Hugh Hefner proposed to 24-year-old girlfriend Crystal Harris, who will become his third wife, on Christmas Eve. He shared the news in a series of twitter messages and now his wife-to-be is sharing some more details. Harris tweeted that fans kept asking to see her ring. Because, apparently, she has fans. And she has no [...]
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Photo of Reese Witherspoon’s Engagement Ring
Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth were one of over half-a-dozen couples to become engaged over the holidays. I’m pretty sure they were sitting in a big circle, in the same house, BBMing and Twitter-fapping, coordinating their announcements. Witherspoon’s too dignified to fap, so she probably just watched the others do the hard work. Whatever. This [...]
Reese Witherspoon and Jim Toth are Engaged
For crying out loud. In what I’m pretty sure is the sixth engagement since Christmas Eve (if we’re ignoring the engagement rumours from the UK about Lily Allen which the singer herself is yet to confirm or deny, which came hours before and would make this announcement seventh), Reese Witherspoon confirms she’s going to re-marry. [...]
Chris Hemsworth Married Girlfriend Elsa Pataky
Chris Hemsworth has married, his spokesperson confirms to Us Weekly. In the first wedding announcement amongst a flurry of baby and engagement-related news over the holidays, the Thor actor confirms his weekend wedding to Elsa Pataky. Hemsworth, better known as the older brother of Miley Cyrus’ ex-boyfriend Liam Hemsworth and for playing Captain Kirk’s father [...]
Hugh Hefner to Marry Playmate Crystal Harris
Hugh Hefner’s ageing penis, one that doesn’t seem to know its North from South without fluffing from a succession of Playmates and popping Viagra, is engaged. Well, all of him’s engaged. But who cares at this point. It’s not as though this marriage will last either. Hefner, determined to make work for bloggers who aren’t [...]
Ginnifer Goodwin Engaged to Actor Joey Kern
Ginnifer Goodwin, who should totes be the world’s skinniest actress having been on Weight Watchers since the age of nine, is engaged. She’ll have the world’s smallest wedding dress and the world’s smallest wedding cake. Or I’m making that last bit up. Whatever. Thin people shouldn’t be allowed to eat cake that I’m not eating. [...]
