastes. Curtis is watching… she’s looking right at you… smile, yo.

Photos show Jamie Lee Curtis, taking pictures of the paparazzi with her phone, after she paid a visit to a medical building in Beverly Hills, CA, on June 2, 2010.

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Eminem Stills Owns and Uses a CD Player… Ooh

Jun 1st, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Eminem still owns and uses a portable CD player. Moreover, he owns a CD player and actually uses the thing in public. Further still, he has the nerve to use technology from 2003 with Beats by Dr. Dre headphones (that every singer and their mother has been whoring in their videos for the last three years).

Seriously, though… do any of y’all still have one of these? I don’t even have a dust-covered one in my cupboards, somewhere. Man, flashbacks of skipping discs and cracked jewel cases. My mind… it is blown. Pictures show Eminem with a portable CD player as he arrives at his hotel in Paris, France on May 31, 2010.

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Two-Year-Old Chain Smoker Puffs 40 Cigs a Day

May 27th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Ardi Rizal, a two-year-old from Musi Banyuasin, Indonesia, is a chain smoker.

What the heck is this crap? This is from yesterday, but I had my BS-o-Meter cranked up too high and this never even made it near me. According to  TIME magazine, who posted the video above, and The Sun, this two-year-old boy from Musi Banyuasin, Indonesia, is a chain-smoking nicotine addict. Ew, how gross.

The toddler, Ardi Rizal, is said by his mother to smoke around 40-cigarettes-per-day and throw tantrums and become physically ill if he doesn’t get his fix (he favours one certain brand). The same woman clarifies it was her bonehead husband who got the boy hooked, after giving him a smoke aged only 18-months.

The 4stone (56lbs) child was recorded by the media as he played with the cancer sticks and watched on as fitter kids played around him. Officials have offered to buy his parents a car if they can get him to stop smoking. However, his fishmonger father says the boy looks healthy and he doesn’t see a problem.

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