Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, 28, married this weekend. June last year, I recall Bill Gates outing the couple as engaged, then retracting the statement that girlfriend-of-nine-years Priscilla Chan, 27, was Zuckerberg’s ‘fiancee.’ But I guess they’ve been engaged all this time, because they got married on Saturday. Which is only news because Zuckerberg announced it on Facebook making proper use of the timeline feature which is the first and only time I’ve seen any one do that. Despite conjecture to the contrary, no, it was not timed to coincide after the IPO where Zuckerberg made $16.9 billion since the IPO date wasn’t known until days beforehand. The wedding was planned four-months in advance to coincide with Chan’s graduation from University of California, San Francisco School of Medicine. According to reports: ‘Zuckerberg’s wedding was in his backyard, before fewer than 100 guests, who thought they were there to celebrate Chan’s graduation.’ Zuckerberg designed ‘very simple ruby’ ring.
Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity Wedding’
Adele Denies Being Engaged To Simon Konecki
I mostly ignored the tabloid rumours about Adele being engaged to her boyfriend Simon Konecki because 1) if true, it’s not shocking 2) the sources on this were random and mostly based on conjecture because of a 10.57 carat De Beers ring Adele wore on the red carpet. Life & Style and others claimed the couple were engaged after only a few months of dating. Sources started leaking details of the supposed wedding plans back in March, claiming Adele ‘feels like she’s engaged’ and ‘wants to get married this year.’ Except not really, because months later Adele is denying the claims in a half-hearted blah blah something or another posted to Twitter: ‘Had a lovely birthday, thanks for all the messages. I got a blossom tree! I didn’t get a cake from Rih Rih & I’m not engaged, blah blah x’
Jessica Biel’s Wedding Will Be This Summer
There’s been a lot written about the upcoming wedding of Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake, most of which I’ve been ignoring because the rumours have become ridiculous. A Cliffs Notes version of the rumours: Timberlake only proposed to calm his whiny, harridan girlfriend; tabloids said Timberlake would delay the wedding for as long as possible, in order to cheat some more, notwithstanding that a wedding ring doesn’t stop cheating (moreover, the cheating rumours were mostly mostly unfounded); Biel is a bridezilla with self-esteem issues; she turned down Timberlake’s first engagement ring in favour of a bigger one; Biel wants a fidelity clause in their supposed prenup and a Band-Aid baby, although she’s worried putting on preggo weight will turn him off and he’s worried a family image will be a ‘career killer.’ Yeah. I’ve been mostly ignoring that. Except now there’s a supposed wedding date set, so the rumours will be starting again. A source tells People Magazine the wedding will be this Summer: ‘Justin and Jessica are planning a big [Summer] wedding. Jessica wanted a smaller, more intimate wedding, but Justin from the beginning wanted a big wedding and that’s what they have decided on. [They want to] include all their friends. [Jessica is] very involved. Justin has promised her the best day ever.’
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Kate Hudson & Matthew Bellamy Aren’t Married
Somehow it’s news to me that 1) Goldie Hawn has a Twitter and 2) a handful of outlets corrected their stories claiming Kate Hudson and Matthew Bellamy are married before I wrote my previous post. Ugh. I got my info from Radar Online who must not follow Trouty Mouth either because they wasted their time reporting this too. Appearing to have been misquoted as telling The Evening Standard: ‘When my daughter Kate married an English rock star [Matt Bellamy] it didn’t worry me…’ Hawn clarified, in her own words: ‘Darling once again twisted the truth. They aren’t married. Xx.’ Adding: ‘Baby they never get it right!! Xx.’
Kate Hudson & Matthew Bellamy Are Married?
Because these things no longer come with a statement from a rep, it’s no surprise for me to learn that Kate Hudson probably stealth-married Matthew Bellamy (as Natalie Portman did Benjamin Millepied at some point before the 2012 Academy Awards). The news doesn’t come from a red carpet SMUG-walk, as it did Portman/ Millepied, but from what appears to have been an OOPS! during an interview with her mother, Goldie Hawn, who spoke to the UK’s Evening Standard newspaper (specifically, its supplement, ES Magazine). Hawn strongly suggested her daughter married without fanfare: ‘My kids are fantastic with their children, they have an amazing parental ethic and I’m very proud of them for that. When my daughter Kate married an English rock star [Matt Bellamy] it didn’t worry me. All that matters is that the relationship is a good one.’
Olivier Martinez Is Engaged To Halle Berry
Despite misinformation spread by TMZ.com, shortly after Halle Berry was seen wearing an emerald on her ring finger, Olivier Martinez has confirmed that they’re engaged. It was assumed at the sight of the engagement ring that Berry was engaged. What followed was supposition about the proposal along with sourced reports from the alleged jeweller. Not realising it’s pointless to fight the contrived lies of profiteers leeching off a story, Martinez appears to have confirmed only to slam the people taking credit for the ring. Asked ‘ORLY?’ he replied ‘YA RLY!’ Of the report Star Magazine is now taking credit for, he said: ‘Yes, of course it’s true.’ Asked for specifics, he continued: ‘There is a jeweller taking credit for doing the ring and it’s a lie. They have nothing to do with this.’





