Amanda Bynes is basically naked on Twitter now, in lieu of auditioning for one of those job things I gather fancy ‘actor’ types go on sometimes. I was going to ignore these pictures of Bynes, who’s quit and rejoined Twitter an obnoxious number of times, because they’re obviously such a desperate ploy for attention. And [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity Twitter’
Charlie Sheen’s Twitter Breaks World Record
True story: Father Grindhouse texted me at the ass-crack of dawn this morning as, evidently, he couldn’t wait until later; the gist of the message being, ‘So, is Charlie Sheen going crazy, or what’s going on there. It’s even on my ESPN podcast; EVERYONE’s talking about it (around the water cooler).’ Good to know, as [...]
Charlie Sheen Joins Twitter To Ramble MOAR
I was actually pretty intent on ignoring every single thing Charlie Sheen said and did until I was obliged because he’d killed someone. Or whatever. There have been so many insane quotes about his live-in whores, those same whores babysitting his kids (but he still wants primary custody), curing addictions with his mind, being addicted [...]
Pink Mocks Britney Spears & Christina Aguilera
Pink has been on Twitter making funnies, because now Charlie Sheen’s in the mix there’s only so much room on the Internet for non-coke rambling. In 140 characters or less, Pink pimp-slapped Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera with the troof. The TROOF. Noting that she was always labelled the rebel, she points out that Spears, [...]
Twitter Picture of Eva Longoria in First Grade
Eva Longoria has shared a Twitter picture of herself in first grade. The Desperate Housewives actress, who needs to learn how to use a scanner, shared the image while still in its frame. If you can get past the glare, there’s an exceedingly cute picture of Longoria, who’s apparently around five or six years old. [...]
Cheryl Burke Jokes About Being F**gered By TSA
At least, I’m hoping she’s joking. Cheryl Burke used her Twitter to express displeasure at being handled roughly by airport agents. In a message that she has since deleted, but that’s still available if you view the Google cache of her Twitter page, she writes that she was possibly groped by a TSA agent while [...]
