Lindsay Lohan isn’t the only person who can crack tweet about nothing whatsoever. With Lohan in jail and unable to tweet anything at all, not even those automated sh**ty shills for products (her last tweet was on July 20, the day she went into jail), there’s a notable crack gap on Twitter that needs to [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity Twitter’
Angelina Jolie Using the @AngelinaJolie Twitter
Angelina Jolie has booted a cyber-squatter from the @AngelinaJolie Twitter user name. There was someone else, not affiliated with the actress, running that account until Jolie remembered that she was really Salt and could kick their ass. She may or may not have pulled a gun on the person, on Twitter, in order to take [...]
Amanda Bynes Out of Month-Long Retirement
Amanda Bynes retired from acting. One month ago. Not that you would have noticed. Nor should you have. She made the announcement on Twitter and LULz ensued. It was the stupidest thing ever, topped only by today’s announcement that she’s ‘unretired’. Yes, she’s back after one month of not being able to pay her light [...]
Spencer Pratt Tells Twitter That He’s Homeless
Spencer Pratt is taking this whole fake divorce thing a little too far, even becoming fake homeless so his fan(s) can feel even more sorry for him. The reality star is in the middle of his shenanigans-filled divorce from Melon Boobs. He took a break from that and moved out of the house they were [...]
Jason Bateman Apology for Cutting iPhone Line
Actor Jason Bateman got the belated memo that it’s an asshat thing to do, to cut in front of 2,000 people for an iPhone 4 just because you’re an entitled celebrity who thinks that kind of thing is okay. TMZ and others were quick to snap photos of the actor being plucked from the line [...]
Adrianne Curry Likens Breastfeeding to Pooping
Last week Kim Kardashian tweeted about public breastfeeding. From Kardashian we learnt that it’s gross to have to stare at another woman’s tits while they’re being used to feed her baby… when you’re at a restaurant eating your lunch. A few hours ago Adrianne Curry, who’d remembered that Twitter was good for something other than [...]
