Evidently, Kate Gosselin lost touch with reality somewhere around the time she decided to make reverse mullets happen. She was reportedly paying north of $5,000 at a time to get the budget weave and the budget colour to match. She really seemed to think she looked extra-fancy, People of Walmart fancy, when she got the [...]
Posts Tagged ‘Celebrity Twitter’
Selena Gomez And Justin Bieber Made Babies
Or not. Whatever. The couple has been making-out and dry-humping in public and it’s only a matter of time before Selena Gomez’s gas baby turns into an IRL baby. These are recent photos shared by Justin Bieber in attempts to document their baby-making. First comes love, then comes a pre-nup, then comes marriage, then comes [...]
People On Twitter Called Demi Lovato Fatty Fat
People on Twitter were totes mean to Demi Lovato, youguise. I’m going to guess that mean 12-year-old girls take this stuff in shifts so that bullying Lovato won’t impede the sending of death threats to Selena Gomez. AMIRIGHT? After walking the black carpet at the MTV Video Music Awards, it would appear a bunch of [...]
Brooke Hogan Isn’t Banging Hulk Hogan, Okay?
Brooke Hogan is not still enjoying taint rub-downs from her father. Because that never happened and we’re jerks for talking about it. JERKS! And Hulk Hogan didn’t watch his daughter dance around a stripper pole. Multiple times. And he didn’t spend his birthday, last week, staring at and rubbing down a nude photo of her. [...]
Hugh Hefner & His Whores Planking For Twitter
Hugh Hefner and his paid harem are planking because that didn’t go out with the ark and people aren’t owling instead now since it’s marginally-less irritating. Hefner’s photo is shown above, as shared on Twitter. It’s his attempt at planking that’s lacking the tension in the body to really make this work. But I guess [...]
Kelly Osbourne Gropes Coco’s ’100% Real’ Booty
Because fat injections don’t count as surgery, following the logic when Kim Kardashian shared an x-ray of someone’s implant-free butt like that proved anything, we’re living in a world where Coco’s butt is real. Don’t get me wrong, I actually like Coco. I couldn’t tell you why. And I’m equal parts bemused and perplexed about [...]
