Whitney Port has, like, total sympathy for those of us who stuff chocolates into our mouths 15 at a time for s**ts and giggles. Whew, it’s good to know someone feels our pain. The reality star, of The City-fame, shared her revelations on her official blog. In a post detailing the fun she had with [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Fail’
A Desperate Famewhore is Acting Desperate…
I remember reading on EvilBeetGossip.com, a few years back, before I started my own celebrity blog, a post in which she lampooned the desperation of a PR person emailing her about their client; the person was a pseudo-celebrity with a promotional person vapid enough to not know the difference between a celebrity blog and a [...]
Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom’s Giant Lunch
Hayden Pantyliner isn’t the only one who’s coupled with a giant man who must grind her hip bones into a fine powder each time they hit the sack. Here are some new candids of Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom after eating a lunch of virgins and small furry animals. The couple, who presumably make sweet, [...]
Annalynne McCord Has No Idea We’re Watching
I need to start a ‘famewhore’ or ‘camerawhore’ tag for posts like this. Every second hour of the day, there are new pictures of some d-lister mugging for the cameras as though the flash of the bulb were their elixir of life and they may well die without it. With that in mind here is [...]
Cristiano Ronaldo Doing This… for the Cameras
Cristiano Ronaldo must have the worst jock itch ever, to not be able to stop doing this when he knows the cameras are watching. The oily man-tan grease must have leaked all the way down into his special places and caused an unsightly rash that needed soothing with haste. Yeah, that’s totally what’s going on [...]
Scarlett Johansson Says She Earned Tony Award
Scarlett Johansson is firing back at critics who argue acting with your cleavage shouldn’t earn you a Tony Award. Some are saying that Jonansson deserves no awards of any kind until she eats a sammich and gains back her curves. I concur, and shall set about force-feeding her while you stare at these pretty pictures. [...]
