Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity Twitter’

Lindsay Lohan isn’t the only person who can crack tweet about nothing whatsoever. With Lohan in jail and unable to tweet anything at all, not even those automated sh**ty shills for products (her last tweet was on July 20, the day she went into jail), there’s a notable crack gap on Twitter that needs to be filled.

Being that people were having crack tweet withdrawals someone needed to step in to bridge the gap, pretty much until Lohan is out of jail and her stint in rehab is over (that starts one day later). Peaches Geldof has no job and no life, so she’s kindly agreed to quit being mercy-banged by Eli Roth to tweet nonsense until some time in late August/ early September. The tweet above is a catty comment the almost-socialite left about her personal dislike of the Salt movie. Like I said in the Angelina Jolie Twitter post, she’s packing. I’m saying nothing.

Spencer Pratt is taking this whole fake divorce thing a little too far, even becoming fake homeless so his fan(s) can feel even more sorry for him. The reality star is in the middle of his shenanigans-filled divorce from Melon Boobs. He took a break from that and moved out of the house they were sharing (post-split) and moved into a hotel, the Roosevelt Hotel Hollywood. On his Twitter account, he seems to be telling people he actually has no home or other place to go than a hotel. Where did his reality show money go? Cry me a river, Pratt.

Actor Jason Bateman got the belated memo that it’s an asshat thing to do, to cut in front of 2,000 people for an iPhone 4 just because you’re an entitled celebrity who thinks that kind of thing is okay. TMZ and others were quick to snap photos of the actor being plucked from the line in front of an Apple store after being recognised by an employee. No idea why the memo took so long to get to him, it’s not as though he would really be under the impression as a grown man that cutting in is fine. Real iPhone fans will cut a bish for that kind of thing; his cluelessness aside, I’m amazed he made it out alive. Someone must have informed him of the backlash, which was prolly not even worth it as the phone is crappy and has serious signal problems according to technology blogs. He took to his @BatemanJason account to apologise. He’s sorry for being a prick. Well, he eventually got around to making an apology… not that this is much of one.