Vanessa Hudgens is pretending she doesn’t like paparazzi. Moreover, she’s pretending not to like cameras, when we all know that’s not entirely true. This is the woman, if you’ll remember, who posed for a$$ naked self-portraits for boyfriend Zac Efron; a boyfriend who may or may not even like vagina. So, when clothed no less, [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Fail’
Christina Ricci’s Girls Might Be Cold. Maybe.
To be honest, I probably wouldn’t have noticed this if it weren’t for my ever-helpful picture agency circling the $hit out of celebrity skin. They’ve changed things up from a red circle of death, to a jolly yellow. How nice. This time, in order to prevent anyone from losing an eye, we’re informed that while [...]
Christina Aguilera Pulling Her Best Stank Face
Christina Aguilera looks like her ride home stinks of old feet and unicorn farts. The singer, and her Hooker Barbie Edition Clip-ins ™, was seen leaving BOA steakhouse in West Hollywood, CA on August 13. I’ve never been to one of these places before, but can I safely assume that BOA serves Spam while kicking [...]
Teresa Giudice in World’s Saddest Commercial
Teresa Giudice Sizzle Tans commercial video is the tackiest/ saddest thing ever. Teresa Giudice is broke and appears to be forcibly selling her home and its furnishings/ other items which could earn the bank back money it lost when she went bankrupt. Giudice denies the selling of her home, and she also denies that the [...]
Ryan Phillippe is Feeling Breezy. Really Breezy.
The guys of Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, Michael Cera, Jason Schwartzman, and Chris Evans, aren’t the only ones who have the pleasure of feeling the cool air of the afternoon blowing against their nethers. Ryan Phillippe is joining the fun. Phillippe was photographed at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association’s Annual Installation Luncheon at The [...]
Justin Timberlake Directs Awful Commercials
‘Let Them Eat Cake’ 901 Silver Tequila advert directed by Justin Timberlake. Justin Timberlake is revealed to be something of a sadomasochist, in his directing of these mercilessly awful commercials. In the adverts, the first two of which were found on Cele|Bitchy, the actor-turned-singer-turned-actor (whatever) tries his hand at directing several ad spots for his [...]
