Diddy shared a story with Radar about how desperate one particular woman was to get into his White Party.

Diddy’s White Parties involve a bunch of people, head-to-toe in white, wearing lots of bling, bobbing around to songs from 2007. Or that’s what I gathered from the live UStream Ashton Kutcher did of one of the parties in the Summer.

Despite not being that interesting, and more of a chance for a groupie to get ahead, one woman was prepared to stop at nothing to get in. Diddy told Radar Online in a video, about one woman in attendance who showed up in a non-white outfit. She was told she was not getting in, even if she was wearing solid gold panties. The rapper/ producer shared that the woman stripped naked and wrapped herself in white towel and was allowed to enter. She may have been nude underneath, in front of all those guests, but he says he wasn’t mad at her.

Image credit to Girlie/Fame Pictures. Story & info. Radar Online.

Robert Pattinson has finally admitted what all of us knew the first time we clapped eyes on his nasty locks and all their greasy, drippy goodness.

Robert Pattinson doesn’t need to admit he has a negligible sense of his hygiene. His fans know they need to don sowesters or something else, to help fend off the rivers of grease dripping from his nasty mane. His fans are buying ridiculous things like shower curtains and panties with his face on, knowing he probably smells like day old armpit. However, none of them seem to care too much.

The Twilight Saga star says that his sense of personal hygiene is totally nasty and putrid, that he smells, and that he hardly ever changes his clothes.

In an interview posted by UK’s New! magazine, Pattinson says that he rarely changes his clothes. “These jeans are a few days old,” he says. “But the top is probably fresh because it gets to the point where even I can’t stand the air around me. I don’t know, my personal hygiene – it’s so disgusting!” He explains that his constant travel schedule pares down his wardrobe quite a bit.” (via Us)

Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story and info. Us and New magazine.

Shakira appeared on Spanish TV show El Hormiguero and she looked rather bemused by her own styling.

Shakira was the guest star on TV show El Hormiguero, in Madrid, Spain. For her appearance, the songstress wore a grey ripped jacket with the arms slit to the elbow, and her hair in twists to resemble a dread-locked style.

If you can stand the LOLS and the terrible, terrible hair see nine more photos.

Image credit to ENF/Fame Pictures.

Kristin Cavallari over-sharing with a story about her tampon string hanging out.

Kristin Cavallari told Us magazine about a time she had a tampon string disaster on a photo shoot.

The star of MTV’s The Hills wasn’t brought back because she’s a pretty face, or because they’d run out of love triangles and wanted her to start working her way back around the cast again. Cavallari was brought back for her big ol’ mouth.

This is demonstrated in a delightfully awkward story she shared with Us. She recalled a time during a photo shoot with skimpy lingerie, where her tampon string was mistaken for a loose thread, with humiliating consequences.

The Shake Weight has cranked up the icky-factor, by releasing their product for men.

The Shake Weight for men is another horrifying device that looks like a sex-aid on steroids. It claims to give you a great arm workout, and help you to buff up. But let’s face it, if this kind of arm-wrenching/ pumping action worked, every man in the world would already have arms of steel. The only reason anyone would buy a H-nd Job in a Box is to scare someone a little early, before Halloween.

The women’s version was ridiculous. No woman with any self respect would go near this product. Or at least she would not admit, to any sexually-active male, that she enjoyed using it. She’d never get rid of him, or his suggestive remarks about a cheaper model she could use that works just as well.

As for the male version, it’s actually too hard to watch the infomercial, with all of those over-lubed men. If you’d like to know what people really think about this product, see below.

Funny or Die parody video, for the same product called the Rod Quake 3000.

Image via Tiny Pic. Story via Consumerist, Shake Weight, Funny or Die.

Sienna Miller was savaged in the media for the second time this week. This time it was for her acting in a Broadway show, After Miss Julie.

Earlier in the week Sienna Miller’s alleged sexual escapades were listed, and seemingly mocked, by the NY Times. Their piece was intended to serve as a profile, not a character assassination. However, you’d never have known it from the way it was written. You’d think her vagina had killed people, as bad a reputation as it has. I have it on good authority that her privates have never harmed anyone who wasn’t asking for it.

Today, a series of reviews are out about the actress and most of them are not so kind. This time the critics have done a little thinking outside the box. Rather than whine about her WVS (Wandering Vagina Syndrome), they are slaying her performance in a Broadway show, After Miss Julie.

The actress, best known in the UK media for her romance with ex-flame Jude Law, was called an assortment of names. None of them were pet names, or other oddly over-familiar monikers. She was labelled everything from a novice to flat out poor. Previews began Sept 18. Oct. 22 was the opening night performance, watched by names including US Vogue editor Anna Wintour.

More on what the critics had to say below. Also, six photos of Sienna Miller as she leaves from the stage door of her Broadway play, After Miss Julie, performance on Oct. 4, New York City, New York.

• New York Times reviewer Ben Brantley, Broadway’s most influential critic, admitted he had been “rooting” for Sienna.  But he wrote: “If [After Miss] Julie is written as clashing chords of conflicted impulses, Ms Miller plays them like a novice at a piano, plunking down each note loudly and individually.”
• Terry Teachout, from The Wall Street Journal, was equally scathing, writing the following on the actress: “As for Ms Miller, a model-turned second-tier movie star, all she does is stalk around the stage striking vampy poses but the truth is she has no more business playing a classic stage role than I have posing for the cover of Vogue.”

Image credit to CWNY/Fame Pictures. Story Metro, Guardian, Daily Mail.

Mickey Rourke was spotted in New York City on October 13, 2009, working a new fashion trend that I really hope catches on with the less-attractive celebrities. He was wearing his hat pulled right down, and his sunglasses over the top of them, thus obscuring most of his face.

Six photos of actor Mickey Rourke walking in New York City, yesterday, below.

Image credit to AAR/Fame Pictures.

….and by “Wasn’t Justin Timberlake Good-looking Once?” I mean of course didn’t he used to be perpetually shirtless, smeared in Bacon Lube, sprinkled with Jelly Babies and plastered on the cover of Rolling Stone and the like.

For a brief period in my late-teens, just before I stopped wearing black head-to-to and just after I decided Saint Angelina wasn’t quite hot enough to turn me to the other side, Timberlake was rather a hot piece. He was ripped, tanned and spent enormous amounts of time not looking douchey. It was a wonderful time.

Any-hoo, that wonderful point in history is over and Timberlake seems to have been swapped with a pale homeless person with a pesky astigmatism. I hear the lack of hotness is only temporary. So let us sit and wait for him to remember that when he puts his mind to it, he is entirely rather do-able.

Image credit to CWNY/Fame Pictures.

Aubrey O’Day has defended herself against comments on certain websites that she should not be using hair dye products to colour her dog’s fur.

The singer, formerly of Danity Kane and now all about flashing that there vagina, has fought back and said that her dog is into changing up its look and enjoys having its master tart it up for different occasions.

The 27-year-old, who is old enough to know better and find more constructive things to do with her time, says she sees no harm and is just having a little fun with her one-year-old teacup Maltese, Ginger.

“She likes to have looks,” O’Day tells Us magazine. “It actually seems like such a taboo weird thing nowadays, but if you research online, you will see a whole underworld of dogs who are dyed.”

O’Day tells Us she makes sure her vet approves any of the dyes she uses. She says she normally dyes Ginger while she’s asleep because it’s “hassle-free and she doesn’t even know [it's happening].” She continues, “I do it like anyone would color hair. She sits on my lap, and I have a brush, and I paint it on and use foils. [Ginger] loves attention and because she’s colored and has different outfits, she gets so much of it. She prefers it.”

Image credit to GG/ Flynet Online.

I’m going to approach this post like I would getting into a scolding hot bath full of water. Jump in, get it over with and then jump the eff back out. I’d read this quote and found it quite arresting. Take it for what it is and do me the favour of laying off the racial sass in the comment section.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak and her busted ass weave (that she seems not to be able to explain away) say they don’t date black men. For some reason she chose to tell this to Essence magazine. Yes, that popular African American-focused magazine.

“…I don’t date Black men. I never have. It’s not a prejudice. It’s just a personal preference. People always think that Big Papa is Black. I don’t know why. I’ve never dated a Black man. It’s not to say it wouldn’t happen in the future, but at this time, I never have.” (via Essence)

Image credit to CWNY/Fame Pictures.