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Twitter Photo Of Khloe Kardashian’s ‘Father’

Kylie Jenner shared this photo on Twitter with the caption: ‘First official photo of my sister and her dad! Like father like daughter!’ which has been taken as literal confirmation that Alex Roldan is Khloe Kardashian’s biological father. Any of which would be news if Hollywoodite.com hadn’t basically done the same thing a month ago and blown the paternity scandal wide open. Roldan is Kris Jenner’s hairdresser of decades. 27-year-old Kardashian’s middle name is Alexandra. So it isn’t much of a leap, especially considering how much they look alike. The 14-year-old was joking, however. After her first message started to go viral with over 700 retweets in one hour, she updated: ‘It was a joke everyone! LOL!’

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Selena Gomez’s Dirty Pillows Attract Predators

Here is Selena Gomez proving that dirty pillows can attract predators in the wild. Before raising the alarm with #Pillow911, Gomez shared this and tweeted: ‘Creepy @eliroth.’ Meh. He was making sure the pillows didn’t get spilled on.

Ashley Tisdale & Nicole Scherzinger On Twitter

Ashley Tisdale and Nicole Scherzinger are both great at Twitter. Here’s Tisdale thrusting her dirty pillows at someone’s iPhone as they play with the sepia settings. And here’s Scherzinger pointing her cheekbones and freshly-laundered pillows at someone loitering in her ill-lit bathroom. Whose pillows are better?

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Pimp Momager Already Got Away With Cheating

In a bizarre non-denial of the rumours that she banged everyone from her hairdresser to O.J.Simpson, here is Kris Jenner’s response to the National Enquirer’s cover story that Khloe Kardashian is Simpson’s kid: ‘Thanks for all your love and support today dolls! Wow some of the stories out there today are either fabricated, or SO 24 years ago!! LOVE U,’ which I’m taking as a blithe admission that she already got away with sleeping around on her late husband and a bunch of guys did the You Are Not The Father dance, before it was cool. Kardashian also responded to the rumours after being asked about them by X17Online.com and everyone else: ‘And do [the] rumors ever stop? What is the recent obsession with all of this? What are they going to say next? #SoapOpera.’ On Wednesday, Kardashian tweeted and blogged the tabloid cover with the caption: ‘It makes sense now! Khloe, u are so tan!’ because it’s all about her.

Snooki Without Make-Up In Twitter Pictures

Snooki shared a bunch of photos wearing little or no make-up because fans demanded to know whether there was a real person under the lash glue. Turns out, she looks the same under the eyelashes except a little cleaner. Although any talk of make-up’s moot when she’s still caked in tanner and dried semen (doesn’t come out in the wash). Well, whatever. She looks like her own almost-sister from another father with a lot of ‘splaining to do. Better without semen?

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Hilary Duff’s Uterus Wishes You Happy Holidays

So, the holidays have mostly been and gone but I’m just seeing this now. Hilary Duff’s uterus and IRL baby wish you Happy Holidays. Moreover, to prove that she’s more than Internet pregnant, she had her foetus use its new opposable thumbs to do some artwork on her tummy (or maybe her sister did it, IDK).  Anyway, here’s a photo of preggo Duff wearing a Santa hat by her family’s tree.