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Jen Suffers The Wrath Of Saint Brangelina

Jennifer Aniston received a pissy phone call from Brad Pitt, after she went crying to Vogue Magazine about how she got effed over, when the pair split [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
According to the Sun Times:

One would have to assume Pitt’s irritation was due to Aniston’s comment that it was ”uncool” Jolie came clean about falling [...]

Jennifer Aniston’s Nips Are Subtle

You know, that is what I have always loved about Jennifer Aniston, her inappropriate nips are always there when trouble arises. Like an old faithful dog that scratches at your door when there is a fire [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Aniston and her inappropriate nips went on a very subtle lunch at The Ivy - to let [...]

Criss Angel’s Show ‘Believe’ Is Fail

Criss Angel and his goofy man bangs are teh EPIC fail. It’s official [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
According to Fox News’ Pop Tarts:
The only thing magically disappearing during Criss Angel’s new collaboration with Cirque du Soleil’s “Believe” is the audience.
The show officially premiered last Friday, but even through the preview runs the performance garnered quite a few boos [...]

Heidi Klum Blames Assistant For Blasphemous Costume… Nice

Heidi Klum blew all the wannabes outta the water with her mother EFFING AWESOME Halloween costume… only problem is that some people, namely Hindu leaders, found the get-up a smidgen blasphemous [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
The religious leaders ask that Klum apologise for the offense caused:
“Goddess Kali is highly revered in Hinduism and she is meant [...]

Fwat Da Kuck?!?

I’m so effing bent out of shape right now… that bastardo Hilary Duff has taken a gigantic doo-doo on the sacred image of Saint Angelina. I could just sh*t! [Website – Amy Grindhouse]
Duff and her fail BF, hockey player Mike Comrie, can be seen in the image above in their his-and-hers Brangelina and orphan Halloween [...]

Lauren Conrad Likes Her Pimpmobiles As Fake As Her Orgasms

… or at least that is what I had heard [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Lauren Conrad, or L.C. from MTV’s The Hills, as she is better known, is too much of a poorper to afford the BITCHIN’ set of wheels she has been tooling around L.A. in.
According to Janet Charlton:
Lauren Conrad has been showing off around [...]