Posts Tagged ‘Courtney Stodden’

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It’s alleged that Kris Jenner produced the tape that made Kimmode a household name. Even going so far as to allegedly demand re-shoots when the first takes weren’t pretty enough. In that same vein, Courtney Stodden’s mother produced her own kid’s sex tape is how I’m choosing to interpret this. Last week, precisely no one cared when Stodden announced her tape to E! News while reading from the Farrah Abraham Playbook. She made some convoluted claim that it was only for her enjoyment but I’m assuming she would sell it if VIVID had another million to burn. So here’s the mother who pimped her underage kid to a predator on the Internet talking about how sex tapes are like Tumblrs and every teenager has one: ‘A lot of people in their private lives have probably have done some sort of sex tape,’ says momager Krista. ‘The key is private.’ Because no one’s offered a penny so far, here’s Krista pretending this wasn’t a publicity stunt: ‘Courtney has always been honest with the public… She was asked if she would ever do a sex tape. She answered honestly saying ‘I have a private one and yes I intend to keep it that way.’’

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Courtney Stodden recently made a video in which she portrayed some convoluted alter ego in what I assumed was a cry for help. And she just made another video that I can only assume will be played to her therapist one day when she’s explaining why her parents handed her over to the guy who groomed her over the Internet. This time, rather than ‘Courtina’ she’s playing ‘Courtland’ who has this to say: ‘Let me just say two words. Courtney Stodden. Do I have to go any further? She’s my sister. She is a slut.’ Explaining that Courtland’ and Courtney are half-sisters, she continues ‘At least I have half of my f**king dignity left.’ But her mother says this isn’t portending a psychotic break. NAH! Instead, it’s ‘funny because she doesn’t take herself too seriously. She wanted to get dirty for fun.’ Her mother Krista continues, ‘[My daughter's] She’s more than just beautiful, she’s edgy. She also says that Courtney understands her critics. She’s showing the world she can put herself in other people’s places. It is a reversal for her.’

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I guess only one of Courtney Stodden’s personalities was groomed over the Internet when she met and married Doug Hutchison. The rest of her personalities are working out their daddy issues by bouncing Victoria’s Secret around on YouTube. Whatever this is, the look on her dog’s face says the dog does NOT have time for this. Stodden’s insane video entitled ‘My Sister Courtina’ is below.

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Courtney Stodden’s mother has given another interview in which she promotes herself and her special snowflake who’s actually posing nude and revealing herself to be mottled and flat-chested because it’s not pimping unless someone’s hiding their vulva with empty gift boxes. In an interview promoting nothing worthwhile, Stodden herself says: ‘Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful. Women can be sexy and beautiful; I know it makes a lot of women mad.’ Her mother continues, apparently wishing mental health issues, drink and drug issues, and early entry into the 27 Club on her own daughter, ‘Courtney is the new Anna Nicole Smith, without the drugs. Everyone wants to be like Marilyn Monroe, but with Courtney the beauty comes from within… like Pam Anderson and Farrah Fawcett… It won’t be 15 minutes of fame because it’s an evergreen story. Courtney is so intriguing; she’s almost an addiction for people. Her light shines. When she walks into an event, it’s incredible, as her mom and manager, to watch the reaction from people. There are so many horrible things we read, but when people meet her in person is so rewarding… [Courtney's] a victim of her own beauty. We need to understand all kinds of discrimination. It’s very sad.’