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	<title>Amy Grindhouse &#187; Fail</title>
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		<title>PETA Reacts To Mischa Barton Raw Steak Shoot</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Oct 2011 10:53:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Grindhouse</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mischa Barton]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reacting only because they were asked for comment by TooFab.com, PETA has issued a statement about the Mischa Barton shoot with Tyler Shields for which the two posed with raw steak. PETA&#8217;s statement: &#8216;This raw meat stuff is getting old and may not only hurt and kill cows, it may hurt Mischa, because  so much [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tyler Shields&#8217; Meat In Mischa Barton&#8217;s Mouth</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 01:46:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Grindhouse</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mischa Barton]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s another ludicrous shoot The Poor Man&#8217;s Uncle Terry &#8482; did with the light settings still jacked on his smartphone. These are newly-released photos Tyler Shields did with Mischa Barton after being harassed into doing so by randoms who ran a foreign Barton fan club. Shields explained: &#8216;So one day out of the blue I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>David Boreanaz Affair &#8216;A Bonding Experience&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 12:05:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Grindhouse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not even in the mood for shenanigans today&#8230; so I&#8217;m going to glaze over this as indelicately as I can before retreating to my happy place (my cave&#8230; a penguin is my spirit animal). Cheating David Boreanaz is thrilled that wife Jaime Bergman, mother to his son Jaden, 9, and daughter Bella, 2, is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Poor Man&#8217;s Uncle Terry Got Death Threats</title>
		<link>http://amygrindhouse.com/tyler-shields-death-threats.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:27:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Grindhouse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tyler Shields admitted the real reason he apologised for the domestic violence photos&#8230; death threats. That&#8217;s irony right? I mean actual irony, in its proper sense. Threats of actual harm or death because of perceived glorification of domestic violence. I covered this already, sort of. However, only today did I learn about this statement from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tyler Shields Sorry For Domestic Violence Photo</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2011 01:22:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Grindhouse</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fail]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Heather Morris of Glee posed for a domestic violence-theme photo shoot with Tyler Shields. In the photos, she appeared to have a black eye and/ or have been beaten with an iron that served as a prop. She was dressed as a housewife, posing with household items while beaten, bound, and restrained. I think Shields [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Heather Morris In New Tyler Shields Photo Shoot</title>
		<link>http://amygrindhouse.com/heather-morris-tyler-shields.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Sep 2011 01:31:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Grindhouse</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Picture Galleries]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t really know what to make of this photo shoot of Glee&#8217;s Heather Morris with Tyler Shields, except to say it&#8217;s basic as f**k. The theme is &#8216;Even Barbie bruises.&#8217; Or something. I was so distracted by the off-key domestic violence subtext, I couldn&#8217;t make more of it. That&#8217;s what this shoot is, right? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Olivia Munn Wants Teens To Get Knocked-Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 02:28:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Grindhouse</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a series of bad puns about Justin Bieber saving the economy, Olivia Munn joked that there&#8217;d be no financial meltdown if irresponsible teenage mothers failed by sex education and MTV would just make more babies. Specifically using 17-year-old Bieber as an example because his mother, Patricia Lynn Mallette, was 18-years-old when she had him, Munn [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tara Reid Enters Celebrity Big Brother UK House</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Aug 2011 13:47:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Grindhouse</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fail]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can you even cope with how dumb this is? Ugh. I did wonder, along with everyone else, why would Tara Reid get married and engaged and shill honeymoon photos to Lies&#38;Style on the same weekend. There&#8217;s a reason for the rushed wedding to a dude I suspect she took three days to learn the name [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Video Of Taylor Swift&#8217;s Wardrobe Malfunction</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 03:33:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Grindhouse</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Taylor Swift]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Taylor Swift had an upskirt/ wardrobe malfunction during a concert in St. Louis on Saturday. I don&#8217;t follow what she does, so her panties are the first I&#8217;ve seen of her since the end of Gyllenspoon. Swift was singing one of her dreary snogs about murdering an ex-boyfriend in his sleep when she walked to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Shall Lower My Goals, Work For Paula Abdul</title>
		<link>http://amygrindhouse.com/paula-abdul-warrior-survivor-gift.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Aug 2011 00:44:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Grindhouse</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fail]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Because it would be a fitting testament to my latent self-loathing, I want to abandon all that I have become and surrender myself to the power of Paula Abdul. I&#8217;m not kidding. No more working from home for me. No more naps, no more snack breaks, no more shirtless Sundays and pantless everydays. I&#8217;ll get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gwyneth Paltrow Prefers Crack To Pauper Food</title>
		<link>http://amygrindhouse.com/gwyneth-paltrow-crack.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jul 2011 04:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Grindhouse</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Gwyneth Paltrow]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wish I were putting words into her mouth. But for some colourful paraphrasing, that&#8217;s a real quote from Gwyneth Paltrow. Did you know that your pauper food physically disgusts her? Did you even know you were a pauper? On all counts, shame on you! She would rather deign to smoke crack than eat anything [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jesse James Is Cool With His Decision To Cheat</title>
		<link>http://amygrindhouse.com/jesse-james-cheat.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 09:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Grindhouse</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fail]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Jesse James is still a moral-free turd. This person has been speaking to the media again, promoting a new book I hope none of you buy. Somehow thinking that cheating and admitting it makes everything okay, as though NOT cheating were never an option, James once again excuses his bad behaviour. You see, as we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You&#8217;re Going To Need To Squint At These Too</title>
		<link>http://amygrindhouse.com/eva-mendes-dress.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 09:01:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Grindhouse</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Eva Mendes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just found these photos too and so I wanted to make it Dirty Pillows Monday &#8482;. This day exists, to be clear, for no other reason than breasts demand their own posts. Penis rarely gets its own post. Dirty pillows, covered with nothing more than grandma&#8217;s fanciest tablecloth, need to be addressed in their [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jennifer Love Hewitt Lay In The Sun Too Long</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jun 2011 08:40:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Grindhouse</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Jennifer Love Hewitt]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jennifer Love Hewitt has ruined this set of photos and, for that, I apologise on her behalf. Were it not for her egregious tan, she&#8217;d totally look topless. Right? I&#8217;m too tired and agitated right now to bother squinting. But, were you to have the persistence to squint through this entire set of photos, you&#8217;d [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christina Aguilera Should Invest In Some Pants</title>
		<link>http://amygrindhouse.com/christina-aguilera-extra.html</link>
		<comments>http://amygrindhouse.com/christina-aguilera-extra.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jun 2011 00:24:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Grindhouse</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Christina Aguilera]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Christina Aguilera is shown here at a taping for Extra With A.C. Slater, as he live-tweets her sweating fake tan onto studio furniture. Attempting to sit like a lady so we won&#8217;t be able to tell whether she shaved, unlike her upskirt during her walk of fame presentation, she kind of got upskirted again. This [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It Was Tacky When Heidi Montag Did It In 2008</title>
		<link>http://amygrindhouse.com/hilary-duff-sobe.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 13:24:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Grindhouse</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fail]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[After accepting a marriage proposal in a manner that looked suspiciously like a blow job from every angle, except it wasn&#8217;t, Hilary Duff has become Heidi Montag in a bid to stay relevant. Here&#8217;s Duff at some promotional event for a drinks company where she&#8217;s supposed to be bowling with melons displaying the company logo. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>January Jones Finds Comfort In Being Followed</title>
		<link>http://amygrindhouse.com/january-jones-paparazzi.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 May 2011 15:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Grindhouse</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[January Jones]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[January Jones suddenly loves the same paparazzi that I&#8217;m pretty sure she hated this time last year. Jones now claims that the paparazzi are the only free security detail a girl ever needs, because no self-respecting woman should take accountability for her safety by hiring/ using real security. &#8216;They&#8217;re always taking pictures while I&#8217;m walking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bristol Palin Needed Surgery That Changed Look</title>
		<link>http://amygrindhouse.com/bristol-palin-admits-surgery.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 18:16:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Grindhouse</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bristol Palin has admitted to ordering her 2.0 face on eBay along with a 70&#8242;s Star Wars action figure (still in the packet) and a Hello Kitty lunchbox. We already knew that 20-year-old Palin used money that would have been better spent getting an education on plastic surgery. It was rumoured she&#8217;d had a nose [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Situation&#8217;s Father Is A Decent Human Being</title>
		<link>http://amygrindhouse.com/the-situation-blow-job.html</link>
		<comments>http://amygrindhouse.com/the-situation-blow-job.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 02:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Grindhouse</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fail]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The father of Mike &#8216;The Situation&#8217; Sorrentino is being kind of a sell-out jerk and embarrassing his son on the Internet. Because that&#8217;s the go-to of old people when they&#8217;ve been slighted by the young; that &#8216;Webs&#8217; place they&#8217;re always talking about. Late yesterday, Frank Sorrentino released a video saying his son abandoned their family [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Uma Thurman Stars In Awful Print Adverts Too</title>
		<link>http://amygrindhouse.com/uma-thurman-schweppes.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 03:52:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amy Grindhouse</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[TV]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last week, the Internet screamed a collective &#8216;&#8230;The f**k is this?&#8217; at their screens in response to Uma Thurman&#8217;s Schweppes commercial. The French promo showed Thurman as though drunk and sex-starved. It&#8217;s below as a reminder for anyone who missed it and yet won&#8217;t miss those 66 seconds of their life. Now there are two [...]]]></description>
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