Robert Pattinson is defending Kristen Stewart. You may recall that when asked about media intrusion, Stewart made a comment likening her encounters with paparazzi to rape. Related groups were up in arms, in neatly-worded statements, but only after being asked for comments by the press, clarifies Pattinson. “None of those associations came out and gave [...]
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Jake Gyllenhaal Checking Out Some Girl’s Butt
Now here’s a sentence I never thought I’d say: Jake Gyllenhaal was checking out some girl’s ass. Uhuh. We are all so used to seeing pictures of Gyllenhaal in sausage-fest after sausage-fest. It’s pretty rare to see pictures of him around any women at all. I’d totally have kept the word ‘ass’ in that sentence, [...]
Tori Spelling is Signing her Stupidly-Named Book
Tori Spelling looks utterly terrifying, as she promotes her third book. As I mentioned before, yeah, it’s got the stupid name of Uncharted TerriTORI. No idea why she finds her own name all that fascinating… because it’s not really. If her name rhymed with that of one’s private parts/ a swear then I’d give her [...]
Danielle Staub Home on Sale for $1.095 Million
Danielle Staub is the second Real Housewife of New Jersey, in as many weeks, to put her lavish home up for sale on the open market. 47-year-old Staub, whose tape Danielle Staub Raw was released in full yesterday, has put her house up for sale. Unlike the sale for RHONJ co-star Teresa Giudice, Staub isn’t [...]
Robert Pattinson Thinks He’ll Pass Away Age 30
Robert Pattinson has wrestled Megan Fox to the ground and taken, by brute force, the title of Most Asinine Celebrity. While Megan Fox is busy backpedaling on all her blathering/ flat out lying to the press, Robert Pattinson is still talking about whatever pops into his head mid-interview. For example, there’s an interview with the [...]
Teresa Giudice’s Home on Sale for $3,999,999
…because I need to be able to get that change from $4million. It was revealed this week, by the RHONJ herself on her Twitter, that snobbish, ridiculous Teresa Giudice and her husband were bankrupt. Their expenses far outstripped both their earnings and her spending was out of control. I point out that she was snobby [...]
